My life as a mini minotaur

Death by Choking on Tartar sauce Not really the best way to go, but I'm dead, so the hell do I care No-no wait, I'm not dead I'm a minotaur now What the hell is Going on!?! Amateur here, don't blame me if this is ass, also ima use some properties that are not mine in this story, and if the original creator wants me to take them down I will