1 A deal of a deathtime

Opening my eyes I see a huge line that goes till the horizon, on this line, there are a bunch of people from different ethnicities you could find every type of person possible, but the thing that bugs me the most is the eerie silence of everyone is kinda creepy.

Looking up a see a blood-red sky the ground is dark with a red hue but this seems like it isn't bothering anyone on the line when I look left and right and I fond nothing but huge plains and other queues of people.

Having observed everything around me, for the time being, I started to come on the terms that I died, I didn't have a glorious life but it was kinda normal no major event or difficulties if I have a way to express what my life was the best word for it would be BORING, but this new situation intrigues me.

While I was thinking the line continues to move forward and I unconsciously follow them, a long time passes, at least I think so, time is kinda uncountable here.

After thinking for a long time I see on the horizon a building it kinda gives me a goth feeling all black purple and red seems to be its color, coming closer to the building I could see its entrance.

Entering the building all I see is a table with a computer a bunch o paper and a being that looks like a demon, yes demon, horns, tail, claws even bat wings. the demon noting me start to speak:

Demon: Hello my name is Drac and I'm the demon responsible for greeting new souls.

Me: Hello.

Drac: Already answering your questions, yes you are dead, yes I'm a demon and no I'm not gonna eat you.

Me: ... Okay?

Drac: you won't believe how much people keep screaming to not eat them after they see my appearance, principally those fanatic they are the worst of them. So before we start any questions?

Me: I will ask for them at the end.

Drac: Finally someone whit a brain you won't believe me how much stupidity I have to handle.

Drac: So let start with you file hmm... Good pretty standard stuff normal childhood normal adult life. Ended down here because a little accumulated small sins, your worst sin is rage huh.

Drac: So I will give you the standard speech. There are two realms for the dead heaven and hell, hell where you are right now functioning with energy extracted from the seven sins and negative emotions, we use this energy for daily use and food even this computer here is powered by this energy. heaven is the opposite they extract energy from the seven virtues and positive emotions.

Drac: both sides also offer reincarnation services we trade this energy you generate to give you a reincarnation and depending on quantity even give you some advantages. or you can simply go with the normal procedure of cleaning your soul memory wipe and BAMM next life. So witch one will you choose?

Me: Reincarnation of course.

Drac: Good, now the ground rules. First: World and Family are Randomized. Second: we can't give you absurd cheats, or powers your advantages are restricted to knowledge. Third: paying a price we can change your genetics but nothing absurd like having Byakugan when you're a civilian. So let's start the roulette to view where you will go and what family you will be born.

Drac: Oh my quite lucky. Naruto World Senju clan close to the second ninja war.

Drac: So now that you have your circumstances you can decide on your changes and advantages warning before you start demanding ultra instinct and other things we can give you the knowledge about that skill, not the skill or power itself and the stronger the skill or knowledge you gain the more you have to pay and if your balance is not enough you will have to stay one the soul refining realm where we will extract your emotion energy while you suffer, so what you have to say.

Me: I want Sage Body, Haki, and Multiverse Travel.

Drac: hmm interesting choices now what kind of body you want to have.

Me: I want the best body you could possible give the best height the best size the best talent the best possible hardware you can give me, if possible the best bloodline of the Senju clan I can have.

Drac: You know that good part of talent is mentality right? so you will be like a quantum computer with window97 as software are you okay whit it?

Me: yeah I'm okay with it.

Drac: so now that everything is decided you will go to the soul refining realm to pay for everything you asked, and after that is direct to you birth so safe travels.

*whoosh*

Drac: Next!!

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