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Volume 1: The Misfits of Kuoh Academy

April 14, 2023

Student Council Office, Kuoh Academy

Since there was only half an hour left before classes start, Jolo decided to use this time to go and visit his good friends in the Student Council for a little chat and maybe even a match of chess with Sona. 

After their first match last chapter, or in this case a week ago, Jolo regularly went to the office before or after classes to play with Sona. Due to his constant presence in the office, the Student Council members also warmed up to him and they too became his friends.

Walking in the office, he was greeted by the sight of everybody working on several stacks of paper, and they look tired.

"Did I catch y'all at a bad time?" Jolo asked rhetorically as he leaned on the doorframe, drawing everyone's attention.

Sona sighed, not because of Jolo but because of the exhaustion she's feeling right now. "Yes, you did. Someone breached Kuoh Academy's firewall and started sending messages to the students' school email."

"Damn, that's crazy." Jolo said offhandedly. "This is the first time I've heard of this." Except it wasn't since he was the one who breached the firewall and sent those messages to the students. "What kind of messages did this hacker sent?"

"Nothing too inappropriate, only links to some YouTube videos that show offensive memes and whatnot." Sona said as she pinched the bridge of her nose. "However, there was one link that stood out. It was a link to some website called kekma.net that was only sent to the two perverts. The contents of the website are...gruesome to say the least."

"Ah yes, I've been to that website before. It was a...horrible experience." Jolo shivered. "Anyways, do you know who the hacker is?"

"No, we don't. We tried tracking their IP address, but, we reached a dead end. It was untraceable." 

"Well that's sad." Jolo muttered without any real disappointment as he was smirking internally because his plan had worked. You can't trace an IP address that is located in another universe, after all. "Will the firewall be fixed soon?"

"Fortunately, it will be fixed by lunchtime and until then, you won't see me in class." Sona replied.

"So, with all the paperwork you have to do, is it safe for me to assume we won't be having a match this morning?" Jolo asked.

"Yes, unfortunately so. But don't worry, we can have a match after classes."

"Sweet. Until classes start, I guess I could kill some time with some good old fashioned rereading." Jolo said as he reached into his backpack and pulled out a very posh and hefty book.

"Jolo Toussaint, reading a book? I thought I'd never live to see the day." Sona said teasingly.

"That's a very large book you have there Jolo." Tsubaki said as she eyed the book, her eyes widening at the cover.

The cover depicted what appeared to be a devastating war. In the top, the Almighty's Angels were raining down holy wrath upon their enemies down below. In the middle, black-winged Angels were fighting against their white-winged counterparts. And finally in the bottom, people with bat-like wings wielding devil tridents rising out of the fire to fight against both colored-winged Angels for supremacy.

"No shit. I had to carry this to school since it wouldn't fit in my bag until I removed all of my books and placed them on my desk." Jolo said.

"So what's it about?" Tsubasa Yura, the Rook of Sona Sitri, asked, being one of the only ones not to see the cover.

"It's a book on Christianity, although this books tells of a story I've never heard of before. Not from the Bible or any Christian books out there. It could be a work of fiction and if so, whoever wrote this must have been on drugs or was crazy." Jolo said as he flipped a page, everyone's eyes drawn to a picture.

The picture was of two men fighting. One was a man with long, overflowing blonde hair, wearing white and gold robes with twelve golden wings on his back while wielding a flaming sword. The other was a white-haired man with two red horns on his head and wearing a black and red armor with twelve bat-like wings on his back, growling at his opponent.

"Not gonna lie, this is honestly better than the Bible. The Archangel Michael and the Devil himself having a 1v1 was one of my favorite parts. You can really see the hatred on Luci's face as he's facing his former brother." Jolo said, gazing at the picture. "The Three-Way War between the Angels, their Fallen brothers, and the Devils is either a work of fiction or an actual event kept hidden by the Vatican."

As if on cue, there was complete and utter silence in the room after Jolo had said that. Every occupant of the room was looking at him with barely-hidden shock and nervousness. All according to cake.

"However, even if this was cool, the whole war itself is pretty dumb. I mean I get the whole "world domination" excuse, but in reality it's just one big dick measuring contest to see who has the biggest stick. Especially the part about the two dragons."

"E-Excuse me, but did you just say, dragons?" Sona asked with a stutter.

