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Miserable Wanderer

A massive nerd dies and gets reincarnated, his excitement gets the best of him. The first words he hear are "Get to work slaves!" When he looks around and sees grotesque figures mining with oversized pickaxes his stomach drops to his colon. [Multiverse fanfic, starting in Warframe.] "Status." [Status displaying] Race: Grineer[100%] Level: 0 Status points Available: 0 Stats: Vitality: 1 Strength: 1 Agility: 1 Intellect: .3 Mastery Rank: 0 [Inventory] Strength Quote. "USELESS DISGUSTING MAGGOT FILTHY WORM WHY ARE YOU BREATHING MY AIR !"-Councilor Vay Hek The cosmos weeps at this mans fortune. A distant "FUCK MY LIFE" can be heard Cover not mine THERE WILL BE MULTIVERSE TRAVEL JUST NOT IN THE TRADITIONAL SENSE.

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Defense

Level: 8

Status points Available: 0

Stats:

Vitality: 3

Strength: 5.4

Agility: 2

Intellect: 1.1

Mastery Rank: 0 (loser)

[Inventory]

Strength Quote.

"MAGGOT FILTHY WORM WHY ARE YOU BREATHING MY AIR !"-Councilor Vay Hek

[Skills]

[Hara-kiri]

[Strong Hit LVL 5]

[Basic Axe skill LVL 4]

[Good Frisbee throw LVL 4]

[Revolver Novice LVL 3]

[Street fighter LVL 5]

[Ratman spirit LVL2]

[Basic Karate LVL 3]

[Kaioken ×¼ LVL 1]

[Fighting spirit LVL 1]

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Zamn.

Im starting to get a lot of skills, albeit alot of them will probably be useless or power crept later on.

Fighting spirit and Craig are probably my most OP skills, one would say the kaioken is good but in reality its only about a 10% power boost that will only hurt me. The .25 is a lie, because there was never a ×1 only a ×2 in DBZ, anything less than ×2 provides highly diminished returns.

SMH.

*knock*

*knock*

"Come in."

A grineer clad in icy white armor enters my dormatory, his weird shaped helmet makes me automatically identify him as Lt.Drum.

"Lieutenant? What's wrong?"

He takes off his helmet, showing off a face similar to mine but with different scar tissue, wich should be expected. Were all clones after all.

"We have intel that a splinter group of corpus deserters are in our section."

Hmm. More deserters huh.

"How many."

Seeing as its a splinter group there cant be many.

"53, 40 footmen, 10 engineers and 3 female 'workers' ."

Holy shit.

There is like 15 of us.

Shite.

"Prepare defenses, get all the plasma cannons up, and the ramparts armed. Its time for war."

Drum smirks at my response.

"I was hoping you would say that!"

He salutes and then leaves.

If we lose I will die, I can run because then I will surely be branded a traitor and with the stalker on my back there's already too many problems amidst me.

15:50

Corpus are pussies.

Grineer are warriors. We can win.

We will win.

I suit up in my white armor, dawning my section commander helmet, wich differs from normal grineer helmets because of its larger nature and it has spikes littering the top, its made this way so if you get captured and tied up you can enable a setting with your tongue and make the spikes invert and kill you.

Yeah.

Gruesome.

When I was told how it works I vowed not to stick my tongue out while suited up.

I put ammo in my pouches, speedloader for my vasto. 80 shots in total.

I load the revolver, making sure to spin the barrel in place.

I walk out and see the soldiers at the front vigorously readying ammo.

Sergeant Gome and Lt.Drum order the grunts around, everyone is giddy and ready for a proper battle.

"Gome, how long until they arrive?"

He salutes me and then opens a screen on a device, a hologram pulls up, revealing a map of the area, red dots litter it.

"T-minus 10 Section commander!"

"Hmm. Are the guns loaded?"

"Yes sir!"

The grunts finish up and they all load magazines into their karaks in unison.

They all have their scanners down onto their helmets, searching for enemies.

The only sniper of the camp, a female grineer known as 'Wasp' calls out to us.

"Enemies spotted 700 yards out!"

I pull out my vasto and call out the the soldiers crouching on the wall.

"GET READY BROTHERS! TODAY WE KILL SOME CORPUS SCUM!"

"AWOO!" ×14

2 flamers are positioned by possible breaching points, Wasp as vanguard in the sniper tower and all the footsoldiers sit onto of the walls, a few are on plasma cannon duty and another is arming the rampart¹.

*Nyooooom*

*BOOM*

A blue bolt slams down into the courtyard, creating a crater.

"THE ENGINEERS! THEY HAVE MORTARS!"

Wasp calls out, she begins taking pot shots with her modified vectus².

Why doesn't she have a vulcan³? Eh who cares.

The grunts begin hailing bullets from their karaks.

