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The Goddess

I slept good after that battle, But my good sleep didn't last long. So after waking I found myself in the inn. In front of a blinding orb of light.

I heard a booming voice in my head. "How dare you kill my employee!" 'What the f--!' My thoughts cut off from the feeling of a sharp pain across my face.

Dazed, I shielded my head covering it oddly with my arms. The light soon faded into a beautiful woman. The one I had seen in my dreams flying at me so fierce like.

But this one was dressed differently instead of your usual "goddess attire" you'd think of you know, toga, wings, maybe some leaves or some other shit.

She was dressed in very normal plain clothes, An off white 4 button shirt, which was barely buttoned due to her exceptionally large breast.

"Which I was not staring at, honest." With brown cotton pants on her slender waist tucked into dark chestnut colored boots. The voice, her voice slowly transitioned from my head to me ears.

As I seen her mouth moving "Do you have any idea how much paperwork I'll have to do?" She said more annoyed than angry. Confused putting my hands down and sitting up in my bed I said "Did you just slap me?" Having so many other questions but that one being the one that burst dumbly from my mouth.

Clicking her tongue and putting her hand on her waist and gesturing with her other, "Yes and it should have been much more, I was about to go on vacation!" I thought 'where the hell do gods go on vacation?'

Quickly I checked her stats

Information:

LEVEL: ??? EXP to next level. ???

HP: ???

MP: ???

EXP: ???

ATK: ???

AGI: ???

DEF: ???

MAT: ???

MDF: ???

INT: ???

"Shit!" I said under my breath. Thinking 'last time I fought someone with mystery stats I got utterly destroyed!'

as if reading my mind she said "don't worry I'm not here to fight but we need to talk about the cheat engine."

she sat down next to me in my bed and began to explain why she was here and why she wanted to talk about the cheat engine.

listening to her speak while trying to stay focused on her eyes. I started, slowly lowering my eyes down her slender neck to her chest and now in to her ample breast down towards her supple hips The word slim thick came to mind.

Being as close as I was I can now smell she smelled sweet kind of like honeysuckle and lavender and I thought 'this is a goddess?'

"ARE YOU STILL HERE WITH ME!?" boomed loudly in my left ear as I came back from my daze to notice that the goddesses face was merely inches from mine.

"You seem really distracted Is there something I can help you with?" she said flirtatiously as she took a couple steps back slowly move their hands down her sides to her hips.

"No! no no, I'm good just wondering what the hell is going on?" I said surprisingly too loud. "What are you doing here and what is this about?"

Then she answered, somewhere in my subconscious, I knew I wasn't ready for this. " I'm here to teach you how to use the engine." "Once", She continued "it's in use by an operator there is no way to get it back until that person is dead."

'So why don't you just kill me.' I thought hoping that she wouldn't actually kill me but instead give me a kiss.' "When she answered I'm not going to kiss you loser!" "get your mind out the gutter."

Swallowing my shame hard I said "My bad" blushing immensely. "ok then, She stepped closer and raised her hand slightly as if showing me her jewelry.

"Let's get started."

Just like that we were in a beautiful field of rolling green grass as far as the eye could see. The Sun shone brightly on the horizon making the sky seem like it was set on fire. But only partly as directly above me azure, teal and emerald colored waves twisted wildly like nothing I've ever seen!

This was strange because, that was it. No sounds of birds chirping, no wind blowing no nothing! no signs of life beside Her and I in this very spacious area. "where are we?" I asked confused.

Excitedly she answered "This is the Ascended training dome!" "It's where gods train to hone their skills and learn there abilities." "This is where I Delia the Goddess who was present for the last phase, of the as you call it the God engine. I will show you how to use it without wiping yourself out."

"Sorry for the late introduction, but now that you know who I am and why I'm here we shouldn't have anymore awkward moments."

'Easy for you to say' I Thought. 'have you seen yourself?!' forgetting that she can obviously read my mind. But then something unexpected happened.

She blushed, obviously ignoring what I was thinking she said "first things first." "Let's teach you how to block your stats and your thoughts from everyone."

"Wow!" I said "everyone can do that?" "Then I must be lucky when I was checking stats."

"No," she said "you can do it." You're a very rare type that has never appeared before." "Not everyone can do this." "With enough practice even I and the other God's will not hear a thing you think ever again unless you want us too."

"This and other skills you well learn from me along with some combat training you will be a force to be reckoned with!"

"Wait!" I held my hand as to stop us from continuing. "Why are you helping me?" "Why do I need to do any of this? I just want to live peacefully." "Find a new wife (one that isn't going to cheat on me with the damn milk man and kill me) and raise a family."

"I'll tell you what!" she said smirking "You participate and complete everything I teach you. "If you are able to implement everything in a real world scenario." "I'll become your wife and bare your children."

Sorry for the long wait. I'm not famous or anything but I know at least a few people have waited patiently for this explosion of bad grammar. I hope you enjoy.

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