"Yeah, the two Heavenly Dragons. The Red One and the White One. They just fight each other because they're supposedly natural enemies, there's no definite reason at all. This book doesn't say anything about why they're fighting. Either the author forgot about it or they're just dumb. And another thing. Where is the Black One, huh? If there is a White Dragon then there should be a Black Dragon. Whoever wrote this is racist, and not the good kind." Jolo ranted, acting oblivious as to why everyone is so nervous. 

Playing the part of someone entranced with the story but doesn't believe it, Jolo returned back to the topic. "So yeah, these two dragons are fighting and shit, and they got in the middle of the war. Hundreds of soldiers were getting killed left and right. So the Three Factions called a truce to deal with the dragons. Hundreds of lives lost later, Big G, or God," The mere mention of his name caused headaches for the Devils. "as he is known, went to the battlefield himself, slayed the dragons, and used their souls as cores for this Sacred Gears thingies, artifacts bestowed to random humans." 

He then flipped a page, showing an image of two dragons having a 1v1. He then flipped it again to show a man with white robes, but his face was just a blinding light, holding two orbs, one red and one white.

"What pisses me off about this scene is that Big G could've stopped all of this had he dealt with them earlier, but instead, the fucker chooses to sit back, relax, and munch on some goddamn popcorn instead of saving his children." Jolo said with venom in his voice. While he too has caused the deaths of millions, he wasn't one to get his men killed to gauge the enemy's strength. He'd up and save them by nuking the enemy instead of sitting back. Even if he was raised as a Catholic, his faith in God was nonexistent, and this was a good reason out of many as to why.

Breathing slowly to calm himself, Jolo coughed. "Sorry about that. Let's move on. So the story ends with the Four Devil Kings, Lucifer, Leviathan, Beelzebub, and Asmodeus killed, and while it may sound like a win for the two other factions, it wasn't. They lost a lot of their manpower and couldn't afford to fight anymore so they signed a non-aggression pact with one another, ending the war. The end." He finished as he closed the huge book. Looking at everyone, he can safely say that his plan worked of without a hitch.

"That sounds absurd. There's no way that could've happened." Sona said, trying to play it off as mere fiction.

"Hmm." Jolo looked like he was deep in thought, rubbing his chin. "Maybe you're right. I mean, even if they were real, it's not like my boi Lucifer to die just like that. Maybe he would've survived, and started running a bar in L.A. while banging police chicks." Jolo said thoughtfully.

Everyone sweatdropped at that thought.

"Where did you even get that book anyways?" Sona had to ask.

"From a bookstore." Jolo vaguely said, although he wasn't lying. He did get it from a bookstore, just not from the human world.

"Where exactly?" She asked, her tone more interrogative.

"Why are you so pushy about this? It's just some storybook I found. If you want this book, then you could just borrow it from me. I'd happily lend it to you." Jolo responded.

Realizing she was being too pushy about this, Sona coughed and apologized. Jolo waved it off, saying that it was fine and he wasn't offended. The normal atmosphere soon returned afterwards as Jolo conversed with Sona and her peerage. When he saw that it was almost time for his first class, he bid them farewell and left the office.

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It has been about two weeks since the Misfits arrived in Kuoh and they had already garnered such an...unexpected reputation. For their beauty, Kate and Chelsea were made the third and fourth Great Ladies of Kuoh Academy.

Chris was called the Lazy Ice King of Kuoh Academy for his, you guessed it, laziness, but also for his attractiveness and his intelligence despite not putting any effort in classes. Adrian was dubbed the White Knight of Kuoh Academy because he was extremely talented in swordsmanship and often joins the Kendo Club as a guest member during their practices. 

Needless to say, both of them got at the top of the charts for most likeable men in the Academy to the girls, alongside Yuuto Kiba, the other Prince of the Academy. 

As for Jolo, he was called the Chaos King of Kuoh Academy for what would be known as one of the most funniest shit to ever happen in Kuoh ever since they're arrival. You see, it all started when Jolo went to the janitor's closet and found a mop and a bucket, and well...

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Flashback

Hallway, Kuoh Academy

In a normal day, in a less than normal week, in an even lesser than normal month in Kuoh Academy, the students were just having their typical school day until...

"ASSAULT VEHICLE ACQUIRED, MOTHERFUCKERS! OUT OF THE WAY!" Jolo, who was wearing military gear for some reason, yelled as Adrian and Kate were chasing after him. The students soon jumped out of the way to make sure they don't get hit by the "assault vehicle".

