15 Kakashi and team 7

-Academia classroom, early in the morning-

Iruka: Starting today, all of you are real shinobi... But you are still genin. The hard journey lies ahead has just started. Now you will soon start to get missions to help the village, so today we will create 3 man teams. And each team has a jounin sensei...

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Team 7: Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Karin with Hakate Kakashi as jounin-sensei [fuck you Sakura]

Team 8: Hyuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba, Aburame Shino with Kurenai Yuhi as jounin-sensei

Team 9: ..., ..., ...

Team 10: Nara Shikamaru, Akimichi Choji, Yamanaka Ino with Sarutobi Asuma as jounin-sensei

Team 11: ..., Haruno Sakura, ...[I can't find any other important team in this year]

Now, wait for your Sensei, and good luck to all of you in your new life as a shinobi.

Thus long waiting of Team 7 began. After waiting for one hour I decide to watch the footsteps of the original Naruto and set the eraser booby trap with little touches of my own ideas. I am sure the original one will be proud of me. Then I hear the voice of little emo of our team.

Sasuke: This kind of cheap trap will never work on a chunnin let alone a jounin.

Me: So you want to make a bet?

Sasuke: Sure there is no way ı will lose.

Me: Okey then. If I win you will owe me a favor and If you win ı will owe you a favor. We will sign a deal which protected by seals. These special seals cause 5 hours of pain enough to make them scream for the part which broke the deal. Do you dare accept it Uchiha Sasuke?

Sasuke: Heh. I am not afraid of some pain, asshole! Bring it on!

Karin: Isn't five hours a lot? There is no need to do that right?

Me: Nah, don't worry. If no one breaks the deal, no one will suffer.

And we continue to wait for Kakashi while I try hard to not start an evil laughter. Just with the excuse of bet I get both Sasuke's chakra example and a chance to take control of Sasuke. The seal I use is actually some kind of restriction seal. Both the user and the victim store their chakras in sealing scroll and when the seal inside the scroll is activated it creates another seal on the bodies of the victims which paralyzes and causing pain for every chakra owner of the victim side just like Hyuga's caged bird seal without eyes part. Of course the victim side chakra belongs to Sasuke in our case. But he don't know it and think it is a two-sided dealing seal with punishment of pain. [ I think about it and they must use a way to prevent betrayal in jobs and sealed deals seem like a good way.] I distracted from my thoughts by the voice of the door. White-haired lazy looking but still somehow cool guy comes in at the same time eraser falls on his head. Before the jounin reacts to the eraser lots of water starts to come from the eraser and wet him. Now not so cool jounin says '' I decide I don't like you guys.'' then continue with ''Meet me at the rooftop after five minutes.'' and disappear.

Me: Hahahaha! It seems like I win Sasuke.

Karin: Do you think how much he pissed off to us?

Sasuke: Is he a real jounin? He seems weak, can't even detect and react to this cheap trap.

Me: I don't think he is weak but because of the facts we are just newly graduated genins and there is no reason we set him a trap also until I activate the seal on the eraser there is no chakra activity to sense he caught my trap.

Sasuke: Sounds fair.

Karin: Guys we must go to the rooftop. I don't want to know what will he do if we become late and cause him to wait after this trap accident.

Me: Yeah, me neither...

-Rooftop-

Kakashi: Well, my little demons, first introduce yourselves. You the demon with the whiskers, start.

Me: What a nice of you Sensei-latecomer. I am Uzumaki Naruto! I like reading, my favorite food is iskender, I interested in fuinjutsu and ıryojutus also practicing Uzumaki style kenjutsu with two wakizashi. I hate betrayers and people who think themselves above me also I am a little(!) vindictive. My dream is to raise the power of my clan like it's the old days.

Kakashi: Now your turn demoness with glasses.

Karin: My name is Uzumaki Karin. I like dancing and cooking, I interested in ıryojutsu and fuinjutsu. I hate people who abandon their families and people who betrayal others. My dream is to support Naruto and make our clan powerful enough to protect its own.

