1 Chapter 1 the100/crazy wishes

Guy gets put in the 100 tv series with some crazy wishes (not a serious story)

It happened as I fell to sleep. One moment I was getting in bed and the next I'm opening my eyes and I am in a white space.

After only a few moments I hear a voice reverberate around the area. "Your next world will be the 100 Tv series. Choose your three wishes." Holy shit! "Uhm.. will I keep my memories and when will I be placed in the series?" I asked hopeful for an answer.

"You make pick your starting time and place, you will keep your memories, mortal." Ok that's something I suppose.

"Can I wish for a starship from Stargate SG1, an fully functional Asgard O'Neill class warship keyed to me and with knowledge on how to use it?!" I asked with hope in my voice. I mean it pretty much is a game winning wish if accepted and I will be able to fluff my way through.

There was silence in the white void for what seemed like forever but eventually I got my reply "you may, but it will count as two wishes." The voice boomed around me. Damn I figured he would make me downgrade my wish but at the same time it seems there is a high end cap on what I can ask for? Or maybe that was taken as two wishes based on how I worded it? Oh well the ship alone is broken.

Well the ship should come with an Asgard database so I shouldn't need technology. I suppose I can somewhat misuse my last wish frivolously. "For my last wish, can you customize the ship so that everything internally is set up for human comfort. Such as beds, showers, everything's sizes and anything else I'm forgetting about?" Very frivolous but I also don't want to be stuck on a ship built for a midget race.

With almost no pause at all I got my reply. "It is done! And your timeline and location?" That is easy enough I suppose. "I would like to be in my ship a few months before the nuclear apocalypse somewhere in space close to earth but where we can't be seen by sensors or other ships..

"It shall be done!" Boomed the voice in my ears. And with that there was a flash and I found myself elsewhere, thankfully he didn't turn me into a infant or something because that would be awkward and I would probably have died on the floor of my ship.

The first thing I did was look around where I was. It was amazing, I was on the bridge of a freaking Asgard mothership, I mean come on! One of the most advanced ships in that genre!

After familiarizing myself with the systems, even though I technically knew what did what and such, I still needed hands on experience, but thankfully the computers were advanced and I could do everything verbally if I wanted, which I did.

"Computer, enter stealth." The ship made an affirmative beeping noise and a picture of the ship going into stealth mode came up on the main holographic monitor. "Computer take us to earth but out of range of their view or sensors, from there take us to orbit with sub light." I got a quick 'affirmative' and the ship was pulled into a hyperspace window, it only took a few seconds and then we were already moving quickly to the earth with the sub light engines.

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It was only a few minutes all told, to get to Earths orbit, it was a beautiful sight really, seeing our blue gem of a world. I wanted to save this world but I also didn't want to stop all the people in the future from being born, no I would let canon happen, I would feel bad, but this was meant to happen and I wouldn't stop it, I wouldn't even go down to the planet as I don't want to get attached to anyone or make the current people any more personal to me.

What I did do though was download all the movies, television shows and music as they were all things I would miss. I also made sure to downloaded any sequels to any movies that I hadn't seen yet because they didn't exist in my world, such as there were an extra 5 Star Wars movies I had never heard of for example.

After that I teleported examples of food, drinks and had drones created to take genetic samples of animals that would be missed in the future, Bees, deer, pigs, goats and any other domestic and none domestic animals, as well as plants. I did take dozens of live specimens of each animal to transplant to another viable world.

It shouldn't take much effort to terraform a world to meet basic earth standards especially if it isn't already far off.

I had the computer create hyperspace drones and send them to hundreds of different Star systems looking for viable worlds, if they didn't find one they would move to the next in an ever expanding perimeter around the Sol system. Once found I would put the system under a time dilation field so life will hopefully prosper. There would only be a few predators added such as big cats and such, bears and anything else useful.

It didn't really take long to find the world or the drones to find their genetic samples as well as specimens especially with teleport technology and the ability to store stuff in buffers or in cryostasis.

The computer would automatically complete its functions and keep an 'eye' on things while I also went into cryo. The only other thing I did was to make a genetically modified clone of myself, after stealing the night blood as adding that to the clone so I don't get dead by radiation the moment I go to the ground, I also made sure to genetically enhance its strength and reflexes and endurance which would be kept up and repaired by nanites.

