381 My SI Stash #81 - Lord Frieza incarnate in Gensokyo by Ridoux (TouhouProject)
-The specificness of this entire fic has got me dying, honestly just sharing it up here for the laughs. A crack fic once in a while doesn't hurt anyone.
Synopsis: A playboy weeb from our world, that doesn't know anything about Touhou, gets Frieza-sama powers and the appearance of Killua Zoldyck from Hunter X Hunter, then gets isekai-ed to Touhou Project world. In case you find incorrect information in the story, don't worry, it's not me who didn't know it, but the characters themselves, it's not like they have a wiki about their world like u
Rated: T
Words: 43K
Posted on: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13673489/2/Lord-Frieza-incarnate-in-Gensokyo or (Ridoux)
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Chapter 1
Yoo, this is your everyday weeb, yes just a regular weeb you see everywhere nowadays.
But, don't get me wrong now, even though I said I'm a weeb, I absolutely don't like waifu, harem, ecchi and whatever other shit you found there.
In other words, I prefer REAL girls over some 2D/3D-fictional-overly-sexy/cute female characters made by some ugly old man somewhere in japan.
Oh, did I touch a sore spot in your ass? Well, that's just my OWN preference, so if you didn't like it then fuck off.
...Okay, that was harsh, i'm sorry alright?
Anyway, why i'm saying this right now? Well, that's because of the impossible situation I found my humble ass in right now.
I think if you are one of us (weeb species) you'll understand everything if I show you this blue hologram-like panel, that appeared the moment I woke up from sleep in my room.
[Notification!]
[ The Root of Existence found your world's fantasy stories to be intriguing and decided to make a new world based in it. ]
[ The new world will be based in a random fantasy story from your world. ]
[ The timeline will be the same as the canon in the said story. ]
[ To make it more practical, the Root of Existence decided to send a random sentient creature from your world. ]
[ And you have been chosen as the one to go to the said world. ]
[ Would like to accept? ]
[ You need to answer with YES or NO ]
And that's it guys, I think even a low level weeb would understand what's going on, it's a fucking...
"ISEKAI SHIT?!"
I said loudly as I jumped from my bed.
"wait... For real?!"
I couldn't believe what i'm seeing, it's a fucking status BRO! A REAL STATUS.
"Okay, let's relax for now..."
After I said that, I sat cross-legged in my bed and closed my eyes.
"..."
I opened them again.
"It's still here..."
And the same blue panel still hovering in front of my vision, let's say about half a metre away from my face?
"I got goosebumps..."
I looked at my hands and found that i'm having goosebumps.
"No wonder, it's a status after all."
I looked back at the stat- wait status? I forgot that it's just a notification, should I call it a panel? Nnn… a box?
"Nah, i'll just call it status."
Now then what should i do? I have to think about my family and- Nah.
"YES!"
Fuck it all, of course i'll accept this shit, i'm not some coward that would be afraid to get isekai-ed.
Family? Well I'm sorry but I have to choose my own life, and I'm not the first child to begin with, and my parents are well over 70 years old, so yeah you get what i mean.
How old i'm? 22 years old, now shut up.
[Affirmative!]
The moment i read that word, everything turned black and i felt as if i was forced to sleep.
[Successfully extracted the host's soul!]
Wait, what?! Why can I still see the status while I'm asleep?!
[The host's soul has been brought to the Void successfully.]
The moment I read those words I felt as if I landed on something, I looked down and found my naked body.
"How can i see myself in the dark?!"
I know i'm annoying, but BRO, this is fucking interesting, is this how everyone who gets isekai-ed experience everytime?
[Notification!]
[ As the world is random, so does the environment and the opponents. ]
[ The host will be given the body, memories and experiences of any sentient being he wants. ]
[ The sentient being can be fictional but it have to be an existing character in your world. ]
[ The host can change the appearance of the given sentient being without affecting its abilities and capabilities. ]
[ To simplify the designing operation the host can simply give the name of another sentient being he wants his appearance. ]
[ Please say the name of the sentient being the host wants his body, memories and experiences. ]
"Annnnnnd it came."
*SIGH*
That's what I was waiting for, I thought for a moment that I would get isekai-ed with my shity-naked body.
Even Subaru didn't go naked and brought some stuff with him.
...Well, this is more than i expected, so basically i get cheat abilities with a tutorial and experience/skill package included? Even a fucking ultimate appearance changing one-time-use gacha item?
"This is good shit Hahahahaha."
I laughed like an idiot for 5 minutes.
"Ahem."
Now then, let's think seriously about this for a momen-Nah
"Give me the body of Frieza from Dragon Ball Super's last episode or from the future season if possible ."