Said assault vehicle looked a little something like this:

Adrian: "HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?!" 

Kate: "I DON'T KNOW! I JUST SAW CHRIS AND JOLO GO INSIDE THE JANITOR'S CLOSET FOR A SECOND BEFORE CHRIS YEETED THE BUCKET WITH JOLO IN IT!"

Adrian: "JOLO, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!"

Jolo: "I WASN'T, YOU BOOMER!"

Adrian: "WE'RE GONNA HAVE A LONG TALK WHEN WE GET BACK HOME!"

Jolo: "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, FUCKERINOS!" He cackled madly as the two just kept chasing him around. Meanwhile, some students were laughing at what was happening while others were just bewildered at what they saw.

Flashback Ends

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Class 3-A, Kuoh Academy

Yes, Jolo getting a janitor's bucket and riding it around school like a lunatic while calling it an assault vehicle was how he got that title. He had, somehow, gained the respect of every student in the school. Gen Z, am I right?

To make them stand out even more than a Black guy in Sweden, they didn't even need to wear the school's uniform, which was required for all students. All thanks to Jolo winning in a chess match against Sona, for which the condition of victory was that they didn't have to wear the uniforms.

"'Sup, Rias." Jolo said as he sat down in his seat. Like with Sona, he had developed a close friendship with the other Devil heiress in Kuoh. 

"Good morning to you too, Jolo. How are you doing today?" Rias asked, flashing her smile. Aside from their obvious friendship, the two also play a little game where one of them tries to embarrass the other. On the back of the class was a board with Jolo's and Rias' name written on there, along with another name, with vertical lines written under said names to denote how many points they have. So far, Jolo was the only one to have points under his name.

"Fine, I guess. Couldn't have a match with Sona earlier because of the whole firewall breach." Jolo said as he sat down in his seat and sat his school bag by his side.

"Ah yes, now I remember. I heard that they couldn't find the hacker. Shame, I wish I could've given them a piece of my mind for that video tutorial on how to implant silicone in my breasts that they sent me." Rias said with righteous anger in her voice, and she had every right to be. 

Meanwhile, Jolo was just nodding in understanding on the outside but was laughing like a madman on the inside. 

"Anyways, it's quite unfortunate that you two didn't get your match. What's the score now? 13 to 12 if I recall, in your favor." Rias said with a bit of amusement in her tone. She was annoyed at how Sona was always able to beat her in chess. Now she gets to have a taste of her own medicine.

"Mhm. You know you could always try to distract her while she's in the zone. I remember last week when I was able to beat her because I distracted her for a bit."

"Really? What did you do to distract her?" Rias asked, curious as to what is able to distract her best friend while she is in the zone.

"I started describing my penis." Jolo said, just as the class took that exact moment to become silent, causing everyone to look at him. Adrian facepalmed. Rias smirked and covered her mouth in order to try and hide her chuckling.

"Really? You all had to choose that exact moment to be silent?" Jolo deadpanned.

"Ara, ara. This seems like an interesting conversation." Someone said as they sat on Jolo's desk, causing Jolo to look to the side and see one Akeno Himejima.

"Really?" Adrian started, joining the conversation. "The day's just starting and the first thing you talk about is your penis."

"What do you expect? It's me you're talking about." Jolo said it as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. Adrian opened his mouth to say something, before closing it and thinking about it, before he sighed in acknowledgement.

"And speaking of penises, has any of you seen Candice today? She was supposed to be here." Jolo asked.

"Candice? Who's that?" Rias asked curiously but regretted it the instant she saw the grin on Jolo's face, who was laughing like a madman on the inside.

"Not again." She heard Adrian mutter exasperatedly under his breath, making her regret her decision even more.

"Who else? Candice dick fit in your mouth!" Jolo said as he cackled madly, and Adrian just facepalmed harder. Meanwhile, everyone else in the room just looked at him like an idiot. 

The target of the joke turned to the joker's brother. "How you deal with him is beyond me, Adrian. You have my condolences." Rias said with a playful smirk. The white-haired boy smirked back.

"Why thank you, Rias. It's a very hard job being this moron's brother, especially since I'm stuck with him for all of eternity. It's like dealing with an offensive monkey with a severe mental illness and a penchant for offending other monkeys." The image of Jolo as a monkey made everyone laugh. Although it might've sounded like a malicious insult, it was nothing more than tease from one brother to another. 

