1 now that's Entertainment

So here I am. Sitting in a chair with a desk in front of me in a bright white room right after I died. I would like to say I got here by being the hero and saving some beautiful woman from getting run over by the almighty truck Kun. But that's just not me I'm not the hero and I never will be. I was running from several beauties from my school after I pulled down the number one school beauties skirt and panties smacking her ass hard in front of everybody at school. Every one got a good look at her sexy ass and tight little pussy. She shouldn't have tried to Blackmail me into being one of her minions. But I digress as I was running across a street from the group of girls truck Kun struck. The last things I remember of planet Earth was me thinking.

"damn she had a firm ass. worth it."

So now here I am looking around this plain boring white room with a boring white desk and two boring white chairs. All of a sudden on the other side of the desk in the chair a short cutie goddess with Short pink hair nice D cup breast and a fit slender body appeared. First thing she does is look at me with a scolding look everything she says.

"pervert."

I smile at her

" thanks for the compliment Tits McGee."

Instantly she looks pissed off and right as she raised her tiny little fists like she's about to go on a rant it looks like something shocked her. She looks up to the ceiling like she's listening to somebody then calms down taking a few deep breaths and look back at me with a clearly fake smile.

"Ok let's just get this over with. First off you're dead the world can celebrate with one less pervert. Second the higher gods and all their wisdom."

She said sarcastically but it looks like she got shocked again but she just continue talking.

" have come to the conclusion that it's not your time to die. So they've decided to make you one of there new reality shows sending you to a new world of your choosing with 5 wishes. You got all that pervert"

I think for a second wondering why I'm not more freaked out or concerned about any of this then I just shrug my shoulders in acceptance

"yep I got the all that. But I have one question is this room held together by the gravitational pull of those two planets on your chest."

Instantly her smile disappears and she lunges across the desk with her hands outstretched like she's trying to choke me to death. but it looks like she hits an invisible wall and she starts convulsing is her hair stands up like she's getting shocked. I give a thumbs up to the ceiling with a massive grin on my face as I laugh and say.

"now this is entertainment."

After a minute or so she picks herself up on her desk and stands there glaring daggers at me. I can now see she is barely five foot tall and as she turns around and jumps off her desk to sit down I can see she has a nice plump little ass to. In my heart I already know I'm in love with this fireball of a goddess. She continue to stare daggers at me as she sits down and says.

" hurry up and pick what type of world do you want to go to I'm give me your wishes so I can get back to my duties of the goddess and be done with you."

" Ok I will stop picking on you. You are just so goddamn cute and perfect I can't help myself."

Surprisingly she blushes a little bit.

"alright I want to go to a world that is recovering from a nuclear apocalypse and has super advanced technology like the Fallout games but mixed with like magic and races like the elder scrolls games to and for good measure throw in like bests and cultivators and all the things from eastern cultivation novel. O yeah don't forget zombies vampires demons and all the mythical creatures from my world."

I can tell from the look on her face she's about to tell me no but before she said anything she looks up at the ceiling with a pouting face and then looks back at me and has upgraded from staring daggers to staring missiles at me.

"Fine we can do that. Now what are your wishes"

" first wish I want a almighty system with a store such a classic but I will let you gods pick what type of system. Second wish immortality what's the point of having a reality show that ends right and I'm talking regeneration immortal to as long as there is an atom of me left my body will grow back. Third I want the absolute obedience Geass but with both eyes and without all the pesky side effects like not being able to reverse a command and only being able to use it one per person. I want complete control over it being able to hide it and call it forth as I wish. Forth wish the most advanced smart phone you can give me with a Ai that connects it to my system. The phone has to connect to my old word to so I can keep updated and use all the Knowledge from Earth. My fifth and final wishes I want you to be my eternal slave bound to my soul for all Eternity."

Right ass the goddess in about to start yelling at me she disappears. Leaving me a little confused but then an old Chinese looking man appears. And he is smiling at me like I'm his long lost grandson.

"we will be happy to grant your wishes but a couple thing we wont do. I will be honest with you its just because we don't want to. But we will let you pick your new race and design your new body for compensation."

"Ok it's not like I can complain you guys are the ones with the power to give me my new like."

I shrug my shoulders in exceptions.

"Good lad now then we picked a system for you that gives you a store but you can only by things from your previous word with your new worlds currency. But you will be able to open a Portal once a day to steal something from one of the Multiverse worlds. you'll learn more about it later. we're calling it the Multiverse theft system. it'll have all your stats and all them goodies on it so you don't got to worry there. And we will grant you immortality but if you so wish you can age and die like a normal person but only if you want to. being able to be regenerated from a single cell you can only do that once a year. But other than that as long as 50% of your body is there the rest will grow back and you'll come back to life it's not instantaneous it could take up to days depending on how bad your body is mangled. You can also have your Geass absolute obedience you'll have full control over it and be able to cancel order but you're still only be able to use it once per person. people would be dropping over brain-dead if we allowed you to rewrite their minds too much. the cell phone with the AI is no problem your connection will only be one way though you won't be able to send any messages out to your old world but you'll be connected to the internet of your old world. And the goddess you want her name is Jessica and she's yours take her please you're doing us a favor with this one. Will strip her of her divinity and Link her soul to yours so if you're alive she's alive if you die she dies and if you ever go through the reincarnation process again she will be right there along with you. you'll have full control over her. she will not be able to hurt you and have to listen to every command you give her. Honestly she's the person we picked before you and she wished to be a goddess and we really can't think of a reason not to do it. but after we did it she's been a handful and she refuses to take a mate. Well that's all now so off with you."

Next thing I know everything go's dark but then a character creation box appears in front of me giving me a list of all sorts of races to pick there is a couple hundred to choose from. after what I only guess is an hour I finally find one I like. greater incubus I picked it because it has the passive ability shapeshift so I can look like almost any humanoid race. The window changes to a picture of me with horns a tail and wings I intently adjust it so I look Lelouch from Code Geass. I make all my muscles more defined and give my self baby blue neon eyes because it really contrast with my red skin. The last thing I do is make my manhood a full foot long because isn't that everyman's dream. Then I except all the changes. Another screen pops up asking me if I want to transmigrate or reincarnate. I'm pretty sure reincarnate means I'll be a baby and there is no fucking way I want that so I choose transmigrate.

Every thing go's black and I drift off to what feels like sleep as I think

" looks like I will get my harem but I will keep it small like three to six no more then ten."

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