My life as a futa in a world I don't understand.

Yeah....... so, basically just this random orphaned weeb died due to a heart attack after seeing a clip of how sasuke lost his Rinnegan in Boruto. Next thing he knows he wakes up in the arms of a blond midget, with a brigh pink glowing screen in front of hi- her. [Welcome player!!] . . . . . . . . . . . (Yeah, I have no idea why I'm doing this, I clearly can't stay committed to a story. plus i hasn't even seen the cartoon this fanfic is gonna be about.) (The fanfic is about the absolute dumbster fire this is high guardian spice btw, so expect a little Yuri, a bit of Trap and an all around trash story that makes no sense. you have been warned.) English ain't my first language btw, hell, isn't even my second.