1 lets start! (read the A/N, its important)

A/N: to be honest the chapters from 1 to 14 suck when It comes to grammar and narration.

but i'm to lazy to re-writte them, so you have to suffer trough them.

also! this story is 10% story and 90% crack fic. so you shouldnt read this with the intention to find a actual complicated story...just turn your Brain off and enjoy the madness ;)

---in the void---

God: my name is God, you died, you get 5 wishes and a chance to reincarnate.

Random no life weeb: *LE GASP!* [Insert 5 cliche wishes here]

God: okay.

and just like that yet another soul was tossed into a random world to become another boring cliche OP guy with main character abilities.

God: uhhh....this is so boring! why cant Mortals be creative!

he said and banged his head on the desk he was sitting at.

God: for fuck sake! all they ask for is a system and a harem! its like they made their life goals to collect girls like pokemons!

Gabriel: you of all people should not complain about harems, "daddy"!

hearing the voice of his "daughter", God looked under his desk and saw that Gabriel was looking at him with a raised eyebrow while holding his dick still wet from her Saliva

God: who the fuck gave you the permission to stop?

Gabriel: just saying "daddy" for a guy who has an entire army of Harem angels ready to strip for you, its a little weird that you have a problem with mortals making their own harems.

she said and then got back to sucking God D.

God: Touché. Well this is the last mortal for today, lets get this over with...

with a snap of his finger, a human was teleported before him. He looked 19 years old, had black hair and blue eyes, and had 190 cm of hight.

God: New world, 5 wishes. Go! i dont have the entire day.

MC: wait, just like that?

God: yeah.

MC: uhhh...okay? 1 i want a system-

oh god another one of those cliche mother fuckers.

MC; -that lets me equip the experience of all the fictional characters to ever exist. Everything they know, i will know too when i equip them.

oh...okay...this is slightly different then the normal system, but still kinda cliche.

God: you can equip the experience of only 3 people at the same time.

MC: sure, im okay with that. 2 I want a infinite copy of every item that ever existed in the Multiverse, or Omniverse or whatever.

hearing him God just started to check his papers, and then when he didnt find what he was looking for he turned on his laptop and started to search there. After some time he turned off and looked at the MC again.

God: well it seems that after this i need to add another entry to "things you cant wish for".

MC: so i still get the wish then?

God: yup.

a sigh of relief came out of our MC as he thanked the man before him for letting him have this wish.

just as he was about to say his third wish a loud slurping noise came out of nowhere and startled the boy.

MC: w-what was that?

God: nothing! anyway, your next wish?

said God in a panicked voice as he send a quick glare to Gabriel, signaling to not be so loud

MC: ummm...3 i want to have a Perfect body.

God: so basically you want your physical body to be Maxed out in every way possible?

MC: yes.

God: done, next.

MC: 4 i want to travel the multiverse.

a loud sigh came out of God, as he covered his face, with his hands and then let out a loud groan of annoyance.

God: granted. now make your last wish.

MC: 5...i want a the ability to write myself into the cannon of the world when i travel to it. I dont plan to do it for every world, but there are a couple where this ability can be usefull

God: done. now what world do i need to send you to? is it highschool DxD? Fate? just say the anime and i will send you there.

For all God knew, this boy is just another cliche guy that he sends to a anime world, so he can have a adventure filled with lots of sex.

So it was no wonder that he was surprised, when the boy said the fallowing words.

MC: anime world? not to be rude, but arent they a little....boring?

God: wait, wha-

MC: i mean, i will still go to some anime world's just to mess around, or to fuck a lady i simped for at some point in my life, but there are so many other worlds better then all those anime ones! I can re-live my childhood and visit some of the cartoons i watched! like "danny phantom!" or a game i played like "warframe", "skyrim", etc.

w-what is this! a reincarnation that is not interested in Anime worlds! is...is this legal!?

MC: not to mention all the books i read, like "the brotherband", or "Fablehaven"!

he didnt even mentioned the "harry potter" and "percy jackson" worlds! omg, is...is this really happening? is this kid really...!

MC: oh! and, all those glorious TV shows like "DR.WHO" and "supernatural"!

IT IS! THIS REALLY IS HAPPENING!!! HE FOUND IT! he found someone....worthy.

with a calculated Gaze he looked at the boy, you could see the calculations flying around his head as he looked deep into the boy soul.

yes, he may indeed be worthy, of that tittle....

God: what is your name?

Sam: me? im sam.

God: would you mind me asking a couple of questions sam?

Sam: not at all.

God: okay, first...tell me what do you think about "canon"?

Sam: it can go fuck itself! what do you expect me to do? fallow the exact same storyline as the original when i go into a fictional world? are you mad! if i wanted to do that i can just read the book, play the game, or watch the series.

nodding his head in approval, God let a small smile appear on his face.

God: do you plan on making a Harem?

Sam: harem? not really...are sex friends considered a harem?

letting out a slight giggle God took a second to calm down and then asked the final question.

God: what is your goal as a multiverse traveler?

the boy didnt miss even a beat as he replied.

Sam: create as much stupid/dumb/crazy scenarios that come to my head as humanly possible! for example! immagine i go to "fate/Grand order" world and make all the girls fall for me, only for me to send them a video of me fucking with astolfo one night!

hearing the boy God erupted into wild laughter, Even Gabriel started to laugh while in the middle of sucking her "daddy" and started to choke on his dick.

fortunately, God was laughing loud enough for Sam to not notice the second voice Laughing/chocking.

when God calmed down he looked at Sam and asked him.

God: your gay?

Sam: nah, bisexual.

God: oh, well whatever, you can go, but before that...a little gift from me.

with a flick of his hand, and golden light entered Sam and soon disappeared into his body.

God: so, what world should i teleport you too first?

Sam: Doom ethernal.

God: really? why that world?

Sam: BECAUSE I WANT TO SLAP SOME DEMON BITCHES!