89 #89 DC FF/ A Truly Evil Fellow by propa

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Chapter 1

The Flash appeared in a blur a look of fear and anger on his face as he turned towards the masked man sitting in the empty room. The mask was utterly smooth and featureless as Flash hisses, "What did you do with all those children? Who even are you? Im here, as you asked so let them go."

The man slowly stands up his demeanor calm and collected. Broad shoulders and large frames towering over the flash as he growls out, "Why Flash. . .Do you not know! I am EVIL incarnate. Evil, who does not sleep. Worse than DOOMSDAY himself. I am a really nefarious lil fella you know-" The Flashs head moves looking around the room causing the man to hiss and pull a controller out of his jacket.

"Don't move. Take another step and interrupt me again and I won't let tell you about the children. Stay still, now as I was saying! I, took those children from the medical ward in the hospital for NEFARIOUS REASONS," The man clicks the button and the Flash flinches as massive lights turn on. The Flash stands his face decorated with worry and shock as he saw the screens flare to life.

"I have taken the children and thrown them a party while giving their parents massive legally obtained funds! Yes, I left the receipts and tax info with the parents. Now, out of EVIL I have even returned a few of these children's hair and managed to remove cancer and other assorted FLUS and DISEASES from them! I am truly worse then the JOKER of GOTHAM AM I NOT," The Flash lets out a deep sigh of relief as his head turns screen to screen. Each one shows the children having fun, some of them far better then ever and happy parents sitting in the corners of the room.

A few nurses were tied up in the middle of the room but even they couldn't help but smile at the sigh of these children cured, and their parents finally relieved. A few of the more number skilled parents sitting in the corner of the room going over the receipts and tax info to ensure this wasn't some false or cruel trick. The Flash blinks as he turns to the Evil-Doer who simply grins and shouts, "I am Evil! The most vile of foes you shall ever face! For I am, MR. Villian! I am the man who will be your end."

"Ya okay, let's get this done and over with. Thank God, you had me worried there for a second Mr.Villian," The Flash simply smiles even as Mr. Villain's shoes begin to glow. In a brief rush of movement, the Flash narrowly dodges the massive man darting forward. Mr.Villain is sent flying through the wall going at immense speed through the City as the Flash quickly darts after him.

The Flash runs besides Mr. Villain even as the pair begin to run up the side of a Skyscraper as Mr. Villain turns toward the Flash, "I have made calculations but man am I bad at Math. . .Eh, either way into the stratosphere I go."

"What do you mean-" As the Flash pauses at the rooftop the momentum carries Mr. Villain far off into the sky until he was but a faint twinkle in the day sky. The Flash winces slightly at that as he crosses his arms.

"That's a new one. . .What this," A piece of paper appears in the air next to him. Grabbing it he quickly began to read it in half a second, "I have teleported to safety but next time my Mk.2 Speed Boots will be your DOOM. Tell the Children they are all good children and may one day be good Henchmen. I apologize for being unable to cure Beth's diseases but I'm half certain she may be a Meta-Human. This Paper will now self destruct-"

The Flash crumbles up the paper and throws it into the sky where it poofs gently. The Flash simply smiles and chuckles, "Oh man the Big guy's gonna love this. . .Incase you're spying on me Mr.Villian I totally think you should go unload your wicked schemes upon Green Arrow next! Maybe force him to swim in Ice Cream or something!"

The Flash quickly registers the flash of light next to him as Mr. Villain now shoeless stands there, "After I retrieve the failed SPEED SHOES of DOOM from Orbit. . .I will be forcing Green Arrow to defuse a Glitter Bomb. A biodegradable glitter bomb while I throw Blue Tomatoes at them."

"Oh? Are they Frozen or something because that doesn't sound the nicest ya know," Mr. Villain pauses as a massive explosion occurs far, far above the city. The Flash turns pale as he looks up at that.

