1 Mrs Jeon - The Banana Milk

Hi..I'm Yeon Y/n and I am 16 years old....same goes to my crackhead best friend JEON JUNGKOOK. The school's heartthrob. Every girl has a crush on him. Sorry but not me, my crush is the great PARK JIMIN, the school playboy.

Well they both are the school heartthrobs and also are cousins. I was lost in my thoughts when I heard the teacher calling me.

Ms. Hang: Yeon Y/n! I have been calling you since the last minute! Where were you lost? Now answer this question!

Miss said annoyed as this wasn't my first time. I looked at the question she told me to do in the board. I saw the board filled with chemistry equations which I couldn't even properly understand. The question mam asked me was the chemical symbol of gold. I knew I had learnt it before but my brain always gives up on me in the perfect second.

I slowly hit Jungkook with my leg hoping he'll know the answer. He slowly took his pen and wrote 'Au' in his book. I smiled and looked at mam hoping she didn't see me peeking in Jungkook's book.

Ms Hang : So what is the answer Y/n?

I smirked and told the answer but instead of saying A, u as letters I said Au like we say Aww. Believing what I told was correct I sat down in my seat smiling. I looked at Jungkook who was sitting with a blank face and before I could ask him why he was like that, the whole class started laughing.

Ms Hang: Y/n detention after class!

I looked at her with a confused and angry face. I looked at Jungkook who was trying his best not to laugh.

Ms Hang: Silence!

She said as the whole class got silent and mam continued her lesson.

Y/n: YAH why were you all laughing? I told the answer you gave me!

I told to Jungkook in a whisper yell way.

Jungkook: *chuckles* Dumbass it is A, u not Au.

He said and broke into a small laugh while I got red in embarrassment. UGHH my stupid brain, I cursed at myself.

Soon after a while the class finished which was the last of today's schedule. I went out of the class with Jungkook.

Jungkook: Wow atlast the boring class finished!

He sighed in relief as I chuckled.

Y/n: *sigh* I still got my detention...wait today is Friday right? I will come to your home by 6:00 as usual.

Jungkook: Yeah your detention ends at 6:00...Don't worry i'll wait for you outside the school.

Y/n: Thanks Kookie!

Jungkook: You owe me today's snack for helping you tho...

Y/n: Ugh ok ok!

You must be confused right? Well every Friday, I and Jungkook have a game night and we spend the night together. I live alone and my parents trust me with Jungkook because they know him since little. And his parents are abroad like mine due to business works. We both are also family friends.

I walked into my detention class which is one hour long. The class was boring as usual but I spent some time in learning because I don't want to fail and continue the same grade one more year without Kookie.

*Time Skip - After one hour*

I was hella tired after the detention. I walked out of my school and saw Jungkook sitting in his bicycle holding his phone is his hand. I walked closer and waved infront of him.

Y/n: I'm back! Come on let's go to your home and don't waste time.

He slid his phone in his pocket and sat on his bicycle meanwhile, I went towards my bicycle and sat on it. We both talked and rode the cycle towards his home. In between the ride we stopped by a convenience store and bought some stuffs to which I payed for.

We both parked our cycle infront of his luxurious home and went inside. His cousins, the BTS brothers visits us sometimes but today all of them were busy so it's just me and him in this home. As soon as we went in he plopped onto the couch and on the A/c with the remote. I closed the door and went next to him.

Y/n: Yah! Your sweating don't sit on the couch.

Jungkook mockingly said ' Yes mom' and went to his room. He came out of his room which was upstairs and shouted to me who was still downstairs unpacking the foods we bought.

Jungkook: Muffin I will bath and come ok? You also go fast!

Y/n: Okay!

I replied as I walked to the guest room which normally is used by me. I went and took out a pair of clothes and went to take a bath in the guest room's bathroom. I visit here every week so I keep a pair of extra dress here.

After the bath I wore:

I happily went to the kitchen to take ramen. I saw Jungkook had already started making the ramen for us.

Jungkook: What made you so late?

Y/n: I was-

Jungkook: shh shh I know I know you don't want to play games with me.

He dramatically said and wiped his imaginary tears. Aish he and his dramatic ass. I went and playfully hit his back earning a whine from him.

Jungkook: Ahh Y/n! I am not a baby anymore!

Y/n: Your still my cute Kookie now give me my ramen.

I said looking at the pouting Kookie and took a cup of ramen from his hand. I walked towards the gaming room where we spend the whole night. Okay maybe not whole night. I saw him following me with his ramen in his hand.

I went and sat on the ground taking the controller in my hand. Jungkook on-ed the game and sat next to me taking his remote in his hand.

Jungkook: Today I will win for sure.. Wanna bet?

He said while smirking. I smirked at him back and said..

Y/n: Yeh and if I win I will eat your fried chicken.

He smirked again and replied.

