1 the system activation

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orphan definition is a child with no biological parental figure or a parental figure at all

orphanage a residential area created to take care and provide for orphan children

in the world of my hero academia, it's very common for orphanages to be flooded with children especially after the rise of quirks while criminals were dangerous in the pre quirk era they don't stand a chance against the criminals of this New Era

*sigh* "so fucking annoying" our protagonist muttered Marcin was just your average teen.....okay so maybe he was a complete degenerate addicted to not only porn but also comfort he was the type of guy to never do anything that didn't bring him pleasure or comfort

He grew up with a single mother who while didn't express it directly definitely didn't like him, especially because he was a product of a r*pe encounter

it was just the small thing here or there that showed her dislike of him for example leaving home alone with no food in the fridge for 3 days luckily he stayed over at a friend's house

another was when she brought home her "boyfriend" and I kid you, not this dude was grouping the hell out of me and what did my mom do? smile and pretend it wasn't even happening!

so yeah his mother hated him of course once he turned 18 he was promptly kicked out and then quickly killed by some homeless man angry at him for only giving him half of my rotten sandwich

I know he was hungry and all but did he have to kill me? I mean seriously a knife to the chest hurts like hell

so yeah I died only to reincarnate in the world of my hero academia

my name in this world is.....Marcin yeah I know right I would expect to have a new name one of Japanese origin not American but whatever I'll take it

and my last name is Yeager yes you heard me right my last name is Yeager seriously my name sounds like one of those terrible attack on titan fanfictions

either way, I've lived in this orphanage for 10 years now so now you may be asking what is your quirk?

well with my infinite good luck and a blessing from a sexy sex goddess I have gained the status of.....quirkless

yep in a world that has blood hunger villains an extremely high casualty rate whenever a hero and a villain fight and just a generally dangerous world I have no way to protect myself

yet

you see I still have my Trump card

[00.26.34: till activation]

I have been waiting no that's wrong to be more accurate I have been drooling over the type of shit that I could get from this system

shadow clones the super Saiyan transformation ultra instinct Bankai all that good shit

ahhh I'm drooling just thinking about it

"Marcin" a feminine but mature voice calls out

looking past the crowd of sleeping children that I share my room with I stare at our room door my eyes meeting with our caretaker a mature lady in her early 50s

her name is saiko Kitano

black hair with grey mixed in a mature face that while beautiful probably couldn't hold a candle to its prime a nice healthy body that while past its prime still retains some curves and

my god.....

those breasts like seriously for a woman in my old world to have juggers like that they'd have to have surgery done

"yes, Saiko-San?" I answered I was a bit confused as to why she was awake at this time its 6:41 she usually wakes up at 8:10 along with all the other children

I mean I would also usually be asleep at this time but...

[00.26.23: till activation]

knowing that my very own system was going to finally be available to me how could I even dare to sleep

Saiko-san frowns "we both know you're not supposed to be up at this time...you didn't stay up all night did you?" her voice immediately turned stern in the last bit of her sentence

I looked her in the eye and with my adorable face I said " of course not saiko-san only an idiot would stay up so late"

look at me LOOK AT ME!!

I am the idiot now

"I just woke up earlier than usual today," I said while giving her my best smile hopefully being enough to make up for the fucking eye bags on my face

"is that so huh?" she chuckles not believing me

oh bend me over and fuck my damn acting skills!

"well since your awake come and help me prepare breakfast and set up the table," she said giving me a devilish grin, and then left walking to the kitchen damn fuck!! damn hag knew I hated doing any sort of menial work

*sigh* alright just do it man don't get annoyed it'll be quick as I walked towards the door I inevitable passed by our mirror and I of course stopped and stare

*sigh* I don't think I'll ever get used to this

looking at the mirror I was greeted with the face of a cute girl she looks like a bit of a tomboy but still cute nonetheless

you may be thinking okay so you reincarnated as a girl? well you would be wrong I reincarnated as something much more powerful

a trap

that's right under this cute exterior lies a snake

a terrible one-headed snake....a penis

but it's not just any trap it's one of the most popular traps in the whole weeb community

astolfo

that's right not only am I a trap but I'm a hot one at that heh that rhymes well cute right now considering I'm a child but hey a pedo will probably think differently

arriving in the kitchen I'm greeted to a feast that is saiko in an apron she may be old but she's still hot as hell I mean how is she this hot it doesn't even make sense?

anime logic I guess

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"Saiko-San I'm done setting everything up" I walk through the kitchen door telling my "quest" master that I'm done with my task

she smiled and paused her cooking for a second "thank you Marcin you can go and play now"

"Kay call me when it's done" I quickly spat out and ran outside

after a bit of walking, I reached the aokigahara forest which is surprisingly close to our orphanage a little bit more walking and I reached my secret spot inside said forest

"Okay let's check up on the system," I said shivering in excitement for its awakening

[00.00.13: till activation]

'KYAAAAAA' I internally screamed in excitement I was so excited I didn't even care how girly that scream sounded

[00.00.05: till activation]

4..

3..

