2 4 Years(1) (Edited with Grammar app)

The first two years have passed from the time I reincarnated. In these years start the walk and run, learn to speak, how to talk and write but the last one takes lots of effort because orphanage matron has some serious love(!) for me enough to kill me! How lucky I am. Thanks to Hokages back up I'm alive with enough food to live and godly hide and seek ability refined under idiot civilians...

After some time from my first birthday likely five or six months, I found the public library of Konoha and three days to find a way in without seen bitch sat behind the information desk. This is when Lady Luck smiles me because I found a little girl probably five years old feel into my cuteness and start to teach me how to read and write. Kami bless her! Her name is Mai and she tells me she is five and a civilian her biggest dream is to be a famous writer like her father and that is why she comes library at weekends. From that time I came library all days and read as much as I can about history, economy, kid tales, folk legends (some of them about rikudou sennin) I even read Jiraya's first book Gutsy Shinobi and it is not bad I think more of a comedy book and really funny. I also found a book about shogi (fun fact: I first write shoji later found that's means door in japan) so I learn it too. Maybe I can use it to befriend with Shikamaru. I think a way to make money to but first I must befriend with Choji and get contact Akimichi clan later I give them the idea of iskender, döner, dürüm, yogurt and ayran all of this foods and a drink why is my country famous for before reincarnation and İstanbul(Constantinopolis) witch is a city. For this trade, I want %15-20 from their profit( not for all thinks they sell just from my ideas) and that's would be enough money to me for most things I want.

My days passed fast and finally, I am 2 years old. I am starting to meditate and try to feel my chakra and it takes me three days to succeed. After that, I use leaf technique to improve my control and nearly two weeks later I have a decent chakra control. Now I am ready to do one of the big steps for my future talk with Kyuubi, so I lead my chakra to my abdomen where the seal should be and I found myself in a dark and wet place. I hope this isn't Kyuubi's pee. Then I yell:

-Hey! Is anybody there?

+Shut up brat!

I look at where the voice comes. Anime and manga really make him/her/it? cute but hell no it is scary, it is fricking horrible! After freezing for five minutes I gulped and said:

-H-hello. I'm Naruto Uzumaki who are you?

+Cant you say hah, brat?

-The think other call demon fox?

+Yeah.I am mighty Kyuubi.

-So...Are you live in me?

+I sealed in you by your damn dad and mom!

-Are you know my parents? Can you tell me about them? Wanna be friends?

After the first two questions, I calmed enough and go for my plan and while it's not an oscar performance, I think it will do the job. Kyuubi surprised the last question enough to space out five minutes after he recovers from the shock it asks:

+Are you really want to befriend with me. The demon fox, Kyuubi? You know I killed your parents right?

-I'm not sure but I see it in my dreams and there it starts because of a black hooded man with one red eye is it not? Also after that man gone you fight for your freedom so I can understand(also I m not their real son in the emotional sense).

+Hmpf! Still you are not qualified enough to be my friend.

-Why do I need qualified to be your friend? Isn't the fact we both will be together a very long time and we will be bored while alone is enough?

+I am already getting used to bored!

-But that doesn't mean you don't bored!

+So you say you can stop my eternal boredom?

-I can try at least. What do you say? You don't have anything to lose right?

+Alrigth brat! Let's give it a shot.

That's how my friendship with Kurama starts...