"Oh piss off, Count Cuntula. It wasn't even funny!" Jolo said as he got fake depressed. After a little bit, everyone went back to what they were doing while waiting for class to start and Jolo was knocked out of his fake depression as he felt a pair of squishy things land on his head.

"No need to be so depressed, Jolo-kun. If you want, there are certain ways we could cure that depression right now." Akeno's seductive voice tickled his ear.

His fake depression was gone in an instant and was replaced by amusement and slight arousal. "Oh, what kind of ways?" He asked, his voice becoming husky and erotic.

"You know, those ways." Akeno seductively whispered into his ear.

Jolo then stood up from his chair and wrapped an arm around Akeno's waist, pulling her closer to him. "Ah yes, those ways." He replied, his voice equally seductive.

"Jolo..." Rias' voice called out, a dangerous edge to her voice.

A smirk made it's way to his face as he turned to the glaring redhead, having her right where he wants her. "My, my, is that jealousy I hear in your voice?" Jolo asked, smugly.

Rias scoffed. "Your ears might be clogged because I am not jealous nor do I sound jealous." She said as she crossed her arms.

"Oh really? Hime, dear, does my ears deceive me or does Rias sound jealous to you?" Jolo asked his now partner-in-crime, who relished in the obvious jealousy in Rias' voice.

"Your ears are working fine, dear, 'cause she sounds very jealous to me." She then added as she leaned into Jolo. "There's no need to be green with envy, Rias. I wouldn't mind if you join our little fun time. After all, what kind of best friend would I be if I didn't let my friend join in on the fun?" Akeno was the third player of their little game who was often on Jolo's side since she loved embarrassing Rias, although she'd always end up losing to the raven-haired boy as well. "You wouldn't mind, right, Jolo?"

Jolo nodded, that smug smirk never leaving his face. "Of course I won't mind. Besides, three is certainly better than two." Jolo stated, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively.

"Aren't you being a bit hypocritical, Jolo? You once told me how much you hated it when students make out in the classroom." Adrian pointed out.

"First of all, they're them, and I'm me. Second, who says we're gonna do it here? We're gonna go the janitor's closet, baby!" Jolo said gleefully.

"What's it with most men and having fantasies about fucking in the janitor's closet?" Adrian asked in confusion and genuine curiosity.

"It's just a thing with men. If you haven't had a single fantasy about the janitor's closet then you're gay as hell. Anyways," He then turned to Rias, who looked deep in thought. "about our offer?"

Figuring this might be her opportunity to finally beat him, she decided to play along. Standing up and putting Jolo's arm in between her breasts, she said. "I suppose that idea doesn't sound half-bad." Rias said, batting her eyelashes.

"If that's the case, then follow me ladies. Let me take you to paradise." Jolo said as he started walking off with them, everyone's eyes following them. By now, it was more of a game of chicken than anything else.

"So is no one gonna bet against Jolo again?" Adrian asked the rest of the class, who all shook their heads. They learned their lesson from the last experience. Last Wednesday was when their little game started and everyone but Adrian bet on Rias and Akeno. Surprise, surprise, the new guy actually won and everyone ended up giving Adrian their money. Ever since that day, they learned not to bet against Kuoh's number ome sought-out guy. "Good. That means you lot aren't idiots."

Just as they reached the door however, their teacher chose this exact moment to make his entrance. "And where do you three think you're going?" The teacher said as he raised an eyebrow.

"We were about to go have a threesome in the janitor's closet." Jolo said bluntly, causing Rias and Akeno to blush while the teacher just facefaulted.

"You can't be serious." The teacher said, giving him a disbelieving look.

"The bulge in my pants says differently." Jolo once again stated bluntly, causing Akeno and Rias' blush to deepen.

"Just go back to your seats." The teacher said as he groaned and the bell signaling the start of the class rung.

"Heh, another win for me." Jolo said with a grin as he, Rias, and Akeno walked back to their respective seats.

A student made his way to the back to add another point under Jolo's name.

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The day passed by quickly for everyone. At this point, everyone was used to the Misfits' usual shenanigans to the point that they have integrated it as a part of their everyday lives.

During a science experiment gone wrong, the science lab was blown to bits. By mixing G Fuel, diesel, and twelve cans of Monster Energy, Chris was able to create an explosion that absolutely destroyed the science lab. No one knew how that worked nor did they try to know how that worked since the price for knowing such a thing was their constantly degrading mental health.

