2 My thoughts(2)

Let's do... idk Bleach? Nah, let's continue naruto, before we get to that sweet sweet mother dies... wait! Naruto had his mother killed in front of him too, so maybe they aren't that far apart.

Dead bone Pulse... I'm no rocket scientist, but I'm sure that if you do something like grow something like a blade from your normal bones, it puts some kind of burden that you have to eat something to get it back to normal, right? Like the flash, and that guy's(reverse flash) telling berry... strawberry is ichigo, and berry is flash... I'm seeing a connection, guys!

So, reverse flash tells berry, that if he runs at that speed he'll run threw calories like a saiyan fighting for his goddamned Cockroach life. And as such will have to make a diet for him to not die from malnutrition.

But srs, how the fuck does reverse flash know berry has been struck by lightning and got super something? Like that shit happened almost everywhere, and now has other people have superpowers! Like create a guild or something that gets them in control and let them do 'righteous' deeds, and use them to do your bidding... and end up like Danzo... I now realize I got off topic.

Well, where was I? Yes... I forgot! Shit! Does not matter, for I also don't care!

Let's start somewhere else! Let's see, so dead bone pulse, or whatever, is an ability to manipulate your bones, which is a really stupid ability. I know what your thinking, "what? But Kaguya has the ability, butthe upgraded one!" Well, you fucktards, imagine this: you have to nourish yourself so much, just to use the ability to not kill yourself like a certain snake sucker... I bet orochimaru's favorite bitch to fuck was the Last Kaguya Clan member, before Suck-suka came and made orochi blow his nuts dry inside that emo fuck.

I really hate the sharingan sometimes, like there are so many possibilities but the author just sits there while having little Timmy hanging from his cock, and just writes! Like the Byakugan is said to be on par with the sharingan... yeah, come back when Robin stops sucking Batman off.

The Byakugan has so many possibilities that even me, the retard that failed to realize the mimic chests from dark souls had a difference to normal ones, think of those great abilities that could have made the Byakugan better.

Like when the person activates the byakugan, a pulse of chakra or whatever pulses out, they could use that to cast illusions better than the shitty sharingan that needs eye contact... AND SINCE THE BYAKUGAN ISNT KNOWN FOR BEING ABLE TO CAST ILLUSIONS, THIS WOULD HAVE MADE IT ALL THE MOST POWERFUL OR AT LEAST BE USEFUL FOR DISTRACTIONS!

I really hate my life. Well, all I need it to make a joke out of the shit I just threw up and I'll be fine to go jack off to my waifu...

My mother, who is supposed to be dead, comes inside my room through the door. "Live a Life that you would be proud to live even if you die early..."

"Yes! I'll save the world from a mess you or dad left for me, instead of doing it yourselves!"

"Good, I'll leave this issue to you!"

"Fuck you, can't even realize sarcasm... I hate my life..."

As I said that, the walls on all sides brake down and comes a woman that is believed to actually be heroin only to become an extra later once not even helping much later on.

"Jun-kun, let me tell you how much of an idiot weakling you are only to be told otherwise later on!"

"Yes, let me become your M, my lovely S!"

Have you noticed where I'm going with this? The Anime Bleach And Naruto And One Piece And other shit anime do this... it's actually very retarded!

I even made a novel telling you guys this, but only to be told that I have issues... which I do, like a lot!... and that I should just quit! Well, bye.

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