1. I Hate Mondays

it was an average day for Rich as anyother...long cramped bus ride...traffic....long line to the office...and a photo copier falling from the sky.... [Rich]- "WAIT WHAT!!!"

everything went black...

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I sit up and see I'm in a white room. I rub my eyes...

[Rich] -"I'm dead.."

[???]- "you catch on quick..that's good it will make this easier"

siting in a chair reading a manga was a teen aged boy with blond hair and beach taned skin... he was in a pair of blue swim shorts and flip flops

[???] - "are you gonna sit there or are you gonna come here so I can judge you"

suddenly the middle age man composed himself and walked to the teen...

[Rich] - "what is going on?"

the boy sighed a 'I hate Mondays' sigh and closed the manga and placed it on a side table that suddenly rose from the floor

[God] "right let's start with introducing. my name is God..and I couldn't care less if you were a Saint that cured cancer...I just want to go back to reading my manga."

the teen pulled a table from the floor and put 2 pieces of paper and a pin on the table

[God]- "you have 2 choices... 1. be judged and go to Hell, Heaven or wherever they put you..."

he paused for affect

[God]- " or option 2 be reincarnated in a random world and have some fun to intertain the old farts that make me judge people"

at the second option the teen had a mischievous grin.

[Rich]- "well option 2 sounds better. where do I sign?"

the teen smiled even more mischievously

[God]- "good answer...right here"

God pointed at where to sign and after it was done a wheel appeared like from a game show

[God]- "spin it three times and I'll send you off"

the man walked up to the wheel and spun it three times as hard as he could

[God]- "looks like legend of korra's world... ok...yes...that's a good one....ouch...ok so that's it now I will wipe your memory and.....oh f*ck it I'm to lazy.... I'll also add some extra stuff so I don't see you so soon"

the teen rambled all this as if he couldn't be bothered to even care. he then snapped his fingers and everything went dark again.