Mr. Villain rubs the back of his neck, "Ignore that. I hit the self-destruct on the Shoes when they got high enough. Can't let you fools recover my SPEED shoes know can I? Eitherway, as we all know the Blue Tomatoes are far luckier and can teleport whoever they hit to a random spot! Goodbye Flash and- Nut Kick!"

The Flash easily sidesteps Mr.Villains kick catching it mid-air. Mr. Villain lets lose a long hum for a few seconds wiggling his toes, "Uh- Hm. . .Shit. I suppose you wouldn't be in the mood to give me a redemption arc then? Or am I far to past the Moral Event Horizon to ever Redeem!"

"Are you trying to distract me to recharge your teleporter," The Flash glances towards the flashing red belt around Mr. Villains' hips. A faint hum comes from the faceless Villain as he looks around for a few seconds.

"Um. . .Hm- Uh- Yes," Then with a flash of light Mr. Villain vanished leaving an amused Flash standing on the rooftop.

Chapter 2

Mr. Villain strode forward his armor hissing and clunking away as he walked out onto the street. Daunting and scary looking as he drew the attention of countless people, his broad form dawned in pitch black power armor as he raised his hands and shouted, "People of Metropolis!"

"Fear, for I am here! The Greatest Baddie to ever grace these streets! Fear me and my latest device, the Lean Inator! I love Lean! For the record, this is just purple fizzy soda- NOW SUFFER," He screamed as the glowing device on his shoulder began to spray Soda onto people's cars. The sweet drink ruined countless people's hairs and outfits for the day.

Mr. Villain laughed loudly as his spray gun brought forth ruination upon the Innocents of Metropolis. Right before a hand grabbed it crushing it as a calm voice speaks right next to Mr. Villain, "You know that's a very rude thing to do. Why don't you and I talk?"

Superman the Man of Steel himself grabbed onto Mr. Villains' shoulders and begins lifting him up as Mr. Villain giggled, "I know it may seem amusing to you and the Flash has told me a decent bit about you. . .But, I don't see the humor in ruining so many people's day and their clothes. It honestly just seems awful."

"Your slow wit will never allow you to comprehend the full depth of my plan then! For you see Superman, while you are carrying me off I have had my hench-men already go about and begin handing off five hundred dollars for everyone involved! You are a FOOL," Superman pauses, glancing over his shoulder a faint smile covering his lips as he spotted the Henchmen.

Men dressed in cheesy robber costumes with bags of money handed out small gift cards with five hundred dollars inside each one. Even from the height, they were at Superman could still read the Have a Nefarious day written inside each of them, "Okay, that makes it slightly better but still isn't there some better way for you to help people?"

"Help! HELP! I am no HELPER or GOOD FELLOW! I am Mr. Villain Superman! There is lead in my mask, and weapons in my power armor! I am, EVIL," With those words, a small spray gun appears from his wrist. He aims it upwards and sprays it in Superman's face who simply raises an eyebrow, his eyes remaining open.

Then without warning music screamed forward from Mr. Villains' shoulder causing Superman to clutch his ears as polish rap music began to blare. Mr. Villain begins falling down to the Earth slamming into the rooftop of some building and through it. He slowly stands up looking around at the various office workers panicking and freaking out.

One began taking pictures of him. He paused and began to flex, "Why my beloved cult taking pictures of me! Do not worry adoring to be doers of Evil I will soon deal with Superman and- Oh shit he's here." Superman only raised an eyebrow as he lowered himself down. Mr. Villain threw himself out the window and began falling down to the street below.

Superman darted out after him catching him mid-air as Mr. Villain aims his spray gun at Superman's face. This time, the purple soda shoots forward slamming into Superman's face with enough force to actually make Superman close his eyes for a second and let go of Mr. Villains' armor.

