2 Chapter 1

(A/N: Hello guys this is my second fanfic the last one was experimental and English isn't my first language so expect some grammatical error and spelling mistakes, Don't hesitate to add a comment to where I did a mistake on so I can edit it. That's all hope you guys enjoy this one)

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(Third pov)

In a galaxy, in a solar system, in a planet, in a country, in a city, in a house, in a room, there is a man who cried himself to sleep his name is Kinoshita Kazuya a college student.

Kinoshita Kazuya a man who recently got his heart broken to pieces by his ex-girlfriend Mami Nanami.

Kazuya woke up but he isn't feeling motivated to get up so he started thinking ' sigh, why? why did Mami leave me? was I a bad boyfriend? what did I do wrong?... I mean except for eyeing those big badonkers which on my defense isn't my fault, I mean look at those big boobs having them should be a crime it self'.

Kazuya was brought back to the real world when he heard some noise.

**GROWL**

Looking at his stomach he thought ' I should better start cooking ' rather than cooking what he actually meant was making a college students best friend instant ramen.

He got up out of the bed and with a sigh he started going towards the kitchen in searching for his best friend. After he found the ramen he open the lid a slowly add hot water and closed the lid.

While waiting for his breakfast he goes back to his bedroom in searching for his phone. When he found it he goes back to the kitchen, sits on a chair and open an app called Instakilo , while he was scrolling down and eating instant ramen he saw something that caught his interest a rental girlfriend app called 'diamond'.

Still feeling his heart ache he thought 'maybe this is what I need to help me forget about Mami' so Kazuya downloaded the app, created an account, booked a date to a girl called Chizuru Mizuhara for tomorrow and he finished.

Suddenly the world turned black and white, feeling like time stopped Kazuya looked at his surroundings, the birds outside look like they stopped mid air their wing aren't flapping yet they weren't falling but that wasn't all the strange thing that was happening.

There's a blue screen with words written infront of kazuya's eyes.

[Hello host, I'm your system, The Eroge system] said the system that sounded like man in his 20's yet the voice is soothing that it would be fit for a butler.(Sebastian's voice from Black Butler)

Kazuya couldn't comprehend what was happening, he could only said "WHAT THE FUCK" exclaimed Kazuya

[Language host] said the system

Kazuya didn't know how to answer and could only say "Uhm... I'm sorry?"

[Apology accepted host] said the system

Kazuya still didn't know what was going on here so he ask the system " could you please tell me what is going on here?!"

[There's a note in the inventory host would you like to open it?] said the system

" Uhm.. sure please open the note and could you pls read it out loud?" said Kazuya

[Yes Host, Opening note:

~Hello young Kazuya,

You must be wondering how and why you receive this system. That's because I pity you young Kazuya being virgin for 20 years and your first girlfriend broke up with you after a month of being together. But now rejoice boy cause I AM HERE you friendly neighborhood Random Omnipotent Being giving you the Eroge System to turn you from a beta simp character to a ALPHA CHAD MC. I know I know you must be worshipping me right now, and saying "Ahh ROB-sama kakkoi yo" but don't worry young Kazuya this is just another at the job being your friendly neighborhood ROB.

p.s there's a beginner's package for you in the inventory]

"Wow.... just wow.... I don't know if I should thank him for the gift or I should be angry at him for calling me a virgin" said Kazuya that's still processing what just happened

"Well anyway, System do you have a name?" ask Kazuya

[ No host, if you preferred you can give me a name] said the system that still yet to be named

"hmmm.... I'll call you Sebastian cause it sound appropriate to you butler like voice. Also stop calling me host just call me young master" said Kazuya with a grin because he always wanted a butler for himself but couldn't afford so the system will do for now.

[Yes young master] said Sebastian

Kazuya almost loudly but he remembered the package so he ask Sebastian to open it for him "Sebastian can you open the beginner's package"

[ Yes young master, opening package you receive:

body cleansing pill x1

body foundation pill x1

free talent coupon x2]

"Thank you Sebastian" Kazuya thank his reliable butler. After a few minutes the world started to regain it's colors and everything was exactly what it was used to before.

Finishing his breakfast Kazuya goes towards the toilet, before reaching there he brought with him his pillow.

Reaching the toilet he remembers the Chinese novel he read before about the body cleansing and body foundation pill 'if my guess is right body cleansing cleanses the body removing some sort of black stingy guck from the body while feeling a tingling sensation, while the body foundation rebuilds the insides of the body making the bones denser and making my muscles firmer while the feeling in is supposed to be pain full l that's why I brought a pillow so I can muffle my scream so it wouldn't disturb the neighbors'.

" ok let's start" removing his clothes Kazuya swallows the body cleansing pill after a few seconds Kazuya feeling a heat and tingling sensation all over his body, a few minutes later it subside smelling his surroundings Kazuya puked because of the smell. After that he swallows the body foundation pill he brace himself for the incoming pain but didn't come so he let his guard down, after a few seconds the pain came down full force. Kazuya screamed, he screamed like he never screamed before "AHHHHHHHH SHIT SHIT SHIT AHHHHHHHH" the scream was muffled by the pillow so it didn't reach out of his apartment.

What feels like an eternity to Kazuya the pain stop, he took a breather trying to calm himself down. A minute or two past Kazuya regain his composure he took a bath to clean himself. After then he looked towards the mirror.

"Well hello handsome" Kazuya said with a shitty grin. Before if you give his looks a score out of 10 his looks would be 5/10, but now it would be a whopping 11/10.

( image here because I don't know how to describe his looks)

After finishing he ask Sebastian what does the system do " Sebastian what does the do?"

[ Young master have you played a Eroge or a visual novel?] asked Sebastian.

".....no" that was a lie.

Kazuya played Eroge before cause his hormones was acting up and he has no girlfriend so he resorts to what he believes was the best option at the moment and that was playing Eroge with the words 'this will help me in the future for finding a girlfriend and not for fapping' well we all know how that turned out.

[Ok young master, I'll explain in from the start A visual novel (VN) usually comprises of having a rich storyline due to the amount of time that can be dedicated to one game. Its art-style is usually anime-like. It has its own original soundtrack like every other game. Visual novels also usually feature branching plotlines except for kinetic novels which we will discuss later. The only difference between a VN and a conventional game is that you spend most of your time reading instead of actively engaging in a task. And the difference between visual novel and eroge is that eroge has erotic content while visual novel has none] said Sebastian

"Thanks for the explanation Sebastian I totally get it" Kazuya didn't get jackshit cause he didn't listen to Sebastian, he thought he already knows them.

[I'm happy to help young master] said Sebastian that radiates happiness to help his young master.

'now I feel like an asshole for no listening' Kazuya felt guilty for what he did.

After Sebastian's explaination Kazuya stayed at his home playing computer games like Hellrim and Lightsouls 3.

It was evening Kazuya was thinking about what to eat. When he open his fridge there was nothing in it so he goes outside and walks to the nearest convenience store to re stock his fridge, after that he goes home, cooks some food and faps himself to sleep.

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Hope you guys like it

Word count: 1482