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(A/N: So… I dont know how this won, but it won thats what matter, right?)
[Tallied Up Votes]
Spider Milf - 5
Kamado Milf - 4
Kanae - 6
Shinobu Kocho - 19
Mitsuri Kanroji - 1
Rimuru Tempest - 30
None - 5
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It took us 4 hours of travelling until we were able to get to the next town and were now currently in a restaurant thats not too fancy after we entered I just made them order all they want and I'll pay for it.
You should have seen Kanae and Shinobu's face when Rimuru talked.
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«Ichirou Pov»
While we were waiting for the food to come, I remembered that we still haven't introduced ourselves.
"So, How about an Introduction?" I say while looking at Kanae and Shinobu.
"I'm Kocho Kanae and this girl here is Kanao, Nice to meet you."
"Shinobu" Atleast make an effort to introduce yourself.
"Ah yes, My name is Satou Kazuma, Nice to meet you too"
"Kobayashi Ichirou, and this guy's name is Rimuru Tempest." I say while raising Rimuru at the same manner of Rafiki when he was lifting Simba.
"Um, Ichirou-san I think you got something wrong here." What? I got something wrong?
"What did I get wrong?
"The thing is… I'm not a guy, Im a certain bonafide girl, you know." Say what? How is 'he' a girl? An AU perhaps? Well thats the most reasonable answer, but either way… I dont care.
"I see, then sorry about that, Let me reprounance your introduction. This girl's name is Rimuru Tempest."
"Nice to meet you, Shinobu-san, Kanae-san."
"Rimuru-san, What are you?" You're just asking that now? Seriously Shinobu?
"For your question, Im a Slime! Ah, but dont be mean to me, ok? I'm not a bad slime, you know. I promise!" Did she just, made a Dragon Quest reference in the Taisho-era(1912 - 1926)?
"Pff-" Was it really that funny? You got some weird sense of humor Kazuma.
"Oy! Stop laughing!" After she said that she made a baseball bat appear out of her body and bonked Kazuma with it.
"Whats a Slime?" Oh right, they still dont know about what slimes are since it was first introduced in 1931.
"Its this blob of jelly here." I say nonchalantly while playing with Rimuru's body.
"Ichirou-san, stop pulling me!"
"Sure."
"That doesn't answer my question at all!"
"Yes, It sure does. Now lower your voice its getting annoying to hear you shout every chance you get."
"Tsk." Why so annoyed? I dont think I've done anything annoying at all.
After waiting for a bit more our food was served and… Oh boy, they sure did order alot especially for Shinobu and Kazuma.
Shinobu bought alot of expensive food possibly to pay me back since I was 'Annoying' her which I certainly wasn't, and Kazuma because… He's Kazuma.
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When we finished eating, we went to find an inn and we found one just near the restaurant so we ended up renting here.
We all got our room and our layout was like this. Shinobu - Kanae - Kanao, Then there's me and Rimuru. Kazuma wanted an individual room since he's been living in a shack with a useless goddess so he can't do his 'business'.
After seperating with the group, me and Rimuru went to our Room and what was there was just a simple single bed and a desk. Naturally as a 37 year old virgin business woman Rimuru was embarrassed at first but all it took was a little bit of convincing on how I wouldn't do anything to a blob of jelly and how that would be weird.
I wanted to sleep so I putted out the light and carried over Rimuru to bed even though its 1 PM. I had a little discussion with Rimuru on how I was uncomfortable with a friend calling me with honorofics and he can call me what he wants before I fell asleep and Rimuru got caught up in the mood. Now that I think about it can slimes even sleep?
The next thing I know, there was something touching my cheek trying to wake me up. It felt smooth and soft.
"Ichirou, Wake up. We're gonna go to the Demon Slayer Headquarters so stop sleeping." Huh, When did they decide that. I probably just forgot about it.
"Yeah yeah, just give me 5 more minutes."
"Come on, wake up Ichirou nows is not the time to be lazy." Jeez, She wont even give me an extra 5 mins.
"Sigh, Lets go." After saying that I bought body sanitising so I dont need to take a bath.
"We'll be eating breakfast then were going." Rimuru then jumped onto my head and I proceeded to go out of my room, after a bit of walking I arrived near the exit of the inn and I saw Kazuma, Kanae, Kanao, and Shinobu waiting for us.
"Oi, Ichirou over here!" I know I can see you, I can hear your heartbeat, I can sense you using my 'ill will' and Magic sense from kilometers away.
"Morning." I say as nonchalantly as ever. Walking over to them I then say. "Lets go."
After a quick breakfast we then again, started our journey which took quite a long time since the Headquarters was 3 days away from our location. I could probably shorten that amount time if I ran or Rimuru transforms into a Star Wolf but we just spent our time walking. I did suggest it but Shinobu outrightly refused when I was just getting to the part where I should just carry them and run. Jeez, what an ungrateful brat.
Our traveling ended at an exact time of 2 days and 14 hours. After we entered the Butterfly estate there were alot of curious servants but none them dared to question Kanae.
Kanae told us to wait, and she went to Kagaya Ubuyashiki possibly to report what happened to the post that she was assigned to.
"Shorty, where are you going?" As a say that a visible tick mark appeared on Shinobu's forehead. Oh boy, teasing might become a habit.
"None of your business."
"Oh, come on, dont be so mean and just tell me."
"What would you even do if you know?"
"I dunno, I'm bored waiting here."
"*Sigh* Follow me, but dont touch anything, alright?" So were gonna go to her lab where she studies poison?
"Alright, lets go."
We walked for a bit and after we entered her lab, I saw alot of poisons including lethals and non-lethal ones.
"You got quite the collection here, Shorty"
"Whatever, just dont touch anything unless you want to get poisoned."
"Me? Getting poisoned? Haha, thats a funny joke. You'll have a better chance of growing taller." Oh? She's not retorting? Did she perhaps figure out that I was trying to get a reaction out of her?
"Show me. Inject yourself with this if you're truly that confident." Pfft, thats a cute smug face. Sorry that I'm not sorry that im gonna wipe that smug smile of your face.
"Sure." I then took the syringe out of her hands and injected in my arm.
"YOU DUMBASS!"
"Calm down, It's not working see. I'm completely fine thats why I said that you had a better chance of getting taller." Ah, I got kicked out of her lab.
Well anyways, I dont have anything to do again. Guess I'll go back to being bored.
Going back to Kazuma and Rimuru I saw Kanao sitting in the hallway looking at the pond just outside.
I just ignored her, she also did the same even if I greeted her she wont respond and it will be meaningless.
After a bit more of walking I heard and sensed 2 heartbeats and one ball of magicules. Seems like Kanae is back.
"Kobayashi-san, Ubayashiki-sama wants to meet you so can I please trouble you three?"
"Im fine with it." Kazuma said followed by Rimuru.
"Me too."
"Fine, Lets go."
"Then please, Follow me." saying that Kanae stood up and we followed after her with carrying Rimuru again.
When we reached there I saw the Hashiras, it was the same as the canon excluding Shinobu and Muichiro.
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(End)
(A/N: I'm sorry… I wouldnt be able to upload for atleast a week since the start of my school is just right around the corner and i need to prepare for it.)
