8 Unexpected Meeting
Breakfast this morning was really good including lunch probably because I haven't eaten anything in the last year. Oh I found out a few things about my new body I can store not just things I've killed but also items and I can have Great Sage scan the items to find out the best way to use them. Hehe it's kind of like my own body is my own item box.
[More like stomach]
'No back-sassing me!'
[I'm just trying to explain your skill more correctly]
'Yeah, yeah do you think it would be a good idea to prank Hailey?'
[Not recommended would be too mean she has been taken care of you for an entire year]
Yeah true dad's been observing me since mom left to see how I behave I think he's a bit worried because I haven't been watching any cartoons or doing what I normally do I just don't like kids stuff anymore. I'm sure Hailey gonna wanna watch them I've been watching more of current events and news. But most of the time it's about AlMight and heroes sure whichever is country or town he's in crime drops dramatically but still way to give away where he's staying at. I don't think he cares either way.
[What's your beef with AlMight?]
'I don't think I have a beef I just sometimes think he's a glory hog and who cares about the number one most ranked hero they all do the same job why do you need ranking?! Don't get me wrong he's perfect at his job it's basically made for him'
[So you just don't like the system?]
'Sort of'
[Sir what are you planning for your future?]
'What? Why are you asking that?'
[I worried that you might have lost some of your aspiration]
'I ummm can't deny nor approved that.'
[It's fine if you don't know you don't have any time to lose]
'I don't know what you mean and I don't wanna know'
*Knock Knock*
Oh she's here where she get angry again
*Slam Slam*
Knew it! She's probably waiting for Dad to open the door he stayed home today and hates it when she uses the key.
"MR. TODD I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL USE THE KEY!!"
I better go open the door I'm pretty sure that's what the dad's waiting for.
"FINALLY OL-. ?!"
When she notice it wasn't my dad and notice me she got on one knee and said.
"Little girl do you know where Mr. Todd is?"
"I'M A BOY!"
"Oh sure you are."
She's patronizing me I'm really pissed off but she thinks I'm just a little bit angry.
"*inhale* *exhale* He went off for a walk look there he is now"
I pointed on "where he was" then slammed the door when she walked off to take a look.
"HEY BRAT OPEN UP!"
"NO!"
I she's brash but this is ridiculous.
"hehaha"- Dad
Dad was laughing in the other room I guess he heard us I wonder what's his beef with her Great Sage what do you think?
[She does walk around the house and acts like she owns the place and treats him most of the time like an idiot]
'So does mom.'
[True but he loves her]
"Haha, Zack I I know how you feel but you don't want to drive away your only friend."
"LET ME IN!!!"
She kept banging on the door louder and louder. She knows where the key is why is he acting like that is it pride?
"You know what she's your problem."
I turned back into a slime and hopped my way back to the television in the living room.
"THATS NOT FAIR!!"
"MR. TODD?!" OPEN THE DOOR!!"
She heard him ha, in the end he did let her in or she would break the door. She's probably physically stronger than all of her classmates because she's been using me as a weight to train most times when she came over. I think that's simulated some of her growth or it was her quirk she's two feet taller than she was last year.
"WHERE IS THAT BRAT I'M GONNA BEAT HER ASS FOR TRICKING ME!"
"You shouldn't have patronize him."
"If that's a guy then I'm an elephant!"
"Your words not mine."
"Whatever! Where's that brat."
"He's on the couch."
She went to find the brat but all she found was me in my slime slime form.
"Where is she?! Only Zack is here!!"
"Zack you had your fun now show here."
"Show me wha-"
I changed back to my human with the clothes I had on form with a bored/mad expression leaving Hailey in shock.
"AAAAHHHHHHH HE'S PRETTIER THAN ME!!!"
"No I'm not your prettier than me!"
[Smooth]
'Shut it'
She didn't say and was blushing man that actually shut her up.
[She is 8]
Does she think I like her now?
[You did say it with conviction]
Before I could reach retort to Sage, Hailey rushed to my face.
"Y-You mean it?"
"Y-Yeah"
Why is she so close.
"Pfft hahaha"
Dad couldn't take it anymore and started laughing.
"Shut up old man!"
Thank you old man I thought she was gonna kiss me. I'll never compliment her again.
