164 PUA party

Waiting for the new guests to walk in, Ben crossed his fingers for it to be girls. Desperate for luck, after shifting uncomfortably, even his balls had somehow crossed sides...

That's how much he wanted it...because the occupancy of his dorm room was growing, but the only output of this farm was a fruit called phallus.

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Ben tried to stay positive. 'Well, it's not too bad...' After all, there were only four guys in his room.

30 minutes later…

THERE WERE TEN F*CKING GUYS IN HIS ROOM!

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If before, his room was only a banana boat...

Or a Chuck E. Cheese ball pit…

Then now, he'd been directly isekai'd into weiner world by f*ck-kun!

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Now, it was important to remember that Ben wasn't a mathematician...

On any day of the week, he was more dong mash than John Nash…

Yet! Even he knew it was trouble when the p to v ratio approached infinity!

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