11 Bullsh*t no jutsu 11

It's the next day and all of us are at the supermarket that's near us. While it's not as big as for example those at heart of Tokyo but it still bigger than the one in my past life.

"Alright first we're going to buy you some school & training supplies after that we'll just going to spend time hanging out here." Mom repeated what we're going to do today here.

"hmm... Ok seems there's one couple of stores ahead so let's go there first." And we went into the store which had really good design not like those other if you know what I mean. There was a couch, armchair, table and magazines probably for those who just wait in line because this store uses ticket line like those tablets at MacDonald's.

After we were done with that store we went to weapons shop. Nothing much I can say about this shop except it's a weapon shop full of weapons and weights.

And now came my mom's and Kushinas favorite hobby 'chosing & buying clothes for Kakashi time' which I hate. So while we were going there I said to them that this time I want to choose my clothing sense it would be 3 hours quicker from 3,5 hours with them.

When clothing shopping ended all of us went around shopping center (I think Shopping centers are basically the same as Supermarkets so I will basically us both for the same meaning) to check anything good but only one barista was in interesting and I bought a Vanila-Banana ice cream milkshake. And I gotta tell ya it's the best milkshake that I had in my both lives.

After a few more hours here we drove home ate dinner and went to sleep.

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[THE NEXT WEEK]

"Hurry up Kakashi or you're going to be late!"

"Coming coming."

Well it's my first day in school here in Japan and thank god that I learnt how to speak japanese in my past life cause now I would be screwed otherwise. No matter how much you learn or live in Japan nobody can save you from kanji and even some japanese don't know 40% of kanji and that tells something.

Well anyways I'm nearing my new school and I hope that everytime there's a break my schools corridor doesn't become a literal warzone. I still remember when I went in elementary school the children screaming so loud that even the actual warzone sounds quiet.

"Well we're here don't forget to go to principal office first for your schedule before you go to your classroom."

"Yeah I think won't forget it. *probably"

"Ok. Bye Kakashi see you later after school at evening."

"Alright bye Dad. See you later."

And finally I'm standing right next to my new school entrance which is maintained really well and about the school well... It's what you imagine it's almost exactly the same ones you find in anime or manga just with bigger doors than usual for people who are too big because if their quirks.

As I was walking I felt that some people were looking at me but not much just a handful of people and I think it's because of the scar. Also did I tell you guys that I got a scar because of that fight with Drax. Yeah if you didn't know now you know.

Walking to the principal office I see a lot of kids with different quirks. Heck even one has the quirk to control his snot. Yeah snot and it's disgusting seeing in real life. I think the sludge villan and this guy could be a perfect match sense sludge villan looks like snot.

After 5 minutes of walking I'm finally next to the principal office and after knocking the door I went in.

"Hello my dad said that had to go here to get my schedule." I said in weird order so that I wouldn't look like I'm older than I should which worked.

"Ok what's your name?"

"Hatake Kakashi."

"Alright let me see. There it is /proceeds to copy the schedule and give it to me\ your class is 1-C it's in the first floor on the right side of the building."

"Thank you."

"No problem."

After that I left the principal office with my schedule and then went to my classroom. When I went in the classroom there weren't many people here yet so I just went to the back of the classroom and sat down next to the window sense other back seats were occupied.

Couple minutes passed and the whole classroom is full. The new homeroom teacher can afterwards and told us to sit which we did.

"Hello class my name is Taruki Aoi. I'm your new homeroom and English teacher. Now we're going to introduce ourselves and learn basic rules here on school grounds for today. So you in the front row come in front of the classroom and introduce yourself like your name and things you like." Our new teacher said.

The girl stood up, went in front of the classroom and introduced herself. After her came another kid and so on until it was my turn.

I stood up and went in front of the class lazily and started introducing myself.

"I'm Hatake Kakashi. Things I like and the things I hate I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future hmm... never really thought about it. As for my hobbies... I have lots of hobbies. Hmm... that's pretty much it."