"So bud have you decided on what movie you wanted to watch?"
"The Good Boys!"
"Movie?"
"We're celebrating he just figured out how to change his form this morning."
"Oh"
"Fantastic choice!"
"You wanna come Hailey?"
"O-Of course I do!"
She then grabbed my hand.
"Lets go!"
"W-We have to wait until mom gets back."
"O-Of course."
"God he's screwed"
Dad muttered that under his breath and I am not! I went back to watching TV until mom came home. The movie doesn't start until 7 meaning we had to go now. We got to the theater a little early so me and Hailey can play some games in the arcade area.
"Alright we'll go pick up the tickets you two go play some games."
She gave me 40$ I guess 20$ for both of us so I just to give her the other 20$ . While we were heading towards the arcade area I saw an boney old man that was sitting on a bench checking his phone while smiling.
"He might need some help getting to his car. Should we help him out?"
"Alright I'll help you help him out."
D-Did she just say I'm too weak to help him out?
"Hey grandpa need help to your car?"- Zack
"G-Grandpa?"
"He must be hard of hearing *clears throat* DO YOU NEED HELP TO YOUR CAR!"- Hailey
"*exhale* kids these days trying too hard to be heroes okay listen here I'm 29 and not hard of hearing second I'm waiting for friends to see a movie.."
"My mistake gran- uncle."- Zack
"It's fine young man"
"TOOOSHIIII!! are they your kids they look so cute?"- Kayama
"No Kayama they mistaked me for an old man."- Toshi?
Before I knew it I guess his friends showed up when we were about to leave they look incredibly the young compared to him. One was a beautiful looking lady with black hair wearing a pink sweater while the other one was a man that hadn't said anything yet but his eyes look like they were dead and just wanted to go to sleep.
"Hahaha Yoshi that happened to you again!"
"Shut up!"
"Uncle you look incredibly tired maybe you should go home?"
"Yeah it's fine kid I always look like this."
Before I knew it the woman named Kayama pick me up and started hugging me. My entire head was in between her cleavage swing me around as if I was a stuffed animal.
"Awwwwe he is so cute playing hero he's so sweet I could eat him up."
"What are you doing you cow!? Let him go!!"- Hailey
"Don't blame me you don't have any tits."
Did she really just say that God she's gonna try and kill her now. Man I wish I could see her expression right now
"W-Wait did you just say?"- Hailey
[Sir I recommend you run I sense a great deal of murderous intent]
God I really am screwed.
"You have small tits."
"Let go...LET GO OF MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Hailey charged at her and activated her quirk her skin turn red with scales all over her body are teeth grew fangs the back of her shirt ripped as she grew wings.
"VAHHHHHH"
Seconds before she was about to get to Kayama Hailey quickly reverted back to normal state not knowing why.
"Kid your not authorized to use your quirk in public kid."- Dead Eyes man
What the heck is happening right now?!
"HAILEY WHATS GOIN-" Dad
He won't let me live this down I wanna die.
"C-Can you let my son down"- Dad
"Sure"
Oh thank God I can finally breathe wait I don't even need a break.
" *cough cough* You've got to cool it with the perfume."- Zack
"Pfft Hahaha"- Toshi?/Dad
".....Shut up!"- Kayama
"Hahaha you've raised a fine boy Toshinori Yagi."
"T-Thanks Michael Todd. You speak English very well."
"Names Nemuri Kayama"
"Shouta Aizawa"
"I'm incredibly sorry if my son has upset you in anyway."
"It's fine young man he hasn't he's more entertaining me then upsetting me."
"It's the girl you should be apologizing for."- Aizawa
"I'm extremely sorry for whatever that girl did..- Dad he even bowed
"Girl don't you he's to young to be your boyfriend?" Kayama
"... I'm 8 and he's 7 so no I don't."
"HE'S 7!" - Yagi/Kayama/Aizawa
"Wait when did you two start dating?"
"We hadn-"
Hailey elbowed me in the gut..
"C'mon we're going to go to Lucy."
Hailey grabbed my arm started dragging me away.
"I knew he was screwed"- Dad whispered
"I wanna shota." Kayama whispered
"And were later for our movie"- Aizawa didn't whispere
