We're Losing Altitude!

"What.. what the hell was that sound?"

"Did you hear that too?"

"Oh my god! are we being attacked?"

The passengers were suddenly all riled up, they started making all sorts of noise.

"Wait.. Ughh! What the fu** is that hideous smell?"

"Shit!"

"Blegh" One passenger even puked.

"Oh this has to be a joke!" Long Tian said.

"Who.. who was it? who farted?" Suddenly someone screamed.

"1st Rule of Farting, who smelt it dealt it!" A kid in the corner shouted.

Suddenly all the passengers were trying to find out who first smelt the fart, but something struck them odd, most of them almost smelt it at the same time, they couldn't all fart in co-ordination.

"Wrong! It's 'Who denied it, supplied it!' you know fart." A kid in the other corner shouted.

The two kids were now having a showdown, while the adults starting looking at each other.

"Don't look at me, I didn't do it"

"Wife, I have diabetes but my gastric system is just fine, don't look at me!"

"What are you looking at? you think it's me?"

All the adults simultaneously started looking at each other and denied it. This again made them confused. They were all denying, they couldn't all have farted right?

The smell was so disgusting it had yet to fade away, they could smell it all the way to it's source. The closer they got to the source the more disgusting it got. All the passengers paused and turned their heads in sync.

They saw Zhuo Lang standing there, looking all embarrassed. The passengers in two seat radius of Zhuo Lang all showed no signs of life, they have fainted. Some even thought they went into a coma. It was at this moment they realized, that this wasn't some pre-planned Fart Orchestra by a group of people, but a Solo Performance by this man.

"This.... fellow passengers, I can explain." Zhuo Lang uttered.

"You can explain fart!"

"This is the worst fart I've ever smelt and I am a Gastroenterologist with 30 years of practice."

"Dammit, I was eating. Now I won't be able to eat for a week."

Passengers started to hurl all sorts of slurs at Zhuo Lang.

His face flushed red, he ran to the toilet in embarrassment.

Long Tian on the other hand, coughed up blood. If you see him now, you'd think he is a Tuberculosis patient.

'All that build up for a fart!?'

'Well, I thought he'd have an explosive, but this is not the explosive I had in mind.'

Thinking that, Long Tian grew even more vigilant. He was now even more focused, and was back to watching passengers. He looked at the time, in this mess a lot of time had passed. There was only 20 mins to landing.

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Zhuo Lang was in the toilet. It has been 5 minutes since he began to shit, but to his detriment, it showed no signs of stopping.

"God Dammit, at this rate, the holding tank will be filled in no time."

"Shit."

Zhuo Lang was almost in tears, but suddenly.

THUD.

The plane suddenly shook and the momentum changed.

Zhuo Lang fell down from the toilet seat and the shit showed no sign of stopping, by the time he opened his eyes, in that split second the entire toilet was smeared in shit.

"No! please no! what's happening to the plane? is it going to crash?"

"I just got the job I wanted, will I just die shitting on a plane?"

"This can't be, Buddha, Jade Emperor, Vishnu, Zeus, I beg of you!, save me!"

Zhuo Lang screamed miserably.

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The passengers outside, along with Long Tian were even more scared. They literally saw the plane jump up and down for a second.

"Wait.. this.. my God!! we're losing altitude!!!!!"

A keen passenger observed and screamed.

All the passengers suddenly hugged each other, started crying and praying.

The stewards and stewardesses suddenly rushed to all the sections and started comforting the passengers.

Long Tian frowned and rushed back to the First Class.

"Long Tian!" Feng Xueyue suddenly screamed, rushed up to him and hugged him.

"I'm scared, are we dying!" she started to sob like a newly wed wife who had just been widowed.

"No, we won't give me a minute." Long Tian comforted Xueyue for a brief moment and approached the stewardess that tried to hit on him.

"You! tell me what's going on!" He said in a domineering tone.

The stewardess was also human, she was also sacred.

"Even we don't know, the pilot seems to have locked himself in the Cockpit." she cried.

Long Tian was stunned.

'Shit! was it the Pilot all along? or did someone covertly reach the Cockpit, dammit all'

Long Tian rushed towards the Cockpit.