17 Creepy Douche, Vampire and Naked Child Pics
MY BOOK JUST HIT 100K VIEWS! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW AM I EVEN ALIVE RN?! THIS IS FUCKING INSANE! dflkcgheorpsfiewausdwiawksdmnkjdfhgviuserhufihv sorry having a extreme brain malfunction, ignore me and carry on reading pls :)
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"IT IS PRONOUNCED AS ZED!" Ryder yelled exasperated, throwing a cushion on Nicolai who caught it effortlessly with one hand and gave him a disgusted look.
"It is zee" He simply said shrugging and after a couple of seconds, he threw the cushion back at Ryder with full force which hit straight in his face making him fall over on the floor. My eyes widen and I laughed loudly slapping my thigh and the table. I can't believe these two grown ups were arguing about whether the last fucking lexicon Z is pronounced as zed or zee since the past hour. Who cares how the fucking letter is pronounced? I think we have more important matters to spent our time on, like this place for example. But who am I to say anything? I was having way too much fun with this.
Ryder stood up angrily and stomped his foot like the man child he is and I died laughing when he picked up the fucking chair to throw at Nico whose eyes widen slightly but before he could his feet slipped and he fell back into the fucking pool.
My eyes widen and I wheezed loudly clutching my stomach and my chest and wiped the few tears that escaped my eyes. Oh Damn- this was fucking hilarious.
Rolling my eyes at Nate's extreme dramatic over acting as he pretended to drown and shoved a fistful of popcorns in my mouth as I ate them 'gracefully'.
"Help! Help me! I m dying! Nico save me! If I die, this is on you! Fucking save me you asshole" Ryder cursed at Nico who sat there staring blankly at Ryder and shrugged his shoulders and went on to looking jadedly at his surroundings.
"I don't care if you die, I actually like the sound of that", He stated with a blank face and flipped out his phone taking a picture of Ryder drowning.
"If you don't fucking come and save me this instant, Le mostraré las fotos de tu hijo desnudo!" Ryder yelled at him again, I, of course wasn't able to understand the last sentence but whatever it was, it made Nico give Ryder a death icy glare, that made me shudder, he stood up nonetheless huffing storming up to Ryder who was still 'drowning' in the pool.
(I will show her your naked child pics)
I sat up excitedly eating my popcorns and choked on them when Ryder pulled Nico into the pool. I fell on the floor laughing, slapping the floor repeatedly until I had trouble breathing. Nico gave him a calm blank stare before charging at Ryder who screamed before swimming away. I cackled loudly as they fought like fucking 2 year olds and sighed tiredly. Gosh, they were a full package of entertainment. I laid on the floor, trying to get my breath under control as I panted heavily, the boys bickering in the back ground.
We were right now in the backside of the huge yet cozy restaurant and it was the best thing ever! There was a bar place in the corner and a huge space that Hunter gave me the full hand to organize, we just sat up a chair and table trying to see what worked best, and there was, of course, a fucking swimming pool as well. Talk about flex!
From the corner of my eye, I saw Hunter leaning on the entrance door as he looked at me with a calm and sincere smile. His stormy grey eyes light with fun and happiness swirling in them. How long has he been standing here? Did he saw everything? Did he saw me laughing like a manner-less woman ? Omg did he saw me eating the popcorn I picked up from the floor? This creepy douche.
Peeking again, he was no longer there but looking down at me at the floor. Holy fu- how the fuck he got here so fast?
"Are you a vampire?" I blurted out, nothing new, and I didn't even bother regretting now, life is too short to regret, do and say whatever the fuck you want. And if someone tries to stop you or get in your way, punch them right in the throat or jaw wherever you want.
He gave me a blank stare before cringing hard. Woah dude, you could've at least tried to control or hide it. No need to make it so apparent. #heartbroken. He offered me his hand and I considered about clapping it and standing up myself but I felt tried all of a sudden I don't know why and also because I wanted to hold his hand and feel the tingles that always appeared whenever I touched him. Grabbing his hand, I shivered at the tingles and he effortlessly pulled me up, but he put a lil extra force cuz I slammed into his chest and he snaked his strong arm through my waist to steady me.
His warm breath hit my face, his usual cinnamon and sandalwood cologne engulfing me and my senses. I swallowed down all the weird whimpers at the bridge of my throat and gulped at the proximity between the two of us. He was staring at me with an intent gaze, his stormy grey eyes now dark with passion, his face was hard and his fucking breath was making me lose my senses and made me want to devour him whole. Is he gonna kiss me?
What if...what if this dood is secretly an agent and this is his mission to make me trust him and make me fall for him and when I do, he is gonna steal my non-existent wealth and kidnap me because I look like his ex-girlfriend and then kill me because she cheated on him as a revenge? My eyes widen and I tried hard to not act on my stupid nonsense accusations.
Alas, we were interrupted by Ryder who fucking pushed us into pool. I swam up to the surface and gasped coughing a little and breathing loudly. I pushed my hair out of my face trying to regain my senses. I m actually a nice swimmer but this was very unexpected so it took me by my feet. I felt arms around my waist steadying as I floated onto the water, and saw Hunter glaring at Ryder who gulped and ran inside yelling. Nico rolled his eyes getting out of the water cursing him.
"I still don't know why you haven't fired him yet" Nico grumped to Hunter wiping his face off with a towel. I frowned in confusion, where the actual fuck did he even get it from? He pulled that out of his butt?
"You know why" Hunter sighed shaking his head as he held onto my waist tighter making no effort to get out the pool. What does he mean? I looked at Nico to see him huffing before going inside. What the fuck is going on with these guys? Who even are these? Are they all even human?
"Are you planning to stay here all day?" I raised my brow, well attempted to, but both of them raised together, ugh. He smiled sniffing the air. Yeeeaah, sniffing the air like a dog, totally normal and not weird AT ALL. Yeah, I'm just gonna pretend this never happened.
"You got a problem with that?" He whispered in my ear tightening his hold on my waist, and I shivered, his scent and all driving me crazy.
I looked up at him in the eye and smirked as an idea got in my mind, "Absolutely not" I whispered back into his ear and smirked putting my hands behind his neck. His eyes darkened and he shivered as well as he grew slightly speechless, and his breath hitched a little. He closed his eyes gulping, his Adam's apple bopping up and down, and this was the perfect opportunity.
For me to attack.
And so I did, as I tightened my hold and submerged us into deep water. His eyes widen and he coughed totally not expecting this and I laughed after re-surfacing. Ha! I told you I will get you good, Hunty Bear!
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Synopsis:
She was the first girl. In the all boys boarding school. And also happened to be placed with the demon himself.
After being blamed for her father's death and her mother's drug addiction, her mother decides to send her off for good in a boarding school. Due to some mistakes in the gender part and no placement available in girls school, she was placed in Oaklawn Academy, the all boys boarding school.
She expected there will so much awkwardness, she will be made fun off, no one will be friends with her, everyone will judge her and what not.
However, she didn't expect to fall for the demon. Oh but she did. She fell hard.
Watch this story unfold as the angel and the demon both experience their first love.
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