1 Story #1

When I took my first breathe after I woke up I felt that my day will go smoothly but it did happen (i bet you thought something bad was gonna happen, right?). Then I opened my phone to watch meme compilations and during that I thought to myself "Shouldn't dead memes be called Memeries, because it sounds more intelligent and funny at the same time", but of course no one (or most of you) use it on a daily basis. I'm starting to think you are getting bored at reading my opinions or story, so I will change it for you. As i was going to eat breakfast I noticed a cockroach roaming the kitchen, because I'm a normal human teenage being I called my dad to kill it for me. He called me a pussy after that and I started to think what he said is true. But then I noticed the dead cockroach and talked to myself "Why is called a cockroach?", I asked my dad about it and he didn't even know so I asked my mother the same question and she too did not know why but she thought they are named like that because the person who named had it land it on its.... I think you know what I will say next, but I will still say or type it, it landed on his rooster. I think I should reward myself a medal for putting many plot twist to this crappy story. Anyway, when I took a bath I remembered all the shower thoughts videos and it strucked me with an idea. After I got out of the shower, I went straight to bed to sleep (again). Last sentence (probably) I'm running out of battery on my phone so Good Morning,Good Afternoon, or Good Evening and goodbye. Nothing weird happening just normal sentence "rebelde tayo sa mga tao na hindi marunong magtagalog.".