I would keep my original body in stasis of course in case there was issue but until then, I transferred my consciousness into my new and enhanced body.

That took some getting used to and I'm thankful everything built by the Asgard is so durable. It was weird being several inches taller, it changed my center of gravity and I had to take a few days to get used to my new enhancements.

While I was doing that I had my computer hack into everything and download blueprints and files of everything possible as I didn't feel like working from scratch, even if the things were primitive by Asgard standards, you can still glean curious concepts that could be enhanced with higher technology.

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It didn't take long to find multiple viable worlds without any higher forms of life on them, nor would they ever likely evolve. With that I sent a terraforming device and had the computer set up a program to keep an eye on everything, it would have automated drones bring in different forms of life from earth over the next few months and would also make clones from samples already taken as needed of both plants and animals.

This may be me being lazy but I was fine with it. I would go into stasis soon and not wake up until the 100 begin their trek back to earth.

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97 years later

I woke up groggy, stepping out of the stasis chamber and having to catch myself from falling. My first order of business though was to make my way to the bathroom do complete certain daily rituals, including needing a hot shower and then food.

The next thing I did was check on the world that was still under time dilation. Everything looked pretty good there, the ecosystem looked to be stable and thriving all around this world which is good since it's been in time dilation for like 300 years about.

Anyways the reason I was woken up now was because the drone in orbit of the earth detected a drop pod about to be launched from the Ark and I was curious to there for such things. I didn't even really know what I wanted to do yet but I would definitely do something.

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Clarke

I can't help but look around every which direction, one moment I'm running after my friend was speared and then the next I'm in a beautifully crafted but highly advanced room of some sort after being surrounded by bright lights.

"Hello." Her head snaps to the voice and person who just came through a seamless door. He is a tall man, well built with dark brown hair and pretty blue orbs for eyes also generally around my age if a few years older.

"H-how.. how? Did you bring me here?" She couldn't help it when her voice was broken and confused, this was a confusing situation.

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Alex

It was kinda amusing to see Clarke so flustered I couldn't help the slight smile that appeared on my face. "Come." I tell the pretty blonde as I guide her to a window, to look down on the Earth. Obviously not something she has never see before but it's also a different perspective.

"How am I back in space? Why?" She asks as she drags her eyes away from the Earth below to look at me. "Because I brought you here of course…? And because I was also curious I suppose." I tell the pretty blonde with furrowed brows.

She just looks more confused. "Won't people miss me? I was running away with others! Are they safe? I have to go back and help them!" She almost begged and I could hear the silent plea for ME to help them as well though she didn't seem to want to directly ask in fear of rejection.

"You need not worry about them right now, I have slowed down time for them and increased it slightly for us so that we would have time to speak." Her eyes widened in shock at the thought of such things even being possible. But then again her simply being where she was should be impossible as well.

"What do you wish to speak of?" She had no clue how to begin talks with someone who could do so much. But then again I was also just winging this conversation as well.

After a moment of thought I simply touched the object on my wrist making a table and chairs appear in a fountain of light. "Well first, would you like something to eat and drink?" I asked slightly amused by her awed look. I also hand her a tablet with a menu that also had a page with my recommendations first. I had a lot of pre prepared meals in stasis as well as different wines that I permanently borrowed since all that expensive alcohol would go to waste when the bombs dropped.

"Much of that is already pre made but frozen in time at the time of its creation." I tell the pretty blonde off handedly. "Just click on whichever one strikes your fancy and it will bring up information on it as well as the option to choose that dish.

It shouldn't be a surprise that it didn't take but a few seconds for a beautifully cooked 12oz steak and a large baked potato with all the fixings and a few strips of slightly crunchy asparagus with a lovely garlic aroma coming from them. I had something similar as that was my favorite, though our drinks differed quite a bit, she chose a glass of coke and I had dr pepper. I guess neither of us wanted to risk being buzzed right now as we just met.

We did eat somewhat silently but we did talk and ask questions of each other but it seems we were coming to the more pressing questions now.

"I have to ask… are you human Alex? I know you look and seem so but this technology is simply… beyond human." I just sighed at that as I had been thinking of ways of explaining such things and I had come up with a cover story as best as I could.

