1 “You made me a what now?!”

(Bakudeku)

(Quirkless au)

Looking out the window the blonde haired male sighed as his hands rested behind his head. "Hey Bakubro! Whatcha doing?"

Looking at his black haired friend he shrugged then turning away.

Eijirou Kirishima decided to keep his hair black after going to ua. Dating his boyfriend Kaminari and living together they both seemed very bothered by the single blonde looking out the window.

"What if you go on a blind date?" It was Kaminaris idea for the most part. "We'll get Mina to get you some clothes and you'll met whoever at where ever!"

Not a bad idea, but katsuki wasn't in for it. "Bakubro come on!"

With annoying males ranting and rumbling. The blonde biker sighed and agreed.

He really wasn't in for it, he'd have to dress nice which is something he wasn't into. Who knew what the other was going to wear? Who knew if it was a girl or guy. Yet again his friends are making the blind date

Not him

"Mina will be here in a bit! Oo this is Exciting!"

"Shut up!"

Well ochako uraraka sure knew who he'd be going out with, but she didn't know his date would be going out with him.

Childhood friends

School rivals

Best friends

Izuku midoriya missed katsuki, not only did he care but liked him.

Parting from high school they got one last word from each other, but besides a word midoriya fully hugged katsuki. Since he'd be leaving to America for a while.

Katsuki was shocked that the boy hugged him at first before hugging back.

"Deku"

Was his last word before ruffling the boys hair and walking off waving. Making the greenette cry yes, but feel happy.

"Ochako I miss him! I swear he's not coming back!"

Oh and wasn't he over dramatic about his blonde haired friend coming back. Katsuki has planned to go to America for a while, and he did want to take midoriya with him. It was secretly his plan.

He wanted midoriya with him. . But midoriya had different plans after high school. And he didn't want to make the small boy choose.

But midoriya didn't know he was already back. "Midoriya you miss him too much. . Why not go on a blind date! I'm pretty sure todoroki could do something"

And indeed he could. The duel haired male

Knew bakugo was back. Running into him while walking in the city. "Todoroki knows too many weird people. . ."

"Oh hush! I'm pretty he can hook you up!" Dragging the green haired boy out the house ochako was Excited. Having her best friend go on a date was her dream weirdly.

She'd get to pick out clothes for him and give pointers!

But midoriya wasn't into girls so he'd have to go off what he knew before ochako said something.

"Todoroki!"

Turning around seeing his two friends he waved greeting them with a smile. "We need you to set Deku on the blind date! He misses bakugo to much! And needs help!"

Well that came off weird. .

'Do they not know he's back and lives down the street from Kirishima and Kaminari?'

"Sure I got the perfect person, but ochako can I talk to you ?"

Letting go of midoriya the brunette nodded. "See you later Deku! I'll get you a outfit! And drop it off tomorrow!" Running to catch up with the double haired male. "Wait what day?!"

Seeing his friends walk off he huffed turning around. "I guess a blind date isn't that bad. . ."

Following the tall male she spoke.

"So what's up?" She hummed beaming. "You understand bakugos back right" he said unfazed.

Leaving the girl to think he sighed "he was at a small cafe leaning on a motorcycle on his phone two days ago" he added. "Todoroki your going to set them on a date aren't you. . ."

Ochako didn't want Izuku to date the blonde. She quote on quote says he's loud and annoying. His short temper would lead to abuse.

"Ochako, I have too. I talked to him that day and he seemed calmer, but he didn't want mido to know he's here"

He had a point. Katsuki isn't the out blowing teen he was in high school, he had a job and has his own house and living on his own. "I guess but—"

"No buts! Shut up about it" was his only responds before pulling out his phone and pulling up his messages. "I'll see if Ashido could hook us up with bakugo"

Groaning ochako ruffled her hair and looked away.

'He's going to hurt him. . .'

Calling the pink haired female he waited for an answer.

"Hey boo! What's up?"

Fast answering machine. . .

"We wanted to know if bakugo could go on a blind date and we wanted to hook him up with midoriya ?"

Shuffling she seemed to be talking to someone else. "That's great! I was thinking about doing that anyway!" She giggled a bit "is Wednesday Mk?" He hummed a bit before saying something about clothes or whatnot

"Deku has nothing to do on Wednesday. . . So I guess" ochako muttered making todoroki glacé at her.

"Yeah that's fine what time and place?" He dug in his other pocket teaching for gum. "Uhm 6, 30? And mini cafe?" She asked.

"Yeah they could probably eat and go out somewhere like doesn't bakugo have a motorcycle?"

The female on the phone gasped softly before giggling. "Oh yeah! That's a good idea!" She nodded a bit before saying something about an outfit.

"What about clothes? Bakugo normal just wears beanies and jackets and jeans which is annoy to style unless I want to put him in clothes he don't like"

She seemed to be talking to someone else. "Oh! Yeah"

More non context yeahs and no she started talking to todoroki again.

"How about midoriya wears something comfort just in case they go and do something else than ride and eat"

Chuckling at a dirty joke todoroki just hummed. "Yeah that's fine, will you be there talking to bakugo or something or will it just be him? Since mido doesn't know he's here?"

She clicked her tongue before waiting. "No, I got something to do" she hummed a bit again and sighed. "If you or ochako drop him off you can just point out where he is" she added before biting her lip.

"That's fine, thanks Ashido" he chuckled before hearing a yip of a bye.

"So the dates on?. . ."

"Yes ochako yes it is"