My reincarnation

Based on the title you can guess what's going on. No matter here's how it happened flashback no jutsu I was walking home from a ganja party that somehow some way involved Snoop Dogg and Wiz khalifa I don't know how but I was invited and tried my damn hardest to hang but let's just say that when you can't hang you should really stop anyways no need to mention my embarrassment of being an 1800 s patient in front of them. Funny enough on my way home I was very excited and in a good mood considering the smoke sesh and embarrassment reason being I was a fan of a certain manga and was ecstatic to read it and that manga was Kengan omega mostly cause I was a bit obsessed with the niko style but that's besides the point anyways on my way home I passed an alley I always passed and came upon a scene that will always boil my blood to the point of being 8th gate guy for those cultured among you anyways it was the cliché girl almost being raped by 5 guys trying to run a train so I did what I always wanted to do and play hero since I was high and feeling myself I figured why not give it a shot though this is beyond abnormal for me since I keep my head down and do what I got to do and nothing more or less since I'm a bit of a closet otaku but moving on I quietly pulled up on them and decided to take a nearby brick and smashed one over the head with it and he was knocked down since the guys were still confused I took advantage of it and kicked one in the balls punch another in the throat and the one after came back and charged at me with a haymaker which I dodged and counter with a quick jab followed with a front kick which knocked him down as for the last guy I got him with a move taught to me by a 59 year old overweight chemistry teacher which was fake him with a sick kick but actually hit him with a throat punch after I "took care of them" I helped the girl and had her call the cops but when I wasn't paying attention the one who got kicked in the dick and the one who was hit first pulled out some knives and stabbed me with them and let's just say getting stabbed sucked nonetheless I was PISSED so with the knives still in me hit ''em with two jabs followed by a uppercut and hook each then I was blindsided by the guy I simply jabbed earlier who again stabbed me and slashed me in my high and pissed state I was done with being hurt so I just said fuck it and wailed on him with all moves I knew from knee strikes to punches, kicks , and elbows when I was done I was proud and so tired I collapsed two feet away and was pretty much dead how I kept going is beyond me but I was glad I did I had never felt better weirdly enough but soon I heard a cry "kyaah" I turned to see the girl I saved and lo and behold she's running to me sweet I bet I was like a real badass there but she got to me and asked "why…why would you do that?" I said "oh that's simple cause I'm high as fuck and a badass super virgin who watched and read too many fan fics, manga,anime and movies " a laughter came from behind her tears "pfft haha really you gave your life for something so stupid and you make me laugh about it" " cough … well yeah I mean your cute and all but I am no instant simp ok well that's a lie but I can somewhat control myself besides my life was decent and doing a good thing is alway cool when you do it wholeheartedly cough … ugh man getting stabbed and sliced sucks maybe I shouldn't have lost my cool back there" "I am sorry your family lost a good son and it's all my fault but how do you not have someone in your life your so good" "you think so too huh man my mom would agree with you but it's just not in the cards for me maybe I'll find someone in my next life haha" and with that I died in a familiar alley in the hands of a cute stranger but hey bright side is I learned something I can kick ass and die immediately afterwords any ways now I'm here waiting in a line to meet the big man ooh it's my turn now a man now looks to our Mc who I will name Santiago and much to his shock the man who greets him is none other than Morgan Freeman.