Mr. Villains land both legs down. His feet dig into the concrete which cracked under the Impact. It further broke and splintered as he springs back upwards slamming his head directly into Superman's head. Both of their heads clash, Mr. Villain's mask cracking a bit from the sheer force as Superman is sent flying into the air. Mr. Villain lands once more on both feet, his armor hissing in the strain as he flexes, "The Man of Steel will crumble in my hands! Now, if you excuse me I must run away before he washes the lead mixed soda out of his eyes and beats me up."

A few onlookers laughed at the loud words of Mr. Villain who quickly darts into a nearby alleyway and dives into a dumpster. Superman is quick to get back down to the City Street easily seeing through the metal dumpster where Mr. Villain lay typing on a phone. Lifting open the trash can lid Mr. Villain giggles at Superman, "I have just posted a shitty fanfiction online where I beat you up. Truly I am nefarious. . . You are the soyjack now Superman."

"I think, that's enough for today. The property damage you've done is starting to rack up," There is a faint pause from the Villian who turned off the phone and pockets it.

"Actually ya I kinda didn't intend for all the property damage. I just sent a text out for my Henchmen to ensure a proper construction company is paid and all that. Also, they're not accessories just contractors so don't send Batman after them ya know," Superman crossed his arms as he stands there for a few seconds humming.

"I believe you and I can make a deal. . .Maybe, if you donate some money to charity and promise to go bug Lex Luthor for a week while not harming a living soul I'll be willing to let your teleportation belt finish charging so you can escape," Superman gave the man a soft smile.

The cracked mask of Mr. Villain gazed towards Superman's eyes as he finally shouts, "Fine! In the name of getting away to commit more nefarious EVIL! I will go and begin to show Lex Luthor the meaning of EVIL! First, I will go and stain all his suits in the same spot right BEFORE an Important meeting! Oh, belts done charging I can go now. This suit is not energy efficient, let me tell you."

Superman chuckled lightly as the air distorts and Mr. Villain is gone. Somewhere across the city, Superman can hear Lex-Luthor scream in shock and Mr. Villain shout, "I HAVE COME TO POUR LEAN ONTO YOUR SUITS MR. LUTHOR AHAHAHAH!"

Chapter 3

The Orphans were silent as the strange henchmen gathered them onto the street. In each of their hands' guns held tightly as the caretaker shivered in fear. The Henchmen were all masked and silent as they were ordered around by an imposing figure cloaked in black. A silver featureless mask hiding his face as he shouts, "Are you Orphans ready?"

The orphans clutch each other desperate for safety and warmth in the cold Gotham night. Extending his arm towards the Orphans Mr. Villain's hand begins to glow with a faint white light before a Batarang hits it. His gauntlets are thrown off by the attack as a beam blasted forward from it and hit a nearby cat.

The light soon fades leaving the cat sitting there in a rather expensive-looking suit and hissing in fear, "Batman! I know you are lurking in the shadows around here but it is already too late to stop me! My fresh new clothes inator will soon give these Orphans a full set of clothes for the winter and then! AND THEN! I WILL REMOVE THE ASBESTOS FROM THE BUILDING! IN THE NAME OF EVIL!"

Mr. Villain's voice ringed out before one of the Henchmen is kicked in the head by Robins's small form which darts out of the shadows. Mr. Villain winced, pointing his gauntlet at the Orphans and blasting them. The light soon fades showing each child holding a stack of clothes and now dressed in fresh new ones.

Robin paused glancing at the Orphans as Batman soon descended directly in front of Mr. Villain silent and tense as he growled, "You are sick in the head. . .You can do a lot of good but you're distracting yourself with these games."

"I know. . .I know which is why I have made this as a trap to lure you out," Batman doesn't even hesitate to slam his fist into Mr. Villains' stomach causing the man to groan and fall over. He falls onto the ground twitching as the Henchmen throw their guns down and raise up their hands.

Then plants darted up from the concrete wrapping around Batman as a woman's voice shouted, "Now hold on Batman. Let the little fella tell you his plans."