Kakashi: Now last one, demon with duck-butt hair.

Sasuke: ... My name is Uchiha Sasuke. I dislike lots of things and I don't really like anything. I cannot call it a dream but I have an ambition. There is a certain man I want to kill and resurrection of my clan.

Kakashi: That is it for today. Tomorrow we have survival training. Meet me on xxx training ground at 9 a.m. and don't eat anything.

Then he disappeared.

Me: Sasuke wanna come with us? We must know our strengths and weakness also scout training ground beforehand if we want to pass this survival training. Apart from that, I will give you an extra %10 discount for Uzumaki gym because you are my teammate from now. Also if you want to spar or need a training partner just find me.

Sasuke: ...

Me: Come on, don't be shy. I need the give you team equipment too. These are my special production. You see these earrings they have a seal, the first one is barrier talisman which protects your faces especially eyes. These shurikens also special. I seal ''Lightning illusion flash'' to them so when you throw them and activate seal they blind opponent for some time even if they have dojutsu like Sharingan (that beauty even blind ten-tails which have some kind of a Rinne-Sharingan.)...

-9.10 a.m. xxx training ground-

Kakashi: Good all of you are here. I hope none of you eat some things?

Me: No, Sensei-latecomer.

Kakashi: Okay. You try to get these two bells from me. At the end of the test the one who does not have a bell send back to academia. Also don't get lunch while others eat in front of that person. I suggest you come at me with killing intent or you don't stand a chance. Are we clear?

Me, Karin and Sasuke: Yes, sensei!

Kakashi: You can start now.

Last day I talk about what can be survival training and what can be the purpose of it. I successfully convince them probably the purpose of the exam will be teamwork so I am not too much worried about Sasuke will betray us or that kind of thing. I throw a smoke bomb while Sasuke and Karin go and hide. While his vision blocked I create three <shadow clones> and throw shurikens to Kakashi. He caught them in the air with one hand and I activate the seal on the shuriken. Seals on kunai's or tags are common things at the shinobi world but its nearly none exist on shuriken so he doesn't wait for something like that and get caught of <lightning illusion flash>. While these are happening I turned myself a stone with <Henge no jutsu> and two of my clones use <wind release: gale palm> on my third clone. The third clone creates a <rasengan> while he flying toward Kakashi and tries to hit him. But thanks to the experience of years Kakashi uses <body flicker jutsu> and escape from my attack (also drop his porn book). Without a delay Sasuke use <fire ball jutsu> behind him right after he appeared. This compelled him to escape again so he uses <Kawarimi no jutsu> this time but again he can't rest because of shuriken right next to his face thanks to Karin's sensor ability she predict where will he appear and attack before he appears. At the same time, two of my clones start to throw stones to block his escape path. He starts to dodge them and deflect the ones he can't dodge. Unknown to him one of these stones is my real body. I wait for Sauke to sniping bells with shuriken while my clones and Karin corner him. When he successfully cut the ropes of bells one of my clones create<Rasengan> and distract him before he would notice the bells. He escape with <Kawarimi> again and I undo my <Henge no jutsu> then take bells. Sasuke and Karin come beside me and I dispel two of my clones while the last one comes beside me too. I use another smoke bomb again for blocking Kakashi's vision and my last clone turns himself a bell with <Henge no jutsu>. When the smoke cleared all of us smile to Kakashi and show bells.

He has a priceless one-eyed facial expression of shock. Then he said to us: ''Good job kids. You are the first team who past this test of mine. Naruto uses shadow clone and henge no jutsu for third bell trick right? Very cleaver. But I hope you do understand the real meaning of this test. Can you tell me what is it?''

Me, Karin and Sasuke: Yes.

Karin: It is teamwork, right?

Me: And only second bell because you want to see if we have guts to sacrifice ourselves to our comrades.

Kakashi: True. Remember this ''Those who break the rules are trash, but those who abandon their comrades are worse than trash!'' You can go to your homes now, there is nothing to do today...