218 The Real Tea Party
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8 extra Chaps on Patreon as of rn. Also, WTF! Are you guys joking? A vampire smut fic is second? is this a joke? Deadass, I'm disappointed. Like we should be first and now theres a Vampire garbage fic ahead of us.
You better fix it.
-Monkeyđ
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Everybody went silent and Morgan almost drooled, the ground shook as a giant man walked over with his entire crew, ready for war. Kaido growled "You didn't fucking invite me?!" Linlin said "As you can see, I didn't invite anyone, you fucking oaf." Whitebeard sneered "Who wants you here anyway?"
Shanks signaled his crew and they got ready, Hiro looked at Kaido and said "We're all here, do you have to shout? Are you a dog? Stop barking." Kaido was angry, very angry, he shouted "You damn brat! You still talk to me like this!?" he took his Kanabo and added "I didn't come to talk!"
He slammed it down on everyone and Hiro raised his arm, saying "Good. I need a punching bag." he jumped up and blocked the mace before throwing it upwards. Whitebeard chuckled and said "So it's really starting now?" Linlin waved saying "I've been waiting. Go."
Her kids surrounded the plaza and she grinned "When you're all gone, I will be the Pirate King!" Kaido roared "You bitch!" Hiro said "You have more to worry about, doggy." he punched out and blasted Kaido across the plaza. Garp sighed "I'm too old for this." Whitebeard and Rayleigh laughed and said "Agreed."
Shanks waved saying "Take 'em down, I was just getting used to the atmosphere." Zerotwo was just sitting there quietly and eating the sweets that were on the table. One of Linlin's kids pointed a gun at her head and said "Don't move." Zerotwo was covered in candy bindings and looked at them, sighing "I just wanted to enjoy the sweets..."
She looked behind her and said "You forced me to move, remember that." the candy exploded and Zerotwo grabbed the woman's face, slamming her into the ground, shattering the plaza and making a crater in the ground, shaking the entire island.
Zerotwo kicked the woman into the long tongued guy saying "Now my mood is ruined." she blocked a flying Shigan from Stussy and looked at her. Stussy smiled and Zerotwo smiled back before punching the air and blasting a flying fist Shigan.
Stussy jumped away and dodged saying "Looks like you're not useless after all." Zerotwo giggled and flashed behind Stussy, whispering "Don't you know? I'm stronger than my husband." Stussy's eyes widened and Zerotwo axe-kicked Stussy into the ground before shooting her leg down and sending Linlin flying.
She clicked her tongue and said with a straight face "So annoying."
There was chaos everywhere
Whitebeard smashed his fist once and blasted a group of Kaido and Big Mom goons flying, Garp was eating rice crackers and watching as people came at him, he punched one kid flying off the island and disappearing, after that nobody came to him.
Rayleigh slashed people away, Shanks did the same, unleashing his Conqueror's and knocking the weak people out. Whitebeard grinned and released his own, making sparks. Kaido and Linlin came back and used their own, Rayleigh released his for fun.
There was a 5 way fight going on and the ground started shaking as sparks lashed out wildly, tearing at the ground and people. The ones who were still awake jumped out of the way from the damage in fear.
Morgan was already far away and snapping pictures with an intoxicated face.
Hiro looked at the group and appeared behind Kaido, he slammed his head into the ground and grabbed his ankle before lifting him up and slamming him into the ground. Kaido roared and transformed into a giant dragon, he opened his mouth and fire bubbled up.
Zerotwo appeared over his mouth and kicked it shut, smashing his head into the ground and making the fire explode in his mouth, she grabbed his horn and spun Kaido around before the horn broke and he went flying through several mountains and off the island to god knows where.
Hiro grabbed Linlin's face and smashed her into the ground, before punching her in the face saying "Who are you trying to plot against?! Tell me!" as he fed her punches before grabbing her by the air and flipping her over, slamming her face first into her castle, unconscious.
Her kids, that were awake, shouted "MAMA!" and ran over.
Hiro was still angry and grabbed Stussy before throwing her across the island, grumbling "Damn Government dog." as he walked back to the table. Whitebeard chuckled "Still can't figure you out, brat. How strong are you really? I still can't feel my hand."
Hiro said "You wanna find out?" Whitebeard narrowed his eyes and chuckled "Is that a challenge?" Hiro looked at Whitebeard before sighing and saying "Forget about it. I'm not going to fight a dying old man." Whitebeard frowned and saying "Are you looking down on me?"
His conqueror's exploded on Hiro, who looked at him and said "If you were in your prime, we could fight. If you weren't sick, we could fight. I can make that happen, but you don't want that. You're just like HIM." Hiro looked away as he said that, Whitebeard looked at Hiro and kept silent.
He was right, he was like him in that aspect. Whitebeard gave up and said "Whatever." Hiro walked away saying "Let's talk somewhere else." he looked up and added "You got enough, Morgan?" Morgan chuckled from his hot air balloon and said "Can I get a statement?"
Hiro said "They might as well make it 6 Emperors, or keep the 4. Two of them have been dethroned. How's that?" Morgan gave him a thumbs up and flew away. Hiro looked at the rest and said "You coming?"
Suddenly there was a laugh in the sky.
Shiki floated down and said "You damn bastards! I finally arrived!" Everyone looked up at Shiki, who felt something was wrong. He looked over and said "Eh? I'm late!? Fuck!" Hiro chuckled and flashed up, he grabbed the floating island and threw it away, saying "Fuck off, Shiki."
Shiki was sent flying along with his floating island and shouted "We're blasting off agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!" Hiro chuckled and landed on the ground smiling "Where were we?" the group shook their heads and Shanks and Whitebeard collected their crews before going back to their ships.