Wheezing in pain Mr. Villain slowly rises up coughing a few more times as Batman already began to work on a way out as Mr. Villain whimpers, "I. . .I also used the Cloth Inator on multiple orphanages around the city and in exchange started a program known as. . .Oh my god, you hit me hard. How can a man hit that hard?"

Mr. Villain coughs and wheezes for a few more seconds as Robin already vanished from the scene now lurking in the shadows as Mr. Villain clears his throat, "As I was saying. With my work and Ivy who is formally out on patrol, we started the Regrow Gotham program where these Orphans will work with local charity groups and Ivy to clean up the polluted streets of Gothom AND REPLANT TREES!"

Without warning, Batman broke through the plants just as Robin swings back down throwing smoke bombs. The Henchmen, keep their hands raised backed away as Mr. Villain screams, "Abra ka fuck you!" A flash of pink fills the smoke as Mr. Villain scrambled out of it. Running away before a now shiny pink bat-hook shoots forward wrapping around Mr. Villains' leg and dragging him back into the smoke.

The orphans giggle a bit as some of the smoke clears showing a glaring and hot pink batman dragging Mr. Villain towards him. Even Ivy snorts a bit as Robin throws her a small wave. Mr. Villain is lifted into the air where Batman growls at him, "Stay out of my city."

"You cannot stop Evil Batman! Especially not in this economy you FOOL! I have now made you pink and this will not wear off for Four days! This will force you into spending time with your friends and family during the upcoming Holidays you workaholic! Truly, I am evil," Robin pauses and giggles slightly. Batman threw him a glare as well.

This allows Mr. Villains' entire body to glow. The cord around his ankles melted as he floated backward sliding across the concrete in a T-Pose and gaining some distance. He jumps up and takes a movie-based martial arts stance as he shouted, "You do not scare me, Batman! Because unlike Wonderwoman you do not believe in the Death Penalty! Just Death by Medical bills! I am insured through so your greatest power bar mental illnesses is useless here!"

"Now, Miss Ivy I will be making my do. I must go and unleash my rabid swarm of Capybaras on lonely elderly people. Have fun with giving Orphans vital life skills for a future in environmental work- OH GOD," Mr. Villain was unable to dodge the explosive Batarangs that hit his mask. As the dust and smoke cleared Mr. Villain had no time to catch Batman kicking him in the ribs hard enough to send him flying a few feet.

The Orphans turn to each other and mutter before one reaches down, grabbing one of the Henchmen's weapons and aiming at Batman. A blast of purple light darts forward slamming into Batman and turning his cape purple. A stark contrast to his now pink armor as the other Orphans begin giggling and darting to grab the color ray guns.

One turns their aim towards Robin who was already scrambling back into the shadows to avoid the Ray guns. Mr. Villain giggled and shouted, "Get them my swarm of evildoers! Save your master!"

The kids begin laughing and turning more and more things purple all around them. Mr. Villain slowly stood groaning and rubbing his back as he turned towards Ivy and hisses, "You are off the Evil Gift Card list and you! Henchmen! I kinda expected that. Either Way, Henchmen you have your jobs! Call me via the Goon Squad phones if you run into any issues with the constructions of the Orphanages. The mafia had already paid their Tax. Remember the evilest thing you can do is pay your taxes."

Ivy chuckles and pats his shoulder, "It was nice teaming up with you Mr. Villain but I suppose this is the end of our. . .Evil deeds." She snorts a bit as the massive form of Mr. Villain gives her a thumbs up.

"Don't worry my comrade in Crime I will return to Gotham. If you see Batman, inform him that the colors will wear off his outfit and neighborhoods in four days. . .Don't speak of it to anyone but forty cakes will soon be delivered to Orphanages around the city for my littlest Henchmen's efforts in saving their master from the Batman," Mr. Villain pauses as he glances up, spotting the Batman in pink glare at him from the shadows.

Mr. Villain audibly gulps and vanishes in a flash of light.