My System Only Shows My Stats!

A young man gets reincarnated into his favorite novel after dying of a heart attack during his mast*rb*ting session. "He's our secret weapon. Our future king... Rege Hasta" "Oh sh*t... this is the world of Korontana isn't it..." "He will unite the world under our name." "Yep. I'm screwed." ... [System Initializing...] [0%] [12%] [28%] [75%] [Initialization Complete!] [Welcome, Host! I am the stats system. Call upon me if you wish to know your status.] "You're f*cking kidding me aren't you..."