17 OPM #4 Final battle
Science is epic
Its very cool.
IF I KNEW HOW TO DO IT!
I have looked at diddly little particles in a Microscope for days trying to figure out what anything means, from what little knowledge of biology I have these cells are extremely irregular and the platelets in the blood are crazily shaped. The mitochondria and protein receptors in all the cells are also working in different patterns and much quicker than normal human cells, most likely because of the added DNA of being a mutant and in turn needing more protiens and other chemicals wich normally cant be conceivably be produced within a living sapien cell.
If I were to just drink this straight up it would probably make me very sick, but not kill me.
I doubt it would mutate me. Probably just fuck my stomach acid up.
I need to separate the gene enhancing proteins from the blood without tainting it.
But how?
Time for internet.
Eh. Centrifugation?
Isolation?
What does any of dis mean im too dumby dum for this.
Chromatography?
Passing a vapor through something moving differently to purify it?
Science less do it
[A/N this is all bullshit I know nothing bout science]
I hold a small tube, inside is a small compund suspended below a thin piece of funnel paper.
I slowly pour some blood ontop and begin heating it, the blood boils and some vapor is forced downward because science.
A few clear drips pop out of the bottom into a small container, I continue this process for a few hours until I have a shot glass worth of isolated gobby-dee-goop.
Science, MWAHAHAHAHA!
I hold the little glass and swish it around. It looks healthy, smells like sugar.
Eh.
Im going to drink it.
Wait, im drinking a girls isolated mystery liquid.
What am I doing with my life.
Hol up, its a super hot girl.
*gulp*
*gulp*
"AHHH, WAA WHAT THE SHIT IT BURNS LIKE SODA!"
The liquid stops in my throat and I can feel it being absorbed into the bloodstream in my esophagus, my stomach expecting a treat gets angry, I almost puke but by pure will I hold it in.
My eyes begin to feel like anvils, my sight goes blurry.
*bang*
Pain courses through my body as I slam onto the ground.
Did I just die?
*rythmic lute playing*
"Hey, your finally awake, you were caught trying to cross the border right?"
What.
The
Fuck.
I look around see a small cart being drug by a horse, a man in leather armor steers.
I look around more and see a few bound folks.
This is a dream right?
No way I can just magically show up here.
"Oi, what were you thinking drinking that wacky jamba juice?"
Ulfric speaks through his mouth gag.
Wait what did he just say.
This is a dream, I might have killed King.
Shit.
Jamba juice, really brain? Couldn't think of anything cooler sounding than that.
"Hey, wake up already you retard"
Ralof scolds me, his eyes now bright pink.
Did I accidentally make LSD or shroom juice?
I blink and im on the floor in Kings apartment, puke and blood is spewed all over the floor.
Eh, I dont feel different.
Man I sure did piss my pants sodden though.
I peel off my moist jeans and quickly change clothes.
I get to work swiffering up the puke and chunks of what I presume to be lunch.
*sigh*
Well there goes the mutant idea.
*bzzt*
Ow, what the hell was that, did I shock myself on the sofa. Even the world is out to get me.
I sit down at the PC.
"AHHH WHADA FUCK!"
My reflection jumps out at me, infront of me is a normal looking man but when parting my hair my left eye is dark orange with a small dot like pupil.
What the shit. My eye, erm- KINGS EYE WENT ALL WONKY DIDDLY!?!
[Loading...]
[Quest displaying]
[Redemption: ☆
As King gain sometype of superhuman or extraordinary ability, be it Napalm piss or Radioactive spit, anything goes. (Note, transferred skills do not count)
Reward: [Rare passive skill] ]
[Redemption part 2 (Optional) :
As King, use your newfound abilities to become as strong as a B-rank, save 10 humans and defeat a powerful monster.
Reward: [Enhancer and/or transformation type ability] ]
(B-rank ☆)
(8/10)
(0/1)
[Congrats you have completed the quest, would you like to return, or would you like to complete part 2?]
[Note ☆ = completion]
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT MY SUPERPOWER IS!?!
[Skills for (King LVL 5) gained!]
[New trait for (King LVL 5) Half-mutant gained]
[Breaker Cannon LVL 1
Channel electricity into your fist for a limited time, releasing a violent explosion upon impact]
[Electric shuffle LVL 1
Use electricity to make yourself faster for a limited time ]
[New race obtained for (King LVL 5) Eel hybrid]
Eh?
A fucking EEL?!?!?!
Are you kidding me. Why couldn't I have been a baddassasaurus rex instead?
It's a good start, and breaker fist sounds epic. Still the system doesnt define a strong monster, I have to save 2 more people aswell, wich should be easy.
Time to patrol.
I exit my room, heading down the stairs and out into the city.