"Yes, I am human but.. I'm also not exactly from this Earth either. My ship hit an Anomaly and we were pulled in. From what little I could understand from the sensors is that I was pulled in to an alternate timeline or universe or something along those lines." She just looked at me with wide eyed curiosity. "In my reality there were many different species, and many thousands of years ago one such alien race took humans as slaves from a time before the pyramids were built.

Over time some of those worlds managed to break free from their masters as did Earth. The aliens left and were not heard from again until the world was what you would consider modern, over years of fighting and wars eventually the Earth and her Allies had won. This ship was built with the technology of one of our Allies modified for human use." I explained the short version of the Stargate universe and what happened there though it was far to much to be anything but vague.

She looked excited, though who wouldn't at such knowledge I suppose.

"Is it possible to help my people before they die?" I could almost see hope shining in her eyes. I did actually want to help but I also didn't just want to do everything for them either. I just tapped my finger on my chin with my elbows on the table. "There are rules…. But there are also loopholes." I mused out loud. The rules are self imposed but rules are rules I guess even if I'm making them up as I go.

"We are not supposed to interact with worlds that aren't at a certain point both technologically and socially. As you can tell by your friend taking a spear, the people on the Earth have devolved somewhat even though I'm sure they have their own culture and reasons. The people on the Ark, while having kept their technology for the most part, also lock up children and kill them when they turn 18. You have to admit that it is less than appealing from an outside point of view." Clarke looked slightly grim at that, not really able to deny what was said but also was curious about the people on the ground.

"Can you tell me about the people on the ground? We didn't think anybody else survived the bombs?" She was excited and kinda afraid at the prospect.

"I can only tell you what my scans reveal as I have not interacted with them yet, you are the first person I have spoken to thus far but as to your question, they seem to live in villages and to be separated into clans of sorts, there are at least tens of thousands of humans on the ground and I believe some of them may have been able to metabolize the radiation and passed it on to their descendants along the way. That's all I can guess at though unless I look closer. If you want I can also do a genetic comparison between you and them? You are also able to survive the radiation so that could give a quick hint?" She agreed to allow blood to be drawn though we didn't have time to wait for the results as she had to go back.

"So what do you wish to do Clarke? I will think about helping your people directly but I'm not really sure that I should." She thought on that for a second. "What about indirect help?" She asked trying to hide her excitement.

"Hmm, what is on your mind?" I could guess already but I wanted to hear it from her. "There have to be places that survived the war that haven't been touched nearby right?" She asked quickly. And with that I went to the scanner and she followed me. I input some information even though I knew there were several bunkers that survived I didn't technically know where they were.

"Curious.." not really but it's not like I can say I knew these things before hand. "Did you find something?" She was definitely excitable. "There is a bunker not far from your camp, two actually. One is about a two hour walk and the other around 20 minutes I'd guess. Neither looked like they have been touched in a long time. I can leave a radio wrapped in plastic as well as other supplies such as blankets or sleeping bags. There's not much room so you will need to choose what you want in there.

I will also set aside a backpack just for you, as it looks like a basement or a back yard bunker but it's not large enough to leave much realistically. If this is how you want to do it il make sure the radio is strong enough to reach the Ark. but I must warn you now, I would suggest to beware the mountain that you were initially meant to land near, people live within it and my scans show that they use humans as blood bags from what I can tell."

She cringed at that, actually looking pale and afraid of the thought. "…we will not be traveling that way again. She muttered to herself before looking at me again. "I don't suppose I could convince you to… join us as a local? If there are survivors then maybe you could just… play local? New to the area or something?" She was hoping as she didn't want to be alone with those people at camp right now.

"I'm pretty sure that I would be attacked if I joined you at camp, but I suppose if I find you in the woods and help you bring supplies back to camp they may be more accepting…?" She just nodded vigorously liking this plan much more than the previous one.

"Ok, you ran into me in the woods near my home that I made out of a bunker and I brought you there. From there you brought me to camp with you with supplies and eventually we can go back for the rest as well as the radio that you probably shouldn't tell anyone about yet as I'm pretty sure from what my scanners and hacking tell me one of your 100 shot your leader from the Ark and currently has a gun. He will probably be adamant about not contacting the Ark as he won't want them to land." She looked horrified at that. She could guess who it was already.

I just sighed and looked at myself. I wouldn't be able to wear my comfy clothes down there.

