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SUPREME The earth will shatter! The heaven will split! This sect will..." "Master, what are you doing?" "..." The sect leader slowly gets off the table, they proceed to put on glasses. "Um, mas-" The sect leader put their hand to stop the disciple from talking, and light seems to dim. "... my disciple." A spotlight is turned towards the sect leader, and they cross fingers and their eyes are no longer visible. "You saw nothing." "Eh, but I-" An array appears and strikes the disciple, the light turns on, and the sect leader puts away the glasses. "Ah my disciple, what is it?" "Huh, oh the annual meeting is happening." "I see, you may leave now." The disciple leaves for the exit. 'Hooo, no one shall witness.' 'Sorry Master, my physique render the array useless, I shall keep your dignity and let no one know.' Outside of the office, lied someone spying on the sect leader. *Breathes heavily* 'Master, you're so cute that I must embrace you, HUG you, SMELL YOU, KEEP YOU.' The sect leader shiver and look around.