1 My Life with a Portal to Another World

I was woken up by a loud shouting, like someone was checking for my health.

'Am I in the hospital? Did I collapse?'

No, I wasn't; I was just at my desk being berated by my boss.

I stayed here all night to complete a report on recent employee satisfaction

You can gauge how satisfied employees are with just this interaction.

I mean it's not like I can do anything about it.

My jobs is terrible, the term most people use is a "Black Company"

A workplace that borders on legalized slavery.

And I'm realizing that I've been staring at my boss for the past 5 seconds without saying anything

"God Dammit! Get yourself together, If you want to keep this job, you need to expect to stay overtime. This is the problem with youngsters these days!"

I just wanted to sink into my company provided 15 dollar chair.

When my boss looked back at my seat after finishing his rant, he saw it still spinning, as I left with my personal book bag.

The sky was so bright compared to the inside of the "office"

I entered a mall and walked towards the nearest store

I just needed to clear my mind and mindlessly let consumerism take over

The walls changed and I was soon inside a comic shop, a very bad smelling comic shop.

I mean if you looked at it, the shop looked like it was ran by a 37 year old white dude who loved Japanese culture a bit too much

Like a dude who substituted showering with that one AXE body spray.

"fuck"

I didn't care

There were tons of comics, manga, manhua, manhwa, and other shit too.

There was a novel about an extra or something, a manhwa about gambling, and this section of the store which was sectioned off

I wanted rip my eyes out.

I just picked up a random book, it was one of the most generic things I've seen

'Reincarnated to another world with a F-Tier class, however I'm actually the Sage's son and become peerless'

"Just what I needed"

Some brain rotting cheap fun

I walked up the cashier, which looks like just how you expect.

"Konichiwa good sir, are you buying one of the plentiful works from your homeland?"

What the actual fuck, what is this?. Am I in hell?

First of all, I'm Asian, but I'm not even fucking Japanese, stop assuming all Asian people are Japanese you fucking otaku.

Second of all, fuck you

And third of all, Fuck you but with a capital F

And again I just realized that I'm staring this dude without saying anything

"Will you be paying in yen or US?"

I honestly can't remember what happened next.

I mean I can but if I tell you I might go to jail.

I walked to the grocery store and only picked out some light food, since the blooded yaoi bat was kind of getting hard to hide.

I also picked up this weird figure, block thing.

I'm not sure, it just looked cool.

I kind of just walked for a while. I did also dump the yaoi bat in the river.

Hope that doesn't bite me later (nudge, nudge, wink, wink. jk or am I?(￣y▽,￣)╭ )

I climbed to the top of my apartment building since the landlord isn't doing the one thing she's supposed to

I kind of just collapsed after getting into the door.

I heard the beeping of my phone alarm, "workout"

huh, I made that alarm for new years, never got to do it since work ramped up.

I moved the bags I was sleeping on, and throw away the jelly I got from the store since its been left out （;´д｀）ゞ

What time is it anyways? I check my watch and it says "SET TIME"

I forgot to set my watch.

Fuck

I need some free time

I sent a text to my boss and then blocked him so he couldn't say no.

I looked through the bag from the comic store and realize, "Why the fuck did I buy this"

I mean I can't go back to the store and refund it, so I'll just read it I guess.

I crack open the plastic sheet surrounding the book and start to read

"This sucks"

This is worse than when I realized the jelly went bad which was only like 3 minutes ago.

I dig in the bag, and find the mystery figure set I bought at the grocery store.

"Congrats, on finding an egg! You will receive a specialized reward!"

"the fu-"

I felt like an energy entered my nostrils, and soon I was on the floor again.

I woke up again to my alarm. "workout"

Wait, I've been sleeping for the past day?

Oh fuck, at least I can use my sick days

I mean also I found this tattoo on my hand, which had a sick design btw

"You received a reward!"

Huh?

"Comment to receiver: It seems your pretty stuck with life right now, so I decided to give you a new life"

oh fuck, some isekai shit