Prologue

Hello.

I am Blake Rivers, or was. Something along that line.

I have no clear cut idea about what is going on right now. But it turns out i am somehow in HP universe.

Believe me even i am shocked, or you could have noticed it by the heavy breathes of air i was taking and how tightly i was holding my chest after which everything went blank.

Its not everyday that you get hit by a truck(A/N: Truck-san to the rescue) and find yourself in a fictional verse. And believe me it was hard for me to believe it too, or as Madam Pompom(A/N:I know its Pomfrey, this is intentional) put it in kinder words "I need more draught of living death". before chugging something down my throat, i don't remember what happened after that.

So yeah if you haven't inferred it by now(that is if you are a block of wood), i am in hp universe. reality really kicks you in the nuts sometimes, and turns out this is the end of my second year in here.

Now you may be wondering which time period, well you would be right to assume that its the same time as our favorite boy wonder's. Though the kicker is that by some sick joke i am in HP UNIVERSE i didn't even like HP, couldn't the person have thrown me in marvel or for fuck sake even the dark dc universe would have been better but no throw me in HP universe where people don't even have a bit of fucking common sense. it would be any nerds wet dream to be in hp but for me hell no, i never watched HP. i only know basic synopsis of it, the amount a healthy 19 year old knows when he spends 18hrs of his day online either watching memes or cat videos, so yeah i have surface knowledge of HP Universe about a idiot orphaned boy who caused all the problems. Really so much abandonment issue.I mean few months of therapy could have pretty much solved all of his problems but no like an idiot he had to go destroy the world with not even a proper goal in mind.

I mean his goal was to immortal and powerful but he wasn't even able to achieve that whereas look at my boy Orochimaru he freaking achieved both easily and got pardoned for his crimes in the end. Though i no where support being a pedophile but Orochimaru is a better villain than voldy in all sense.

So yeah this is my life in HP UNIVERSE as a Slytherin Mudblood.