TG: 7 : Guerilla tactics
Hmph.
Today is the day we draw out the so called 'widower' ghoul.
I have to use maximum rizz on receptionist lady after rejecting her a couple days ago.
So far Mado has gathered evidence suggesting very heavy that the ghoul is a younger female. He is not sure of her motive but we will find out once we catch her.. Or kill her..
Well whatever happens I'm sure It wont be an issue.
*ahem*
Back to my rizz plans.
I will just ask her out like a civilized human. Then scare the shit out of her with the ghoul attack. Itll be funny as fuck.
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I get dressed in my nice clothes, the ones not stained in blood, and head to the CCG HQ. Say that 10 times fast huh.
[A long and boring walk later.]
Phew.
I need to buy a place a little closer but shits expensive, not California bad but still rough.
Scandinavia gotta be top tier living.
Fucking varangians know how to run a society.
And I am blabbering again bruh.
Well time to attempt speaking to a female.
Absolutely terrifying.
I walk into the beautiful white building and approach the desk where the woman sits and types, she glances at me and then ignores me immediately.
Damn she probably despises me now.
I tap on the glass with my free hand.
"Hey. I am sorry about a couple days ago. I didn't think before I spoke."
She looks up at me and sighs.
"Fuck off prick."
Ahh
[Rizz: -10000]
Well shit.
What am I going to do now?
I actually have to find a real person that I dont want to do a little trolling on.
Motherfuckers wont let a man be pranking.
I stand still for a moment and the woman continues ignoring me.
Fucking hell.
My master plan comes crumbling before my eyes. I could always use a prostitute.
That would be kind of pathetic.
Well I am itching for some more coffee and maybe some tiramisu so I will just hang out Anteiku while I think of what to do.
I exit the building and begin walking to Anteiku wich is decently far from here so its gonna be a second.
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*jingle*
I duck my head lightly as enter the quaint cafe. A boy with black hair and an eyepatch sweeps up some broken plates.
He looks up to me and smiles.
"Welcome sir!"
From behind the bar table Touka comes out and waits a moment as I sit down.
"Same as usual."
She nods and begins whipping up my coffee.
A man with light brown hair approaches Kaneki
"Dude. That's the 5th plate you dropped."
"I'm sorry Nishio."
"Pathetic."
Kaneki hastily sweeps the broken plate.
"Hey man. Cool it with the douchery."
I call out to Nishiki and he turns and scowls at me.
"And who are you? Some loser bastard?"
"If I'm a loser your the entire comedy cinema buddy."
"YOU FUCKIN' SHIT!"
Touka intervenes but he goes for a punch.
His hand slams into my palm and I hold his punch shakily.
"Stop dude, you are making a fool of yourself."
The young boy backs off and stares daggers at me.
"Nishio, can you go one day without getting pissed off!"
Touka scolds him, throwing a wet rag at him.
"HE WAS THE ONE GETTING IN MY BUSINESS!"
A wet rag hits his face once more.
"Okay okay. tsk.. bastards.."
A cup of coffee hits my table aswell as a cute little slice of tiramisu cake.
My favorite.
I slice a little piece off and dip it into my coffee gingerly, this is the true way to enjoy this delicacy.
"How is your mission going Sebastian?"
Touka sits on a stool, facing me.
"Oh just uh.. Horribly."
"What happened?"
She asks me, now fully interested.
"Oh. I got rejected because I rejected someone and now if I dont find someone In about 3 hours I'm boned hardcore."
Touka laughs out loud, spitting a bit of spit.
Kaneki chimes in.
"How old are you sir?"
"Uhh."
Damn I haven't thought about that it a while. With all my years combined uhhh.
"26"
"Shit you are an old man"
Nishio says, snickering.
"Have you tried talking to Uta he has a bazillion contacts?"
"I have no idea who that is."
I say, sipping my coffee.
"You want his phone number?"
"I dont own a phone."
Nishio cackles like a demon.
"MAN YOU ARE EXPIRED DUDE!"
I stand up and raise my hand at Nishio, he cowers behind a table.
"Why is this fucker freakishly tall!"
He screams out, holding a chair at me.
"You can borrow mine to talk to him."
Touka hands me her phone with his number pulled up
I click the call button and pick it up.
"Toukaaaa chan!"
An annoying femboy answers.
"Um, this isnt her I'm just borrowing her phone."
"Oh ho. Sebastian chan."
"How-"
"I know lots of things.."
"I also know what you are seeking, or who for that matter."
"I will send the girl to Anteiku in a little bit."
"Why are you helping me Uta."