You're surprised, aren't you? Well it's understandable, normally almost all weebs would say something like Goku, Broly, Saitama or whatever, but you know, you all sucks.
The reason is simple : why have a fucking weak human body?
For the Saiyans like Vegeta or Goku, in their Base Form they are no different from humans, in one scene Goku even though he already mastered Blue Super Saiyan, in his Base Form however he still got injured from a simple pistol bullet?!i
And saitama? Well, he can't breathe in fucking SPACE! If anyone sends him to space he's fucked, he was just LUCKY that he landed on the moon in that episode, otherwise he's dead and we wouldn't get a damn second season.
You got it now? You noob weebs can worship me now. *Smirk*
What about Frieza? Well-
[Update Notification!]
[ As the world is random, so does the environment and the opponents. ]
[ The host will be given the body, memories and experiences of any sentient being he wants. ]
[ The sentient being can be fictional but it have to be an existing character in your world in the PRESENT TIMELINE. ]
[ The host can change the appearance of the given sentient being without affecting its abilities and capabilities. ]
[ To simplify the designing operation the host can simply give the name of another sentient being he wants his appearance. ]
[ Please say the name of the sentient being the host wants his body, memories and experiences. ]
"Tch! So they fixed that loophole?"
Damn, it didn't slip past them, I was hoping to get Frieza from the future Dragon Ball series, but it seems they won't let me have my way.
"Alright then, just give me the body of Frieza from Dragon Ball Super's last episode."
[Affirmative!]
Now then, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, it's about what's so special about Frieza right? Well-
[Frieza's general information!]
[ Frieza is an exceedingly cruel mutant member of an extremely powerful extraterrestrial species. The son of Cold the Great King, Frieza is the emperor of a military organization known as the Frieza Army. His reign extended to most of the North Galaxies and was also implied to extend beyond them to much of the seventh universe. ]
[ Frieza was noted for his incredibly vast and enormous power. His power in his base state alone is sufficient for most of his encounters, he claims that he was even able to fight the likes of King Vegeta with just his base state. Frieza had a vast amount of power; his immense reserves allowed him to fight Vegeta, Gohan, Kulilin, and, later on, Piccolo and Goku without growing exhausted. He was easily able to generate enough power to destroy a planet. ]
[ Frieza was famously antagonistic of the Saiyan race due to his fear of their Super Saiyan and Super Saiyan God legends. With the authorization of the Hakaishin Beerus, he destroyed planet Vegeta and wiped out all but a handful of Saiyans. Decades later, this brought him into conflict with the Saiyan survivor, Son Goku, who avenged his people by becoming a Super Saiyan and defeating Frieza on Planet Namek. ]
[ Frieza and his father were killed by Trunks, a Super Saiyan from the future, when they attempted to invade the Earth and get revenge on Goku. Afterwards, he remained in Earth's Hell until his minion Sorbet revived him. But, despite being vastly stronger, he was once again bested by Goku and killed. ]
[ He was revived once more following the Tournament of Power as a gift from Beerus for assisting the seventh universe in achieving victory over Jiren. After the tournament, he rebuilt his army and continued his evil-doing unhindered. ]
[ Frieza was a shapeshifting extraterrestrial. As a result, his appearance varied widely depending on which form he was using. Most of the time, however, he would remain in a suppressed form, known as his First Form in order to control his overwhelming power. In this form-]
"Ahhh, just skip this, that's my best character, i know every freakish detail about him."
[ Frieza being the mutant member of such an extremely powerful extraterrestrial species he possess a terrifying durability, even in a near death injury, Frieza can barely survive a 2nd rank planetary destruction, in his perfectly undamaged Base Form however he can easily survive a supernova or the destruction of a star about 3 times the size of the host's solar system's star, and in his True Golden Frieza Form, he's almost indestructible without using Ki or Hakai energy. ]
[ In his True Golden Frieza Form he can also block and controle a small amount of Hakai energy, which is considered to be the highest achievement a mortal can achieve and a proof that he's worthy to become the next God of Destruction of the universe. ]
Phew, well here it is guys, now you know why I chose Frieza, but this is taking too long...
"Enough, i know everything, just shut up."
[ Affirmative! ]
"Sigh"
[ Would you like to keep the sentient being appearance? ]
"Oh?, HELL NO!"
[ Affirmative! ]
'Who would want a dickless body?! I got shivers just thinking about it.'
Nothing personal Frieza-sama, i don't know how your race reproduces without a damn dick, but i just can't imagine a life without a dick.
[ Please say the name of the sentient being you want to have his appearance. ]
"Hmm, then let's go with Killua Zoldyck from Hunter x Hunter."
