99 Messages from Above + Secretary's Natural Gifts

[ You Have Received A Direct Message From 'Dat Peach' ]

[ All Messages Are Encrypted From Other Observers and Transmitter ]

The CEO stared at the screen and blinked. Would Bao really not see it? He turned to the creature and asked, "Then why do you speak then?"

"Well, that's… I can give live commentary, you know? You're so boring that I have to interact with you for you to stop being so deadass boring. Even the gods of death are more alive than you are!" The creature grumbled but said nothing about the screen.

"I see."

He checked the message.

Dat Peach: Yes, yes, I'm dat Peach! Or that is what I want to say. Either way, welcome to the whims of the universe. I should have recruited you to RO if I knew that you were going to hate it this much—for now, this patch is a trifle gift. 

CEO: trifle gift?