GOD ASCENDED TO MEMEHOOD

A 60 year old man had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table he had a near death experience.. Seeing God he asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 20 years and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the man decided to have fun while his life last for 8 days, he colored his hair blonde, use gel, tatooed himself and even goes as far as registering himself as a hitman.

After his last registration, he was released from the Hitman Association. While crossing the street on his way home, he was killed by a speeding ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, he demanded, "I thought you said I had another 20 years and 8 days? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

God replied: "Holy Shit! . . . I didn't recognize you back there!!!"

"So what now? Will you revive me?"asked the man

God said"No, your body back on Earth has been squished so all I could do now is just take you in heaven?"

The man had been thinking and he thinks that he has a better idea."I have a better idea, why don't you make me a new body that could live for 20 years and 8 days then you will take me after that day, you also have to make me super strong, super fast so that I can last for 20 years and 8 days"

"I don't know...This have been my first mistake and all I could think is take you to heaven..... I mean hell" God said while pondering what to do.

"You have to let me live for 20 years and 8 days and that would be my final wish" The man said pleadingly