Jungkook: As you wish my lady but if I win you should confess to Jimin.

I blushed.

Y/n: Y-yah Isn't that t-too much?

Jungkook: No and now the game starts!

Without letting me speak or give a break he started the game. After some minutes of competing with each other he won. He jumped and stood up.

Jungkook: Yes! Now as we said....

He said and smirked.

Jungkook: Do it tomorrow or I will say It infront of the whole class including JI-MIN-SSI.

He stressed the part Jimin-ssi to make me feel a bit terrified.

Y/n: Y-yah isn't that blackmailing?!!

Jungkook: No, that's how a bet works.

He said and smirked again making me kinda annoyed.

Y/n: O-ok I will do it tomorrow now stop your smirks before I dislocate your jaws....And you know if I say I will do it so be good if you don't want to look ugly within a night.

He gulped knowing I will very well even kill anyone if they mess with me. I internally chuckled seeing his reaction which never fails to make me laugh.

After an hour full of fun, hunger, mess and stupidity, we took a break.

Jungkook: Hah I win again!

Y/n: Yeh yeh, omo it's 10 already! Let's take a break. I will go and take my chips and come.

Jungkook: U-uh yeah i'll just go to my room and come within a minute. If I am late don't wait for me and start the game or eat your snacks.

I hummed and walked towards the kitchen opening the chips packet and pouring it into a bowl. I took the bowl and a bottle of sprite in my hand and headed towards the gaming room. I kept the bowl on the ground with the bottle of sprite. I just stood waiting Jungkook seeing him being late AGAIN. It is weird how everytime I come over he goes to his room secretly for a break and comes after 10 mins.

This time my curiosity took over me so I walked towards Jungkook's room which was upstairs. I slowly climbed the steps carefully because the whole house was dark and only the small light of the chargers and wifi were visible. I was infront of his room which was closed. What he forgot is that it wasn't locked. I slowly kept my ear to the door to hear any possible conversation or call he might have.

I went closer to the door and heard some weird noises. WAIT did I hear him moaning? No no no no Y/n you're just overthinking, he is my innocent Kookie. But soon I heard some sucking noises. My heart just dropped thinking is this my Kookie doing secretly every night? After some minutes of making sure I'm not dreaming or hallucinating, the sucking noises stopped. I heard him whining just after that. What is he even doing there? Does he have a girlfriend? No no it's impossible.

Jungkook: I love you more than all of my fake wife's.

Freaked out, I burst open the door and saw his hand on the ground , behind the opposite side of the bed. So I ran and crawled over the bed expecting a surprise as I came on at the end of the bed, where I could see Jungkook from the top. I froze and so did he as I saw him frozen between a passionate kiss between him and a BANANA MILK???

Y/n: What da fuk-

Without any reply he just pushed me out of the room and said,

Jungkook: Y-Y/n just go and sleep in the g-guest room, iIll see you tomorrow, goodnight!

He said at a high speed and shut closed the door infront of my face. I knew he was kinda embarrassed and I went to the guest room laughing my a** off.

*The next day*

I and Jungkook were back at the convenience store to buy our daily stuffs like we do in every weekend.

Y/n: I just can't believe you loved a banana milk-

Jungkook: Oh shut up this is the 57th time I am hearing this from you!

Y/n: I thought you had a girl in your room but it was a banana milk- ahahaha

Jungkook: *sigh* 58!!

Y/n: Ok ok i'll stop.

I said and walked over to the dairy section and took some banana milk for him.

Y/n: Here a free gift for you from me.

I said as i gave him a banana milk bottle in his hand. He smiled cutely with his bunny face showing me his happiness.

Y/n: Wait, do you take Miss Banana milk as yours for the good and blah blah until death?

I said mocking an old man's voice, jokingly and Jungkook replied proudly.

Jungkook: Yes I do..

Y/n: Do you take Mr. Jeon as yours for the good and blah blah until death?

Banana milk: ...

Jungkook: I'll take that as a yes.

Y/n: Now you may kiss the bride.

I said as I tried my best not to laugh. Soon enough Jungkook smiled and smashed his lips onto the lid of the banana milk, drinking it as he again said.

Jungkook: I love you more than all of my fake wives whom I give my fake love.

Y/n: Wait I heard that yesterday too...Who are your fake wives?

I asked confused.

Jungkook: Oh they're just the other milks in my house.

Hearing that I laughed hard and fell onto the ground and got stares from random people next to us.

*Meanwhile in the Jeon House*

Hobi: Jungkook-ah I'm back

Hobi said as he was tired from his part time job in which he had a night shift last night. He walked towards the fridge to take his fave drink out but....

Hobi: WHO IN THE HELL TOOK MY SPRITE!!!!!!

*Meanwhile in the fridge*

The other milk sitting in the fridge: *scoff* He called me his fake wife....I'm so sick of this fake love....Why we still here....Just to suffer...