55 It's called Star Magic.

Hiro spread out his hands and the debris around the city warped together, collapsing in on itself and forming into a giant spear before Hiro grabbed it and covered it in black and black ripples. He threw it with all his strength at Acnologia, warping space around the tip as it shot like a missile and smashed into Acnologia's head.

There was a dust explosion and Hiro looked at the dust before kicking the air and disappearing to the side as a beam fired out of the dust, blowing several mountains behind him into dust, leaving a circular shaped hole.

Hiro started to sweat and took out Sun, covering it in black waves and turning it pitch black. It grew into a giant pillar and he smashed it on Acnologia's head. Hiro looked at the dragon and paled as there wasn't even a single scratch on him.

Acnologia roared and smashed Sun away, it shrank and flew away, before returning to Hiro's ear. Hiro grinded his teeth and flashed above Acnologia, his hand formed a claw and he clawed at Acnologia, tearing space, sending a claw made of mana at him.

The claw hit Acnologia and did nothing.

Hiro's eyes widened and he tilted to the side, protecting his heart and head, covering his insides and outsides with Dark Blue Haki. Acnologia slashed with his wing and chopped Hiro in half, from his shoulder diagonally to his opposite waist, leaving only his arm, heart, and head.

Hiro coughed up massive amounts of blood and fell from the sky, landing on the ground. Acnologia roared and flew away, seemingly not interested in Hiro anymore.

Hiro was in the most excruciating pain he had ever felt. He slowly closed his eyes as he felt really tired. He was laying on the ground, next to the rest of his body, the cut was extremely precise and neat, even cutting his bones, leaving a smooth end on each of them.

A while later

Erza got to Clover City and was stunned at the destruction. There wasn't a city left! She was a bit angry and marched over, only to find Hiro bisected on the ground. She turned white in fear and grief, standing stunned for a long time.

The citizens came back to the ruined city and looked at Hiro in shock, Erza grabbed one and said "What happened here?!" the man said quickly "He took care of the Creature and then sent us away..." the man seemed to be terrified and Erza shook him saying "Who!? Who killed him!?"

The man gulped and said "It was a giant Dragon! It was black with blue markings! He fought hard... but he didn't do anything!" Erza threw him to the side and walked to Hiro's two pieces. She picked them both up and left with a heavy mood.

Hiro's eyes fluttered open and he mumbled "Hm? Where am I?" Erza dropped his upper half in shock as she said "A ghost!?" Hiro replied "Not yet." he looked around and said "What were you doing?" Erza replied "Burying you." Hiro was stunned and said "You just go around burying people?!"

Erza shouted "You're half a person! How was I supposed to know you were still alive!?" she started crying, Hiro was startled and said "Why are you crying?" she shouted "I thought I lost a friend! Why didn't you wake up before! I was grieving!"

Hiro looked awkward and patted her head with his only remaining arm as he said "Um.. Don't be sad? I'm all right." Erza looked at him and he looked at her, there was a silence and she laughed "That's the worst joke I've ever heard in my life..."

Hiro chuckled and looked at the other half on his body and sighed "Feels weird not having half my body." Erza dragged his lower half and held his upper half as she walked away saying "How are you still alive?" Hiro sighed and replied "Long story. Basically, I'm Immortal. At least my dick wasn't exposed, how embarrassing would that be? Hais..."

Erza coughed and said "Half a person, still a clown." Hiro said "Well, considering I almost just died. I think I'm allowed a loopy period before getting more serious. Plus, I'm completely numb. I can't feel anything, it's really fucking with me."

Erza snickered and she brought him back to the guild.

The next day

Erza brought both pieces of Hiro into the guild. Everyone was stunned and Makarov sighed, Hiro said "Hey! I'm all right!" the guild froze and Erza shook her head, everyone shouted "YOU'RE ALIVE?!" Hiro smiled and said "Fortunately, eh? Also, I completed the S-class advancement quest... but there were a few complications..."

The guild members' jaws dropped to the ground in shock, Makarov was stunned and said "You did?!" Hiro nodded and said "Rex." Rex, the strange creature, appeared and Hiro said "This is what was terrorizing the city. A civilian was praying to a totem and this thing came out of the portal, killed the man and we fought in the town."

He whistled and Rex blurred, Makarov's hat appeared in his hands, Hiro added "He's extremely fast, just ugly. I locked him down or else I wouldn't have been able to kill it. Also, it burns up in the sun." Makarov got his hat back and said "Then.. Your body..."

Hiro got serious and said "We need to talk. Alone." Makarov nodded and Erza brought Hiro to Makarov, who brought him somewhere else.

Makarov threw Hiro on a couch with his other half and said "What happened to you?" Hiro groaned "Acnologia happened." Makarov spat out his drink and said in shock "ACNOLOGIA?!" Hiro nodded and said "He flew over, I used my current strongest attacks, didn't leave a single scratch on him, and got obliterated."

He touched the other half of his body and grumbled, his hand rippled and his lower half collapsed on itself turning into a drop of blood. Hiro ate it and his flesh bubbled before sprouting new limbs. Makarov frowned and said "Did you see where he went?"

Hiro shook his head and sighed "No. He just flew away north of Clover town." as he looked at his growing limbs, at least his dick grew back to the same size as before. Thankfully.