[ Affirmative! ]
Why Killua? Because I found him cool, according to my analytics from my real-girls-database, that type of man is what most of them like, a mix of mischievousness and childishness, but the biggest reason for me to choose him is because i found him badass, wait! I forgot something.
"O-Oi, what about the tail?"
[ Begin altering the host's appearance... ]
"Hey! Answe-"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
FUck?! What's this! I feel like every cell in my body has been kneaded.
*GASP* *GASP*
Luckily it lasted only a moment, but I swear I never felt something painful like this before, in that fucking fraction of a second!
[ Successfully altered the host's appearance.. ]
"Fucker..."
I then noticed that I'm now wearing something.
"This is… Killua's clothes? Oh! Even my hands are small."
long-sleeved and dark-colored shirts, baggy shorts and purple boots, yeah this is definitely Killua's usual clothes in the anime.
"That's cool and all, but i can't feel any difference aside from the small size of my body, Where is Frieza's strength and all? "
[ You are only a soul right now, The host's body will be constructed accordingly after the world is generated. ]
"Oh, is that so?"
[ All conditions are meet. ]
[ Picking a random story from the host's previous world... ]
"Yoo, this is exciting! I wonder what i'll get?"
[ Successfully chosen a story : Touhou Project ]
"...wait what?"
[ Creating a world identical to Touhou Project... ]
"What the hell is a Touhou Project?!"
[ Successfully created Touhou Project ]
"Ah, wait, c-can you choose another one?"
I never heard that title before?! The fuck?! Is it even an anime in the first place?! It must be, there is no way i won't know an ani-, well scratch that, i don't like fictional girls crap, so it's definitely some shoujo shit.*SIGH*
[ Constructing the host's body in near proximity to the canon's place... ]
"Pretty please?!"
[ Successfully constructed the host's body ]
'Ah, i'm skewered...'
[ Linking the host to his body... ]
And that was the last thing i thought before something forced me to sleep again, the only difference is instead of black, now everything became blinding white, and at the same time new memories invaded my mind.
Gensokyo - Bamboo Forest of the Lost
At nightfall and in an old and small cottage hidden deep within the forest, a single candle was providing illumination inside, the candle was placed in a rusty holder above the table, and there was one person sitting in the chair facing the table, she looked about 16 years old, currently she was watching the candle silently with a bored expression as she rested her chin in her palms.
"Sigh, It's been more than 1300 years already, Huh."
She said in a sweet voice yet somewhat boyish tone.
*Flutter*
"..."
She then lifted her head and rested her back in the chair as she left her arms dangling to the sides, that sample action caused her beautiful ankle-length white hair to flutter in the air.
"I'm bored..."
She said as her bored red eyes stared at the ceiling.
*Crack*
"?!"
Then suddenly the ceiling cracked as if something heavy landed at it.
*Boom*
But since the wood was hundred of years old, it wasn't able to endure the weight of that something as it broke and it fell directly over the girl.
"Kyaa!"
That was so sudden and unpredictable that she wasn't even able to react.
As the cottage was small, it was immediately filled with smoke.
*Caugh* *Caugh*
"What the hell?!"
The girl shouted while trying to drive away the smoke from her with her slender arm.
"Who dared to break my house?!"
She said angrily as she tried to comprehend what happened.
"I swear! I'll Kil- Eh? A human child?"
After she finally managed to regain her vision, she noticed that something was resting over her body, after she looked down, the first thing she saw was a beautiful spiky white hair just like hers and then a very pale skin that was again just like hers.
He was a little boy of about 12 to 13 years old she guessed.
"..."
It seems he was unconscious at the moment, she then looked at the ceiling and grimaced.
"I know i said it's boring, but even so..."
She looked back at the boy and then towards her bed.
"Well, it's in the middle of the night right now, so I guess I should wait until he wakes up."
After she said that she stood up and tried to carry the boy to her bed.
"Eh? No way, why is he so damn heavy?!"
Only now did she notice that boy was extremely heavy, about 10 times her weight even though he was smaller than her.
'He must be at least half a ton.'
She thought as she narrowed her eyes.
"Hmph!"
She then used her superhuman strength and easily lifted the boy up.
"..."
She then silently proceeded to put him in her bed.
*Crack*
As he was so heavy, the moment she released him, he instantly sank in and broke the bed.
*Crash*
"...Sigh."
Her eyes twitched as she saw that, she then sighed as she stared at the boy's sleeping face.
"...You better pay me after this..."
After a couple of minutes she turned around and planned to get the chair but saw that it was also broken.
Her eyes twitched again and clenched her fists.
"You won't go anywhere until you pay for everything you broke."
And that was how the two met, Fujiwara no Mokou and an enigma that literally dropped from the sky to her house, follow how the two will interact and affect everything around them from now on.