My body feels tingly now, im not quite sure if thats a positive or negative.
I folded a bandage over my eye so no one will see that im part monster.
"KYAAA!"
"THERES A MONSTA' "
Man, less than 5 minutes.
A hulking figure comes out of the building.
Dark shadows cover the street.
Is this the fight I have been looking for?
"After years of dosing on highly illegal drugs to get bigger in the gym, I have become the steroid monster! NOW DIE AND BECOME PROTEIN!"
A disgusting disfigured being made of pure muscle yanks an old man, the muscle beasts flesh is absent, only pink pulsating flesh remains.
The muscle has overtaken its face. Only a hole for eating and breathing remains.
The old mans head is quickly munched down, only blood splatters remaining.
A subtle amount of puke comes out of my mouth.
What a freakish monster.
The protein monster sets its sight on me, I take off my get up, keeping my eye wrapped.
"OOO -hooo King sama will have lots of fleshy proteins!"
The monsters flesh jitters giddily.
"ITS KING HE WILL SAVE US!"
"USE YOUR ULTIMATE MOVE KING!"
Shit.
The sirens begin blaring around me.
"Warning citizens A high level Tiger monster has been identified, please vacate the area around central mall."
Double shit.
A high end Tiger threat?
Hmph, im a might mutant, a being that's a pinnacle above humans.
I dont need to fear.
Hehehehehe.
King im about to fuck your life.
'HEY MUSCLEHEAD, PREPARE TO DIE!"
I unfold the white towel, revealing my menacing beast eye.
The protein monster seems taken aback.
My King aura is on full display now as I walk menacingly.
"Look at Kings eye, what is that?!?"
"Is he using a special ability?"
"Sh-sharingan!"
"HAVE MY BABIES KING!"
My fans cheer me on, time to beat this fucker down.
*Que epic battle music*
*Animals by Architects starts to magically play*
"King- IM GONNA EAT YOU!"
The flesh monster booms forth, shattering the ground where he stomps.
I use electric shuffle and dodge his attacks easily, I send a few normal karate strikes but they do nothing to him.
"Hehe, Monster, mutant, strongest human? You are weak under my protein!"
A kick sends me into a building.
I impact the wall but all the adrenaline in my body numbs the pain.
This is it, time to win like a badass or die like a bitch.
"RAHHHH, BREAKER CANNON!"
Waves of blue and orange electricity course over my fist, I plant my fist into the face of the fleshling, a hand grenade sized explosion sounds out.
The muscle monster lurches back a few feet but is still standing.
Damn hes still alive and im nearly out of stamina.
Time for a ultimate attack.
"Haah, weakling, is this truly an S-rank?"
"BIG POUNDER!"
The monster unleashes his own corny special attack.
I dodge narrowly as he smashes both of his hands together, attempting to squish me.
I dont have time to think as he instantly appears behind me.
"DIE!"
He goes for my neck, bringing his leg down.
I need to conserve my energy for an attack, If I use electric shuffle its over.
If I cant tank this hit im screwed.
"KING-SAMA!"
A feminine voice screams out.
Im still alive.
Wait that voice sounds familiar.
"AHH IT HURTS, MY FLESH!"
Mosquitos swarm the beast, blood runs all over him.
Thanks Mushi, time for my final strike.
I rear my fist back.
[Strong Hit] + [Breaker Cannon] +[Basic Karate]
"Hmmph, Serious strike, electric series #1 HELLSHOCK!"
My fist collides with the confused monster.
Upon impact a hole is blasted through his stomach.
"Ugh, how was I defeated?"
"Because your a pansy."
The fleshy humanoid falls to the ground.
[Redemption part 2 (Optional) :
As King, use your newfound abilities to become as strong as a B-rank, save 10 humans and defeat a powerful monster.
Reward: [Enhancer and/or transformation type ability] ]
(B-rank ☆)
(10/10 ☆)
(1/1 ☆)
The citizens cheer.
Man that was bad. If Mushi wasnt a King simp, and stalker, I'd be dead.
"KING-SAMA WE WON !"
Something soft pushes against my back. Is this the heretical embrace of a female?
Its nice but sinful at the same time.
All the girls who were watching the battle are outraged.
"KING HAS A GIRLFRIEND!?!?"
"DO I NEED TO BECOME A BUSTY MUTANT TO GET HIS ATTENTION!"
Before I can run away the press arrives, and so does the hero's association.
"Mushi you can let go."
"Oh, sorry umu."
Relief, I can breath again.
For a mosquito mutant she rocks a white t shirt and shorts pretty well.
I need to stop thinking these sinful thoughts, Mushi is for King not for me.
She's my repentance for stealing his body.
"King."
