5 I got a pet!!!

-HIIIIISSSSSS!!!-

-Oh comon, you are just a little kitten. You think your hissing can do something more apart from amusing me?-

-*cat GROOOOWWWL*-

-No no no, you can't have such a nasty personality, it is unfitting off for such a cute little thing.-

-GROWL!!-

-Not a chance, stop trying to bite me. Don't force my hand.-

A little bit of silence...

-AUCH!-

-HIISSS-

-Tha fuck is wrong about you. Can't you see that this blood ain't even from your mom?!-

-*sad growl*-

-Now, now. Don't cry. I'm sure that your mom is surely dead...-

-*extremely sad meowing*-

-But don't worry: I have already avenged your mom.-

-Meow?-

-I am sure of it because the only thing that can kill a Black Tiger around here is a Lynx. And I just killed the dominant one, which concludes this conversation.-

-Meowwwww-

After hearing that last agreeing meow Grhunk starts to pet the little Black Tiger cub, which by the way was starting to accept it, especially after Grhunk scratched the skin on the back of his ears.

Grhunk thinks aloud a lot, and now that he has company he will probably do that a lot more.

The little tiger started to meow, seemingly hungry. After that hint, Grhunk skinned and butchered the dead lynx, letting the little tiger have it's entrails after he pounced onto them, pretty pleased with his food.

-If you are so pleased to eat the entrails... Better for me!!! More good meat for this tired and hungry orc!!!-

-meooww-

-The fucking hell!?!? How come you have already finished the intestines?!?!!!-

-Mrrreowwww-

-Not a chance, you are only getting the head. What you manage to eat is your thingy. If you are still hungry after eating the head you will have to endure it.-

-Purrrrrr-

After purring happily at getting more food, the tiger cub started to break open the lynx's skull, as even though it was dented on one side, it was nowhere a big enough of a hole for the cub to eat the brain matter.

Meanwhile Grhunk had finished butchering the lynx's body, and was now cooking a part of it's calf to eat for dinner.

+I think that even if the hammer and all the daggers where to break, this frying pan would make for a lovely replacement.+.

(I'm going to use - when someone is actually talking [and yes, talking to an animal counts as talking], + when someone is thinking out loud and</> for when someone is chanting a spell/skill.)

-Now that I am thinking about it, you still don't have a name, haven't you?-

-Mrroww-

-Okay what do you think about Blackie?-

-Hissss-

-Okay, so nop. What about Stripes?-

-Hiisss-

-Better but not by much eh? So how about Black Fang?-

-MRRROOWW!-

-And we could use Fang for short!-

-Meeeeeooww-

-So it's settled then!-

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