1 My thoughts

So this isn't a novel, nor will it ever be.

Now that I got that out the way, I'd like to say something.

I HATE MYSELF! Why, you ask? Well, I hate that most authors don't publish a chapter stating that they dropped it, or put it on hiatus. And I'm like that, I dropped every work I made

As for the world I'd be speaking about today... I think Naruto would be nice.

Senju? What the hell is that? I don't remember seeing another besides Tsunade, that old Virgin Mary... what? Nagato was believed to be one? Like I care? At least the Uchiha got their demise on film, or whatever you fucks want to call it.

What? Someone is dying? Get some Hashirama cells, that'll fix em right up. What? Every uchiha goes blind if they don't get the Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan? Bullshit! Just add Hashirama cells on that bitch!

Moving on... not because I'm jacking off, b-baka!

Whatever.

What this novel is about Naruto? Well dah, it's in the FUCKING TITLE! What? There's a giant fox attacking the village? Go fight it! What? The Uchiha can control it?

Danzo: I don't care. Don't go, and stay in your huts, you damned uchihas. Just breed more eyes for me.

Naruto is treated like he is Kurama(Kyuubi/Nine tailed fox(for those idiots out there)) what? There where human sacrifices before? And, no one told them that a tailed beast is immortal? Da fuck are you doing Konoha? Living UNDER SOME LEAVES, I TELL YOU! Look, Mito was one of the greatest figure to wield the Kyuubi, and she didn't bother clearing up the misunderstanding? And, Kushina almost got raped by Cloud nuns(did it on purpose, you see later), and no one in the village, from Jonin, Anbu, to Home made lunch/Hokage, do anything? I'm thinking this was a plot from the author to try and get something going, claiming it's a plan by the old geezer. DA FUCK DID THE 3RD DO? Let the Uchiha get fucked by Itachi's katana or tanto, or whatever Japanese or Chinese blade. I feel like the 3rd was like a nun in church, just saying may god help you, and leave you to die from a small cut that got infected, by STDs or HIV or something, by a blade that a rapist used to kill his victims with.

What else? Oh, a metal that's so hard and almost indestructible? Yeah, the Uzugakure members can make those out of chakra. I feel like they were targeted just because of this fact, and not because they were monsters with enormous chakra levels and weird vudu called Seals... Seals, get it? The swimming fucktards called seals, you know the mammals?

"But, seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this show? I think I'm having a heart attack."

My mother comes inside my room from the ceiling, that somehow now has some weird ceiling that can now be raised to sneak inside from the normal whole white made out of cum ceiling, and tells me while handing me a veil, "HERE, HASHIRAMA CELLS, they boast your stamina along with other totally broken shit..." and then turns to you, fucktards, "Get your's at the nearest Danzo or Orochimaru Hideout! get them before it runs out! *whispers: Like that shit can run out? We'll just pull it out of the author's ass if we have to.*"