1 Waking up in an familiar yet unfamiliar land and body
If not for the scream of the damsel in distress, I don't think I would've woken up that day... All I could remember before falling asleep was drinking with my friend in our workspace while developing the game of our dreams... An Adventure Dating-sim Game... Yes... You heard that correctly... An... ADVENTURE DATING-SIM GAME!! NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! CRAZY RIGHT?! We were just arguing about how I loved adventure games and she loved Dating-sim games... So... We created a game... Where you go around the world, slaying monsters and slaying the hearts of girls... And... Why did she agree? Because I made the girl characters beautiful... Absolutely beautiful... Like... I would've given up on everything to live in that world, if not for the fact that I actually would end up here... Yeah... I'm in the game I created... But... Not as a hero... But... As the secret main villain who is a half-vampire and a half-demon... But... The worst part is... I'm not a man any longer... I'm a woman...
--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
UGH!! I DON'T LIKE---
--SOMEBODY!! PLEASE!!
NO!! I WON'T HELP YOU!! UGH!! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO LEAVE THE BED JUST AFTER YOU WAKE UP?! IT TAKES ME 10 YEARS!! I MEAN MINUTES!! Ugh... Wait... I'm not on a bed... I was sleeping on a branch of a tree... Wait--- IS THAT AN INSECT?!
--SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME!! I'LL PROVIDE YOU WITH RICHES FAR---
--I'LL HELP YOU!! BUT SAVE ME FROM THIS INSECT!!
I ran... I ran towards her... Without even thinking... Because... I hate insects... And... It was on my shoulder... But... I was going towards a pack of wolves to save myself from insects... She looked at me... And said "WAIT!! ARE YOU A DEMON?!"
Let me tell you guys something about me... I am a God at arguing... Okay... I'm not a God... But... I'm good at it... Kinda...
---So what?
--I was expecting a good looking hum---
---Hey woman!! That's racist!!
--Eh?!
---Or speciest... I guess that's more correct...
--THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!!
---IT IS!! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT I'M NOT GOOD-LOOKING JUST BECAUSE I'M FROM A DIFFERENT SPECIES?! JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A PRINCESS, YOU CAN'T DISRESPECT ME!!
--Wait... How do you know that I'm a princess?
---That's what you're gonna focus on?! Don't try to change the topic!! Apologize for it or get eaten by those dogs!!
--Those aren't dogs... They are wolves... Now who's being speciest here?
---I KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT!! I WAS TESTING YOU!! EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE A PRINCESS, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO PRIORITISE ON!! YOU WOULD RATHER WIN THIS ARGUMENT THAN LIVE!! I'M LEAVING THEN!!
--WAIT!! NO!!
---Apologise...
--What?!
---APOLOGISE TO ME RIGHT NOW!!
--OKAY OKAY!! I'M SORRY!!
---Yeah... That's how it should be...
--So... Are you gonna save me now?
---What are you talking about? Those wolves have been dead since the start... They died of starvation... They died in that stance and you've been too ignorant to notice that...
--What?!
She touched the wolves to see whether I was saying the truth... But... Guess what... One of the wolves even fell down after she pushed and did nothing... Which once again proved that I was right all along... Nyahahahahahahahahahahahahha!!! I love it when I prove people wrong... I would sell my kidney to do the same to my colleague... Oh well...
---What day is it?
--In demonic calender or huma---
---Any one...
--27th April 2069...
---Ah... The perfect time...
According to the game, this was the day she would've been abducted by the demon lord...
--What do you mean?
---Ah... You'll realise it soon...
And that was when I saw her... The demon lord... Something I was proud of... A lot... Her design was really beautiful... She was dark-skinned, dark-haired, dark-nailed, with golden eyes with red pupils, and wings that matched the color of her hair... She wore the same red clothes I designed for her... Which feels really weird now that she is a sentient being... But... Red really suits her... So... I have no regrets... Even though that cloth is probably completely drenched in sweat by now and should smell worse than garbage... But... Who really cares? The only thing I care about right now is going out of here undetected... But... Who am I kidding? She is already looking at me like I'm her prey... And... I'm not interested in that sort of thing...