Meanwhile, Chelsea kept throwing dildos at students while wearing an invisibility cloak 'cuz she was bored. Kate was just in the library as this was happening, being a nerd and all. Out of all the Misfits, Adrian favored Kate more since she was more level-headed and responsible, unlike most of them.

Another Misfit was also in the library, that Misfit being Adrian himself and he was tutoring a certain First Year he had befriended. I'm sure ya'll know who I'm talking about.

His twin, meanwhile, was finally having that match of chess with the President. And of course, he won. Enough said.

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Class hours ended a few hours later and the Misfits were walking back to their home.

"For the last time, I'm not a lolicon!" Adrian exclaimed, losing all calm and control as he shouted at Jolo. The aforementioned twin only rolled his eyes.

"Why do you keep on denying it even when you got caught red-handed?" Jolo retorted. 

"I was just tutoring her, you perverted idiot!"

"Right, I've seen enough of Teacher Fucks Teens to know where this is going."

"Are you serious right now?! She's a minor for God's sake!"

"Just your preference."

The two then continued arguing with each other. Chelsea just giggled at their little quarrel, Kate just sighed, and Chris was just ignoring them.

Kate had told Jolo on how she found Adrian tutoring the school's mascot in the library and of course, Jolo used this as ammunition against his twin, who could only dodge the bullets for so long.

As he ignored his two brothers' bickering, Chris then spotted something, or more specifically, someone by the bridge.

Isami Hyoudou, one of Kuoh's Second Year students, was talking with a girl from a different school. He had to give the girl some credit, she played the cutesy act very well while she was asking the pervert out.

"Excuse me, you're Isami Hyoudou from Kuoh Academy right?"

"Yeah?" Isami replied to the girl and asked. "Is there anything I can help you with?"

"Well, sort of. I'm sorry if this is sudden but are you single?"

"Yeah. Why?"

"That's wonderful! Then, can you b-be..." The girl stuttered before continuing. "Will you be my girlfriend?"

The other four Misfits converged around Chris as they watched the two until they separated. Managing to get the time and date that their date will take place, they flashed grins at each other as this can only mean one thing.

Shit was about to get crazy.

Isami, for her part, was on cloud nine since she had finally been asked out by a girl. While males were hotter, girls were hot too, so she didn't have any problem about this date. She then spotted her best friend in their group and decided to greet her and tell her the good news.

"Hey Chelsea!" Isami waved.

"Isami!" Chelsea greeted and hugged her friend. "You're quite quirky this fine afternoon! Did something happen that I should know off?"

"Yeah! I actually got asked out, by a girl!" Isami exclaimed.

"Oh really! I'm so happy for you! Is she from our school?" Both Chelsea and Isami don't really care about the gender of who they date. The former because she doesn't really care who she is with, and the latter because she knows no male would ever like her.

"No, she's from another school, her name is Yuuma Amano!" Isami then began telling her how Yuuma looked like and Chelsea squealed. Meanwhile, the Misfits were deadpanning at them. 

'We are being ignored.'

Jolo then coughed to get their attention. "So this is the friend you were talking about?" Jolo asked.

"Yup, this is Isami. Isami, I'm sure you already know my siblings so there's no need for introductions."

"Um, hi." Said friend only greeted and waved nervously. I mean why wouldn't she be nervous? She was literally meeting and talking to the most popular students in her school!

As if sensing her nervousness—it was obvious to everyone—the Misfits chuckled, making her more embarrassed. "Don't be so nervous, kid. We're not gonna bite." Chris assured the girl.

"Yeah, we're not vampires or anything of the sort." Kate said amusedly.

"Sorry about that. It's just that you guys are like celebrities in our school so I'm sure you could understand why I'm so nervous."

"Understandable." Adrian said with a smile.

"Well, you have nothing to be nervous about. You're our sister's friend, so that makes you our friend too. If you need any help, call us, and we'll be there in a heartbeat." Jolo said with a wink. Isami blushed.

After some light chitchat, Isami said her goodbyes and started excitedly running back to her house. Elated by the fact that she's going on her very first date on Sunday. As she moved out of earshot, Jolo asked his siblings a simple question with a grin.

"So we up for stalking on Sunday?"

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Published: April 4, 2024 (on Webnovel)

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