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A few hours later under time dilation and we were ready. I kinda had to make my own bunker to make this work as I'm pretty sure the current bunkers were ratchet looking and smelling so I had the ship use the transporter and matter converters to build myself a quick underground bunker, it was fully functional if primitive by Asgard standards as it didn't have any more than the basics like any other home though it was also a self contained structure and recycled it's air like any other nuclear bunker would.

It's power generator was more advanced but it looked like it was built on solar power for now though that part of the bunker was sealed off of course.

It did contain a library though that had books and art that i pillaged by using my drones from just before the bombs fell or more specifically I gave them orders to pillage them before the fall.

The bunker had a large kitchen with a walk in freezer, a living room with a large television, seven bedrooms and six bathrooms as well as a large storage room under the living level that has a bunch of random equipment and gear including long term storage meals or MRE's.

I had the computer stock it with a massive amount of things that could be useful, such as blankets, sleeping bags, tents and all kinds of camping gear or survival gear. Thank god for matter converters and beaming technology.

After beaming both myself and Clarke into the bunker her mouth dropped open. "So what do you think? I only had a few minutes to design and have this built, did I miss anything?" I asked her innocently. After a few minutes of walking around and checking everything thoroughly the only thing she could think of was a med-bay and medicine. I sighed at that of course I forgot something simple. I ended up turning one of the bigger rooms into a med-bay including all kinds of medicine, pain relievers and antibiotics and anything I could think off were stocked in it.

"Ok that's taken care of now." She just looked at me curiously and I took her back to one of the rooms we had already checked and she looked flustered for a moment at the massive change. It actually looked like a small operating room of sorts. She just eventually sighed. "Ok, you ready to trudge through the jungle like a normal person?" I couldn't help the pained face that I made at that, no I was not looking forward to it at all. I caught the quick smirk that crossed her face before she could school her features and keep herself from laughing.

"You know it's not kind to laugh at your friends you know!" She lost it and started laughing her ass off and all I could do was huff out in annoyance. "The things I do for a pretty face and a kind heart." I nearly pout internally, why the hell am I doing this exactly!?

Two bags one much larger than the other appear at the hatch entrance in a flash of light she picks hers up and quickly adjusts her straps and then moves to help me put mine on as it's many times her bags size and can't even budge it. Her eyes bugged out when I simply lifted it like it was nothing and slung it over my back before adjusting the straps as well. "The hell! I couldn't even budge that thing!" I just smirk and laugh as we walk out of the bunker and begin our trek through the jungle. "It's only a few hundred pounds Clarke, not that big of a deal." I try to keep my amusement to myself but it's clear that she noticed.

"How many hundreds are we talking about?" She asked in an almost timid voice. "Ehh maybe around three hundred pounds I suppose. I wanted to make sure we had enough for a few days at least. I also have a larger 4 person tent as I'm a bit of a hoarder and like to set things out as well." I tell her with a shrug.

We were only on our own for about a dozen minutes as we trudged through the forest looking for her friends before we got close. I of course knew where they were and was leading us towards them, they seemed to be moving back towards the drop ship.

When they came in to view Clarke yelled out to them. "Guys!"

After some fast explaining and introductions, meeting Finn, Octavia and Monty we began a slower trek through the jungle. I did explain to them that there were obviously survivors and that I thought that they ran into a Reaper of mount weather, which I had explained to Clarke in private what my drones picked up through observation.

It was also obvious that Finn didn't like me very much from the way he was mean mugging me whenever I talked to Clarke.

It was a several hour walk before we managed to reach their camp and we arrived to a familiar sight of Murphy and Wells Jaha still fighting, I thought that was ironic.

I had eventually thought of a better solution to my lack of knowledge and it was also simpler. Clarke 'found' me in stasis when she ran in to my bunker and by entering, woke me up automatically. It was a much simpler solution to me having lack of local information or really much of any detailed information at all.

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Clarke

The things I have seen over the last few hours have been nothing less than amazing, Alex has decided to also help me help my people as well and that is just as amazing.

The only thing I worry about is how the others will react to this. Most should be fine but I worry about people like Murphy and Bellamy and their goon squad. Though with how inhumanly strong Alex is it is probably a wasted effort in worrying about him as long as he isn't taken by surprise I suppose anyways.