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[timer completed system will begin activation

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the system is now available please say status to proceed with a tutorial]

"S-status" I stuttered in excitement

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[Name] [Marcin Yeager]

[titles] [Quirkless child] [reincarnated] [orphan]

[hp] [50]

[age] [10]

[quirk] [quirkless]

[Strength] [0.5]

[vitality] [6.2]

[agility] [1.3]

[dexterity] [0.8]

[intellect] [3.7]

[Endurance] [1.1]

[charisma] [8.9]

[SKILLS]

[Sprint] [level 3]: use those short legs will ya! - system

[Passive]: [increases running speed by 3%]

[Active]: [ increases running speed by 12%]

[cost]: [uses excess energy to increase speed increases rate of energy usage by 40%]

[stealth] [level 2]: "sneak sneak sneak"- Emilia-tan

[Passive]: [decreases footsteps and breathing by 2%]

[Active]: [decreases footsteps and Breathing by 9%]

[cost] [Strength and speed is reduced by 60% while stealth is active]

[Cooking] [level 7]: "your cooking in a burnt pan your fucking dick!!- Gordon Ramsay

[Passive]: [increases taste and smell of your food by 18%]

[Active]: [increases smell and taste by 26%]

[cost]: [higher mental energy consumption]

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"KYAAAAAAAAAA" MY VERY OWN STATUS IT HAS MY NAME AGE EVERYTHING YESSSS

I screamed not caring whether or not I would get caught or get attention

my very own system yessssss!!

okay okay, calm down Marcin calm down.....

let's see the features this system has before we start creaming our pants

"uhh system"

[yes host?]

okay so it's one of those systems that have an Ai

"you said something about a tutorial could you elaborate please," I said in the most polite way I could this system is my gateway to the gains why the hell would I risk pissing it off

[of course host]

[the tutorial is completely optional you can choose to do it or ignore it it'll just be a brief guide to all the features of this system]

[do you wish to turn on the tutorial?

yes/no]

I of course pressed yes I mean what kind of idiot would not do it

[host has chosen to proceed with the tutorial-wise choice]

[I will go over all features except name age quirk and hp]

I guess that makes sense they are pretty self-explanatory

[titles] [titles are gained by specific action and or situation they all have a variety of effects for example your title "orphan" grants you extra exp in any skill that requires mental endurance ]

I see that's just what I expected still smart to make sure though

[stats]

[Strength] [governs your ability to press force onto something or someone]

[vitality] [governs how healthy and lively your body increases your hp]

[agility] [governs your speed]

[dexterity] [governs body control and flexibility]

[intellect] [governs problem-solving memory and mental endurance]

[Endurance] [governs your ability to withstand injuries and the ability to have strenuous physical activity for prolonged periods]

[charisma] [governs your physical attractiveness along with your social skills]

okay, so their all what I thought they would be but...

"hey system what is the average stats for a kid my age"

[the stats of an average child would be

[Strength]: [1.5]

[vitality] : [4.5]

[agility]: [0.7]

[dexterity]: [0.5]

[intellect]: [1.6]

[Endurance]: [0.8]

[charisma]: [2.3]

]

[this host is also without factoring in quirks that could increase or decrease certain stats]

okay so I have a basic understanding of my stats I am definitely above average In all regards but why is my strength so low?

I may not do too much physical exercise that focuses on strength since I'm scared I'll hurt my young body

I still train my endurance and agility though?

I should have a higher number on the Strength

"hey, system why is my Strength stat so low?"

[ the reason for hosts low Strength Stat is because of your body that while a male is more akin to a females body giving you a greater disposition towards agility and endurance]

I see I guess it makes sense my body is pretty feminine I even have curves that a girl would usually have of course not a lot considering I'm 10 but I'm pretty sure that'll change in due time

"thank you system you can continue now"

[no problem host next up is skills]

[skill] [skills can be acquired by performing certain actions enough times]

well... that was pretty short but I guess it is very self-explanatory along with name age quirk and hp

[next is]

[inventory] [you can hold anything that doesn't have a soul in here with a limit of 10 slots]

"huh" only 10 slots?! shit that's probably going to be a pain in the ass *sigh* "well better than nothing I guess" I muttered

[for our last feature]

[gacha] [a gacha wheel but you can not gain anything that is beyond your races limits]

gacha fucking gacha and what the hell does beyond race limits mean?

"hey system what does beyond races limits mean"

[simple you can not gain anything that is beyond what a human could do for example you wouldn't be able to gain something like the super Saiyan form since you are not a saiyan]

"wait! so your saying I can only get certain skills and items if I'm a certain race

[that's correct if you want to be able to get jutsus you have to change your race to a high human to gain Chakra since everybody in the naruto world is one]

[as your race right now is only a normal human you are not eligible for any crazy gachas]

"I see" that's quite annoying my shadow clones my ultra instinct!! damn it

"system do I at least get a beginner pack," I said gloomily

[yes host you do it's in your inventory]

Well I guess at least have that "inventory" saying that triggered the inventory menu to appear in front of me

"tch" I click my tongue in annoyance "really only 10 slots ey" I sigh and then click on the beginner pack

[beginner pack would you like to open it?

Yes|No]

"yes"

["ding" you have gained 1 gacha ticket]

["ding" you have gained gamers body]

["ding" you have gained gamers mind]

["ding" you have gained basic training plan]

"gamers body and mind huh" I was beginning to wonder why they weren't here well let's check them out

[gamers body] [level: max]

[grants you the body of a gamer you can now sleep off any injury so long as you have slept more than 5 hours while also being able to recover stamina at an extraordinary rate]

[gamers mind] [level: max]

[grants you the mind of a gamer you now have mind control immunity and memory search immunity] [note: you can still gain mental illnesses]

I see gamers' body is pretty much the same while gamers' mind is different it doesn't seem to numb my emotions which is a plus I think?

"turn on gamer's body and mind"

[turning on gamers body and mind]

I closed my eyes took a big deep breath and prepared myself

1 second passed

then 3

then 8

then 15

[you now have gamers body and mind turned on]

"huh" well that was anticlimactic I thought I was going to have to go through some pain but hey this works too

well I don't feel different in both body and mind guess I'll test out the gamers body later

now then

[gacha wheel do you wish to spin?

Yes|No]

"yes"

[1 gacha ticket used]

[spinning]

["ding" you have gained Ayanokoji kiyotaka ticket do you wish to use it?]

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