Makarov said "That's not good." Hiro said "If he comes back, just fight him. Not really much we can do." Makarov sighed and said "I guess... Go. You passed your S-class Advancement." Hiro smiled happily and walked out of the room with a tattered rob around his waist.

[Congratulations! You've completed [Become an S-class Wizard!] Rewards: Legendary Mystery Chest, Perfected Super Soldier Serum, Gravity Fruit, 2x 20 yr Experience Tokens!]

He walked out into the guild lobby and everybody cheered, Hiro was overwhelmed and said "Relax! It was just an S-class Advancement quest..." Mirajane coughed and said apologetically "Actually it was an SS-class one... Sorry, Oni-san." Hiro was stunned and said "So I'm an SS-class Wizard??"

Makarov walked out and coughed "No. You're not strong enough to be SS class." Hiro sighed, feeling Makarov was right. If he was SS class he could've put a scratch on Acnologia... He was quite depressed he did absolutely nothing against Acnologia actually.

He celebrated with the guild and brought Isabella home, before changing into comfortable clothes and cooking her dinner, telling her a big story. When he walked out of the kitchen, Erza, Natsu, Gray, Happy, Lucy, and Zerotwo were sitting there talking happily.

Hiro felt his mouth twitch, was his house just a restaurant? Why were they talking so happily?! Did I walk into the wrong house? He put Isabella's food in front of her and slapped Happy's paw away saying "Does this look like a restaurant to you all? Come on, tell me the truth."

Zerotwo coughed and looked at Hiro with a smile, he immediately said "What do you want for dinner?"

A while later

The group left Hiro and Zerotwo's house, leaving the family inside. Hiro was playing with Isabella, scooping out dessert and putting it in front of her mouth, but pulling back as she bit down. Isabella pouted and her eyes watered looking at Hiro. He melted and fed her obediently, making her smile happily.

Zerotwo watched with a smile and said "I heard you got bisected." Hiro froze and said "It did happen..." Zerotwo hummed and held her chin in her palm as she continued "I heard you also completed the S-class advancement quest." Hiro nodded and Zerotwo smiled and added "I heard Clover Town doesn't exist anymore."

Hiro coughed and almost dropped the spoon, Isabella looked at the cake on the table with a silly look on her face. That was her cake! What the fuck!

Hiro quickly scooped up another bit of cake and fed her, seeing her tears welling up in her eyes. He cleaned the table and replied "Oh yeah? I heard you were gone for a week." Zerotwo pouted saying "It was a complicated quest!" Hiro snickered and teased "So complicated~"

She puffed her cheeks saying "Someone wants to sleep on the couch..." Hiro immediately said "Only my beautiful, smart, strong, fantastic wife could complete such a difficult and complicated task!" he waved his fist and said "Who ever doesn't think she's cute... HERETICS!"

Zerotwo burst out into a fit of giggles and Hiro smiled. She said softly "I missed you... Darling..." Hiro looked at her and she looked at him with gentle and loving eyes. His heart sped up, he loved that look.

His thoughts were interrupted by Isabella saying "Cake!" Hiro blinked and fed Isabella, looking at Zerotwo with a blush, she smiled and kissed his cheek, whispering "Tonight, you're mine~" before biting his ear and sauntering away, swinging her hips with every step.

Hiro swallowed dryly and was flustered for a long time.

He finished feeding Isabella and put her to bed, injecting the Perfect Super Soldier Serum into her little body as she slept. He confirmed that it wouldn't make her suddenly grow up like Captain America. Basically she would just grow like normal but be perfect, Hiro was thankful and kissed her little forehead before leaving the room.

He got into his room and Zerotwo was laying on her side with the sheets barely covering her naked body. She smiled seductively and curled her finger saying "Come to me, Darling~" he didn't need to be told twice and stripped, crawling into bed over her and kissing her soft lips, grabbing her ankles and pushing them next to her head as he slammed inside.

She moaned loudly and Hiro started, a period of moans and groans rang from the house, keeping up the neighbors.

A while later

Zerotwo was rested her head on Hiro's chest and had a big satisfied smile on her face. Hiro smiled and hugged her soft body, pressing it against his. He said "I missed you." she smiled "Me too." he continued "I have something for you~" as he took out the Gravity fruit.

She ate it and said "Another one?" she trembled and her eyes glazed over for a moment before coming back to normal and clicking her tongue at Hiro saying "You knew?" he chuckled and smiled cutely.

She kissed his lips and Hiro asked "What's it called?" she said "Take out the Grimoire. It's called Star Magic." Hiro took out the Grimoire and Zerotwo channeled her Mana into it. The time page and a new page lit up, the Time page turned to dust and make a pristine new page, while the new page glittered like a star.

Another page lit up and turned into a light explosion.

Hiro and Zerotwo looked at the new page in bewilderment. It was a team Magic! Super Nova Magic, but it could only be used together with 2 people who use Star and Collapse Magic. The duo smiled at each other and Hiro took out the two 20-yr tokens.

He and Zerotwo crushed them both and embraced each other, starting up again as 20 years of experience with their Collapse and Star Magic flooded into their minds.

The neighbors didn't sleep that night.