My Girlfriend is Massive PAIN!

"Astel, you're mine!" "Sorry, I didn't ask to be enslaved" "not like that!!!"

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"good morning!" hello, My name is Astel Gratis, I'll be taking the narrator spot for this chapter. oh yeah, I am the main character not that girl on the cover, sorry to disappoint you. speaking of which.

"hey! hey! hey! hey!" that line of text is spoken by a girl named Arial Kila. She is my Girlfriend, to be honest She's a massive pain not only she's the popular girl but she also extremely clumsy. "where to do you want to go after- AAAAHHH!" I thankfully caught her. "you're useless" I help her up. "that's why you're here" Ew.

so this is how my Junior high going to be huh? well, I don't mind... "so what do you want to do later?" something that isn't rock climbing for once. I could tell her that, but I rather not get killed by some Jealous Person later. "not rock climbing" I told her.

she chuckled and slipped again. I caught her again, Though it wouldn't matter since everyone here would die to save her.

he helped her stand properly. it baffles me that for someone whose family line is Made of the Greatest dancers, she doesn't have balance like the rest of her family.

"you need to get a hold of yourself and stop falling over if can" she was angry about me bringing up her clumsiness, "it's only a new thing! I haven't had this happen to me yet! give me some time and I'll sort myself out!"

he was lying, natural this clumsiness has been happening since we've been children. her parents can back me up.

"yeah Whatever" we sat down and waited for class to begin... as the clock tingles down, she was spending the waiting hour looking at me.

I know I'm her boyfriend but my looks aren't exactly that great, I look quite normal. I don't how she Fell in love with a Gray-haired, Angry face freak. to be honest I also don't why I fell for a Purple clumsy mess like her. we really are weird people.

"can you stop looking at me!" she ordered me. I wasn't about to. you see if there's one thing She hates is my never-ending teasing.

"is there a problem with staring at the prettiest person here?" she's the only person I'm overly blunt with. "shut up!" the purple girl Screamed at me.

I rolled my eyes. oh well, it was fun but it's time for class to begin. I am Astel Gratis, and I am a student at Novelta a place filled with idiot rich kids thinking they could buy their way to everything... well not all, the school still has its fair share of the middle and lower class. like me, Arial, however, is from a rich family, I asked my parents how our families meet but they Kept their mouths shut and The last thing I want is a combination of both Hispanic and Asian punishment.

besides even if they're idiots they're at least kind idiots. thank you for their Heads being in the right spots.

classes are boring and let's get to an interesting part of any school life, Lunchtime. good old Lunchtime.

"Azzy!" that's her nickname for me, I turned my head to Arial. she just stared and smiled and a box with her. "what?" her face looked annoyed. "Azzy!" "fine. fine." I ate lunch with her. now while we could eat in a cafeteria, I don't to be there. why won't eat in the classroom, the teacher allows it.

"what's new with the world?" why start with that question. "I don't know," I told her.

"can I have some of that?" I asked. I realize now that was a mistake. "ooooohhhh... ok then... open up"

"say AAAA" 'I got you to know!' "AAAA- AH!?" I took her hand and feed her food. "good job" her foolish Ambitions to Tease Will die here, "You cannot tease me"

her cheeks were puffed up and she was pouting.

"hmph, you're a pain!" "I feel the same, at least we have something in common"

her face looked distraught about that one... I might have broken her heart. "did that Hurt that much?"

"you're a meanie" I pat her head. "maybe next time just give me the food"

"open up, I know you like these" she looked at me... with a grin on her face.

"Awwww... you remember my favorite"

"Awwww... you remember my favorite"

She was broken properly. "lesson for today, Don't show emotion when you're trying to tease someone" I still gave her the food.

she cannot Fool me, with my little sister and brother's natural Born ability to be a trickster. I lived most of my life under trickery.

I am Astel the Untrickable.

the afternoon rolled around and school was over, tomorrow is Saturday so more rest for me.

"Alright then! I'll see you tomorrow!" Right we are going on date in the park. she waved goodbye at me as she runs for her dance lessons.

that girl is something else... even If I am the Untrickable, I do wonder what technique she used on me to ensnare her hands around my heart. heh. I should be thankful.

"hey buddy!" three Boys Approached me. these three are jocks and brutes and they want something from me... "WHY DID YOU IGNORE US FOR THE THE ENTIRE WEEK!!! PLEASE DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!" these are Jalli, Hallo, and Gallis. they are my friends, Idiots but again Kind idiots.

"Sorry guys, I've got a girlfriend now and she's been taking the attention away" "you missed DND night!"

"my bad, How about a chess night on Saturday?"

"that could fix it!" Jalli said. "hey want a ride home?" Gallis offered. "no thank you, I need Some exercise"

"Hey, good idea!" hallo said. "yeah! we should go and get some exercise too!"

they began to walk to their houses. "stay safe!"

"We Will! stay safe too!"

*sigh...* Lovable idiots.

so yeah this is my life in the 8th at The Northern School, that is The Crimson hawk of Novelta. You know what... I should have gone to Escura instead, I've would've fit better there.

the end.

well, this is funny. Updates at Every Wednesday, but not for sure.

(ahem) what? (where did you get this idea from?) I don't think that's a rabbit hole you want to go down. (oh my God)

the end.