And I went back to my seat. After I sat down I saw people who didn't care about it, some who thought that was cool and a few who felt insulted but I don't care about them.

When a few more kids introduced themselves the teacher started teaching the basic rules here. It took around 2 more hours before I could go to Godfathers place but some kid interupted me near the school exit.

"We don't like your attitude and the way you act." A group weirdos said.

'huh?'

"So change or be beaten." Weirdo 1

"Yeah or be beaten by his kick which is as strong as an kangaroos kick." Weirdo 2

'what kind of bullsh*t no jutsu are they using?' I thought confused.

"I'll give you 5 seconds or be ready to be beaten up." Weirdo 1 and started counting down. After he said one and was ready to ambush me but before that I warned him.

"If I were you I'd better leave than start a fight here. Don't say I didn't warn you." I warned him.

"ptfff Nobody can see us so it's okay." Weirdo 2 said.

"If you say so. Soooo... are you both gonna fight or just you."

"Both. We came here to smack some sense into you after all." Weirdo 1

'Damn they give really big Katsukis arrogant and some Chinese novel vibes here not gonna lie.' And as I was thinking they both rushed towards me. They tried to punch, kick and smack with some weird shit but they all missed cause they didn't thought about the strategy at all.

'Ugh... I'm getting late. Hmm... Whatever I'm just going to use that. That will teach them not to be so arrogant and waste my time. Maybe.'

When the kangaroo copycat boy tried to kick me I said.

"Too slow."

I just went behind him, put my two fingers together and shouted.

"Leaf village secret! Ultimate taijutsu!

One Thousand Years of Death!"

A second later his face made a weird expression and seemingly flew 5 meters forward. Then I went behind the other one and did the same thing.

'Ugh... finally. Right I have to hurry or Kushina again gonna put me through hell of a 'training' again.' and I rush towards their home.

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[39 MINUTES LATER]

So they live here huh. It's really big for an apartment in Tokyo. As I was thinking about how big their apartment is Kushina just burst out of the door and started shouting.

"Where have you been brat?! Do you even know how long have we waited?!"

"Sorry sorry I just had been interupted by kids who started fighting for some reason. So I used that and because of them I missed my train so I hurried here as fast as I could."

"Wait what did you use again?"

"That taijutsu. You know Narutos virginity removal taijutsu."

A second later she bursted laughing non-stop. "You really did that?"

"Yeah"

"You'll have to show their faces later. Oh I can't stop laughing." Saying that she continued laughing for more 10 minutes before she found a little bit of composure to remain calm.

"Alright let's head in. First we all gonna eat lunch, then we train got it?"

"Yeah I get it."

"Well then let's go."

After coming in I see Minato preparing table which is a rare sight to be seen. As I walk closer to him I greet him.

"Hello Minato."

"Oh Hello Kakashi. Wait a minute ok? I just have to finish setting up the table." And so 2 minutes went by until he finished setting up the table. He then walked next to me and Kushina came here still giggling from what I did at school.

"Eh Kushina what's so funny?"

She then said to him what I said to her and he started chuckling also.

"Well that was unexpected."

"Tell me about it." I said sarcastically.

"Anyways let's eat before it gets cold." Minato said.

We sat down at the table which was set up and ate lunch while we were chitchating about random things until everyone ate and washed the dishes. A minute later I showed what happened in my memories to them and both started laughing while Kushina didn't stop laughing for another 15 minutes compared to Minato who laughed only for two minutes.

After showing them what happened we got ready drove to the nearest training ground which was prepared by them in the forest to start training.

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[AUTHERS NOTE]

So guys. Did you like it? I felt like I had to write the shopping part even though I didn't really have to.

I wanted to make it more funny at some parts in here so that it wouldn't be boring. So did I do well?

Also I can't decide what death to give to mc in my next novel so you guys come up with something that's somewhat realistic and funny and don't use truck-kun please he's out of commission for now or in other words overused.

And to end this of Thanks for 150k views and 700 collections it's still bizarre for me to know how many people read this novel.

Alright I won't take more of your time Bye.