2 2.SPIN THE WHEEL

Pouya seething at this statement growls out "BUT WHY"

MJ smirks "I may be a god but I still have a sense of humor seeing you grow more and more frustrated gave me a sense of amusement I haven't felt for a nice long while I guess you can call me petty for doing that but if you do i'll incinerate you huhuhuhuhuhu" he explains as he puts a hand in front of his mouth before chuckling until it builds up to the point he is throwing his head back and laughing out loud

Pouya just sighs and decides to just pop the question "*Sigh* can you just tell me what you want" deciding he did not want to spend more time with this prick of a god

MJ Promptly stops laughing and explains"Well you know all the fan-fiction novels you read everyday and how you spent hours binging them remaining in your room for extended periods of time like a pile of trash instead of being productive" Pouya deciding to not give that a response allows MJ to continue "Well I'll be doing that to you and watching you oh and you won't be the only one I do this too but for convenience sake none of you will ever meet and will be sent to different Multiverses that are all restricted from allowing others to enter that have been reincarnated by me"

MJ then suddenly smiles and stands up "Now lets decide your powers" seeing a flash of excitement in Pouya's eyes he just chuckles and snaps his fingers causing a gigantic wheel Pouya can barely even see the top and so wide it was at least the size of three football fields with the little arrow at the bottom "This will be the power wheel" seeing a certain look in the mortals eyes he sighs "No you won't be forced to use you own strength the spin the wheel instead" he snaps his fingers and a skeleton suddenly appears "This skeleton wil-"SPIN THE WHEEEEEEL" it yells vehemently

MJ just sends an annoyed look at said skeleton "As he said he will be the one spinning the wheel you have 3 chances to get a power you want alright good? NOW GO SKELETON" the skeleton run towards the wheel "RATTLE ME BONES SPIN THE WHEEL" The skeleton tightly grips the wheel and throws it's entire body weight forward and sends the wheel spinning at speeds that shouldn't be possible as it slows down it slowly lands on a purple tile with the words {Mineta (Pop Off)} Pouya visibly pales MJ deciding to be helpful just this once "You still have two more chances wanna spin again?" Pouya nods rapidly the skeleton walks up to the wheel but not before saying "Man you guys a really working me down to the... BONE NYEHEHEHEHEHHEH" Spinning the wheel lands on a red tile with the words.....