"Hehehe I couldnt pass up helping a cute boy like you~"
I end the call.
There was a weird sexual tension in his voice that gave me goosebumps and I honestly was tired of feeling that.
Touka looks at me as I hand her phone back.
"Yes I know, he is a fucking weirdo but he is also very powerful in this city."
"Yeah he seemed a bit rapey."
"Hahah, yea."
She smiles and pockets the phone and I return to my delectable cake.
Hopefully this woman isnt a psycho. I just need her for the mission anyways so if she is a fucking creature it wont be bad.
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*jingle*
"SUP SUCKERS!'
Oh no.
It's a bruh girl.
A woman enters the room, she is pretty tall wich Is the first thing that hits me.
She has vibrant blood orange eyes and stark raven black hair put up into a messy pony tail, she has a Ningen Isu shirt and ripped up black jeans on. She smirks and looks at me.
"So you're the guy I am going to fight a ghoul with howdy partner!"
She holds her hand out to me.
I stand up and shake it.
She looks up to me in wonder.
"He was not lying. You are a tall bastard."
"Well let me introduce myself! I am Kaede Shin! Former Hwarang hybrid of the KAGO!"
My lip trembles a bit.
Whatever she just said. Half of it means nothing to me.
"I am Sebastian, Juinor CCG agent."
She smirks.
"Do you even know what KAGO is ya smug bastard!"
"No."
"Korean anti ghoul offensive, and remember it! They will be on top one day!'
"But you don't work for them anymore?"
"Yea but they are cool!"
She sits down in my seat and takes a fork from an adjacent table and begins eating my tiramisu.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!"
I scream at the top of my lungs.
"Uh. It didn't seem like you were gonna finish this."
"Y-you. you fucking fucking. Gotdamn!"
"Hehe. Oopsie."
"We need to leave."
She empties my plate and follows me as I leave the store.
"Do you already know what's going on I presume?'
"Yep, some crazy ghoul bitch eating guys with girlfriends."
I nod in affirmation.
"Well get ready because we are heading to the ward she hunts in now."
"How exciting!"
"You dont even have a weapon."
She stops and chuckles.
"I dont?"
Out of her jeans she pulls out a karambit made of some strange metal, she pulls up her long sleeve to reveal a strapped on mini crossbow.
"Wow, you really are a psycho."
"Well I cant use my kagune so this is my best choice!"
We continue walking and night takes the city. Before we enter the ward I empty my CCG clothes into a bag and put them in an alley to retrieve later.
I keep my suitcase though, that's a no brainer I literally have to have it.
"Aight let's get it."
The streets welcome us, lamps shad over small areas making it pretty ominous.
"Anytime now."
I whisper to Kaede.
She wraps her arm into mine and leans onto my back.
"What are you doing?"
"I have to make it believable you fucking retard imbecile."
This person is a dwarven warrior stuck in a Korean women's body.
"Ok just dont rub on me thats weird as shit."
"Whatever rizzler."
We keep walking steadily, acting like we are going to a destination, like a bar or something.
"tsk tsk. Little boy, you look especially delicious."
A voice calls from above.
It's her.
With a cruel thud a woman in revealing latex lands infront of us. Her breasts are almost completely popped out of a leather strap and her lower half is strapped with dainty bandages.
She has glowing red hair and a face like a supermodel.
Her eyes are black with red irises. Her arm becomes covered in a slimy green kagune.
"Little girl, run. This man is my plaything now."
"Run? You dominatrix looking bitch im gonna beat yo ass!"
Kaede walks infront of me and pulls out her karambit
"You found a feisty one Sebastian, those Korean girls always have flames inside them."
Mado walks out of an alleyway, a spiked mace in his hand.
I click my suitcase and black rose comes out.
"What the fuck! A setup?"
The widower looks around frantically her breath evident on her gimp mask.
Mado strikes first but the widower blocks his attack, a crossbow bolt lodges into the ghoul and electricity courses through her body.
She falters and I rush forward and slash my sword at her neck.
*slush*
"Ah. N-no."
Her head rolls for a few seconds.
That was a little.. Easy.
"Haha."
Mado laughs and wipes blood of his mace.
"A weak ghoul preying on drunk men. What a foolish one."
Mado looks at Kaede.
"Hwarang?"
"Former."
She replies.
"Figured, a normal woman isnt carrying ghoul incapacitors in her purse."
"You found a good one. Surely good children will be produced."
Kaedes face goes red.
"If that man ever sees me shirtless only god could save him."
Mado cackles.
"I dont want anything to do with this crazy woman."
"Well let's finish this investigation."
Mado pulls a clipboard out.
[AN]
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