11 dragon attack!
Yo, im back!
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Buying a room in the Inn for the night, Sam collapsed on his bed and let out a tired sigh, that was soon fallowed by a groan. The people of dragonsreach were at least matured enough to not laugh and belittle him the entire day.
Sure, there were some jokes and laughs in the first couple of minutes after his fail at looking cool, but they let it go after half and an hour and all of them moved on with their lives.
But unfortunately this still didn't stop them from asking "hey are you that guy who broke his nose while walking?" it was honestly one of the most embarrassing things he ever experienced...second after that time where he once walked to his school in his pajamas.
(A/N: it was a warm spring morning, and I was too sleepy that I forgot to change into other clothes. But since it was done, i decided to roll with it, and spend the entire day at school like this...to this day I don't know how the teachers were fine with that and didn't call my parents or something.
PS: my parents were sleeping, so they didn't notice me exiting the home with the pajamas on.)
Oh, well what is done, it's done. No point in thinking about it.
Instead, he should focus on what to do in skyrim world! I mean, sure he has his "to do" list, but he needs a adventure! Not just mindless wandering around skyrim!
Should he help the dragonborn with Alduin?...NAH! Too boring, he completed that mission so many times that he remembers everything about it, he even memorized all the dialogues that happen in the quest!
The Alduin problem shall be left for the dragonborn.
How about Miraak? True, he may find some good info in that dimension of forbidden knowledge where Miraak lives, but he is not the dragonborn, he doesn't have plot armor! What are the chances that hermaeus Mora will let him out from his domain after Miraak is dead?
And to be honest, is it really worth it to mess with a daedra that will do absolutely anything to know your secrets, and knowledge just to read some of his book collection?...probably not.
Miraak will also be the dragonborn problem.
That only leaves the Vampire problem...not that bad of a idea. After all one of his things in the "to do" list, is get into Serana pants.
I mean...come on, she is the best Waifu that skyrim can give.
Smart, powerful and has the ability to think for herself! She doesn't allow the fact that harkon is her father and see's he is in the wrong... Oh, and she is also really, REALLY hot.
Sam: sexy vampire for the win.
Well, now that he knows what he will do, it's time to go to sleep, it was a really long day, and he needs to rest.
---???--
[he is an idiot, why did you give him that?]
God: I like him, he will be a great source of entertainment.
[and that was the reason you gave him "That" power? Don't you fear what he will do if he rises to power?]
God: both of us know, that I can stop him any time I want even if he will surpass me. After all, no matter how powerful he gets, the power I bestowed him is still a part of myself.
[i hope you will not regret this...]
God: oh, shush you! We both know you just salty because I changed you into a system for him!
[...]
God: you better go back, he is waking up.
---with Sam---
A smile...
He can possibly be human anymore right?! It's impossible! What kind of human being wakes up with a smile! Impossible!!!
Sam: hey system what is my race?
[human]
Sam: BULLSHIT!
Simply impossible! No way that he is a normal human! If he was then he would go back to sleeping for at least 5 more hours!
[[Race: Ancient Human- just as the first man "Adam" and "Eve" you are the pinnacle of your race]]
[Does this answer your question?]
Wow...is this because of his wish to have "the perfect body"? Does that mean that Adam and Eve bodies were, "Maxed out in every single way"? As god described it?
Sam: wait! If Adam and Eve are "perfect humans" or "ancient humans" then why was the humans in my Era so weak?
[incest.]
Oh...OHHHHH!!! Yeah, makes sense...
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Sam: Sweet home Alabama~
[When she texts you "parents aren't home" so you go upstairs.]
Sam: d-did you just made a joke?
What the hell!? Does that mean that his system is sentient? I mean, why would a normal AI make a joke when it was not asked?! Oh, no...if he learned anything from all the fanfictions he read, is that a sentient system can, and WILL fuck you over in any way possible...
Why god? Why did you give him such a system?
[yeah, I did. Have a problem with that?]
Sam: no.
[good]
[[ -1 relationship with the system. You didn't laugh at his joke (-1/100)]]
...eh. This is going to be a LOONG journey.
Well until he dies, I guess? Does the system stay with you after death? He really hopes not.
Sam: well I guess I will go explore dragonsreach for no-
He didn't have the time to finish his sentence as a loud roar sounded outside the Inn and before he could even start making theories at what it was the walls collapsed and a FUCKING DRAGON flies trough them, dragging Sam with him.
His body was left under the rubble of whatever was left of the Inn. He was unconscious and had a lot of internal damage.
[well, I guess that's it.]
God: Bitch, gave him a healing potion or I swear to myself, that I will send you into ATG world and make Yun Che system!
Spoke God into the System mind.
When he heard what God wanted to do to him, the system shuddered...Yun Che? Hell nah! He would take Sam over Yun Che anytime!
Taking one of the infinite potions of health (the better ones) and placing the liquid directly into Sam stomach he hoped that Sam will wake up, and save him from the fate of becoming Yun Che host.
...oh, and so he could save the people of dragonsreach too, i guess...
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sorry no boss battle today! :P
mwahahahahahah
next chap tommorow