I look to who was calling me.
Its a damn hero's association director, some bald cunt I dont care to know the name of.
"Why did you play with that monster, knowing your strength a tiger level monster is a flick for you, and also WHATS WITH YOUR EYE ITS DAMN CREEPY.."
Before I can respond he turns and looks at the girl beside me.
"AND YOU HAVE A MONSTER GIRL KINK?!?!?!?"
The director starts vigorously writing new info down on a notepad.
"You dont understand."
I stop him in his tracks, he responds quickly to me.
"Dont understand what?"
"Being so powerful is boring, thats why I lock myself into an apartment and play games all day. I have decided the only way to have fun and improve is to limit myself drastically, besides there was only one casualty and there was no way to prevent that."
He tries to intervene in my monologue but I continue anyway.
"As for my eyes and those electrical abilities? I kept them hidden. Never had to use em' , but since I've weakened myself so much I had to use them."
The director stares dumbfounded.
"King you are something else. Im gonna leave, this is too much."
The director promptly gets in his black limo, and leaves.
"King-samaaaaa, you didnt deny we were together."
Mushi envelops my arm in-between her sacred endowments.
"Eh."
"I guess your cute."
Before I can continue her pupils take the form of hearts and she shrieks.
"Calm down, let's go on a date how about that."
She nods her head vigorously to my question.
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[Objectives complete, you can leave now. You may stay in this world but will be provided no benefits.]
Im waiting for a funny time to leave.
Im currently walking with Mushi back to my apartment, we ate some steaks at a diner in town for a date, she talked mostly about her interests. Those being King, cooking, and cartoons.
We arrive.
"King-sama can I really stay over tonight?"
"Yes, you father said your off the chain now that im taking care of you."
"Umu!"
The door chimes open, we sit together and watch some TV
(Cuppa minutes later, laying in bed)
Heh, this is a hillarious time to switch bodies.
[Transferring to [Main Character] ]
[Loading..]
I blink and im back in hell.
[Congrats on completing your missions!]
[Loading rewards...]
[Rare pasive skill earned]
[Uncommon transformation earned!]
[Fighting spirit LVL 1
When outnumbered you gain a 12% speed boost]
[Kaioken × ¼ LVL 1
A glowing red aura surges your body, boosting all your abilities by a factor of .25, creates a heavy toll on user at certain lengths of use.]
Eh. GOOD SKILLS FOR ONCE OMFG LESS GOO
A .25 multiplier might not seem like a lot but it could be huge.
[Multiple skills have leveled up]
[Basic Karate LVL 1 ---> 3]
[Strong Hit LVL 3 ----> 5]
[Street fighter LVL 4 --> 5]
I wonder what Kings up to.
Heh.
Hehe.
<<<<<(Kings POV)>>>>>
Ughh, what a weird dream.
I had a fantasy that I got buff, and superpowers and defeated a whole lot of monsters. Aswell as a nice goth gf b-
WHAT THE HELL!??!!
A girl in lacy black lingerie straddles my shirtless chest, she has antennas and a bug head. Her face is pretty, she also has super pale white skin, and her legs seemed to be tatooed with some black material.
If I remember from my dream this is Mushi, my bug maid waifu. BUT WHY THE FUCK IS SHE STRADDLING ME ON MY BED IT WAS A DREAM
RIGHT IT WAS A DREAM OH GOD SHE IS GONNA TAKE ME VIRGINITY MOMMY IM SCARED SAVE ME FROM GOTH GIRL!
"King- sama are you ready? Ara-ara."
NOT THE ARA ARA!?!
IT WASNT A DREAM.
It wasnt a dream.
Then what was i doing?
My body.
What the fuck.
Did god hijack my body.
Besides my bedstand a small piece of paper is folded.
"Uh, Mushi san gimme a sec!"
I reach for the paper, wich is also by a pair of black panties and a white t-shirt.
The note reads:
Oh hey King sama, sorry I hijacked your body. You can have all those memories I guess,
it was a mistake on my part. Have fun with dat Mosqussy! *winky face*.
- Interdimensional being.
What the hell.
Interdimensional being? SO IT WAS GOD?
GOD SET ME UP WITH A GIRL AND GOT ME SUPERPOWERS WHAT THE FUCK?!?@?@?!?!
A hand grasps my face.
"King-sammaaaaa, take me before I do it myself.
A now fully naked mutant begins peeling down my sweatpants.
Mommy save me.
Daddy save me.
Im scared and I have a boner.
Oh no.
"M-m-MOMMY!"
*squelch*
"KYAAH IT SHOCKED ME KING-SAMA!"
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🎵🎶"Sing us the song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright"🎵🎶
OPM- fin.
(For now.)