Drum cocks his sobek⁴ and Gome quickly loads his grenade launcher.

"LETS GET BUSY!!"

I rush to the wall, taking cover as blue plasma bolts fly over me.

I peek and see 10 corpus using a rock for cover, the reinforcements are in tow aswell.

I begin taking shots with my vasto but they are 80 yard away, wich is way too far for a small barreled revolver.

The soldier besides me takes a plasma bolt to his chest and falls over dead instantly.

Damnit.

More corpus arrive and soon we cant shoot back as they supress us.

Soon all 40 of the footsoldiers are raining on us.

"GOME WHERES OUR BATTERY!?"

Gome, on the other side of the fort quickly fires a few explosives and rushes towards me.

"Sir, our plasma cannons are down, all the grineer on the frontal fortifications are dead, its you, me, Wasp, Drum and these 2 soldiers next to you."

9 of us died so quickly, our artillery is down.

"Radio for reinforcements!"

Gomes face darkens.

"Sir I tried but 3 warframes just escaped in the the southern sectors and Vor is using half our army to kill them."

Fucking christ the story of warframe had to start now?!

Im screwed.

Wait.

Craig.

I can use him as a diversion and get onto a plasma cannon, then Wasp can focus on the engineers while I draw fire.

"Gome dont be freaked out."

"Eh, Raxx why wo-"

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!"

Craig appears beside me in all his red glory.

"No time to explain."

Craig mantles over the wall and rushes down the corpus entrenchment, bullets burn holes into him but being a spirit, he cant feel pain.

I rush towards the plasma cannon and rain hell down onto the boulder, searing it raw.

I radio Wasp while shooting frantically.

"FOCUS THE ENGINEERS NOW!"

"Copy."

A small laser comes out of the gun and is put right on the head of a corpus loading a shell.

His head clanks to the ground, removed from his body.

The 9 other engineers begin panicking.

I continue shooting but soon the gun overheats and a searing pain fills my leg, Ive been hit. Badly.

A hole with burn marks on my leg. Great.

At least its cauterized.

With fighting spirit activated I can move around quickly.

[Ratman Phantom has perished, returning to world.]

[Ratman spirit LVL 2--> 3]

Damn, he tried his hardest.

I cowboy slap my vasto, unloading it over and over, but not managing to hit anything.

"Engineers are down over!"

"Copy that, Drum, Gome rendezvous with me."

"Copy"

"Copy"

We meet up and continue shooting at the corpus, at this point only one of the grunts is left. Hes out of ammo and has been reduced to just shouting names at the enemy.

"Heres my plan, You all distract them and I will sneak around to their mortar, then I will unload into the enemy, in the confusion you all rush them and blitz the survivors down."

Everyone nods to my plan

These tech wolves are nothing but puppies when their big guns are gone.

Wasp and Gome manage to take out a few but Drums sobek can barely hit them at this range.

I exit through the back entrance and rush through the woods, man fighting spirit made me fast af boii.

I circle around and enter the flatland.

I crouch and stalk up to the mortar.

The corpses of engineers who had been brained lie around me.

Ohh, would you look at that a supra vandal?

Ill be taking that.

[Inventory 5/10]

I take a shell and drop it into the futuristic cannon looking thing.

I pull the lever on the back, wich forces the hammer to strike the primer on the plasma shell.

*thunk*

*whirrrr*

*BOOOM*

*Screaming*

The shell explodes right onto the corpus bastards.

A few of them get turned into paste, most of them quickly start shooting at me.

I duck and cover behind a metal barricade.

The soldiers who are now in disarray and out in the open begin getting gunned down, now that Drum is closer his Sobek makes the corpus turn into spam ham upon impact.

Finally they are already dead.

[Congrats you killed:]

[12× corpus footsoldiers]

[Level up]

[Level up]

[Fighting spirit LVL 1 --> 2]

[Revolver novice LVL 3 --> 5]

[Level 8-->10]

I spam my points into vitality wich promptly heals me.

Phew, well most of my force died but we won so thats all that matters.

I walk back to the fort.

I meet up with the survivors.

The grunt was shot in the spine and is paralyzed so he's dead basically, other than that Drum took a hit to the side of his helmet wich only rattled him.

Wasp and Gome are fine.

"Well we won, time to bury some bodies."

Everyone now looks grim.

40 corpus is nothing to a warframe, nothing to an eximus. Hell even A ancient infested could probably take them on.

Damn Im weak.

"I will contact high command and try to get some fresh troops."

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1:Rampart: A barricaded heavy machine gun encampment invented by the grineer

2:Vectus: A .50 calibre replica of an old age weapon, originally designed by the Orokin.

3:Vulcan: Standard issue 6.5 Grineer sniper

4:Sobek: Standard issue 10 gauge grineer shotgun with a massive drum mag. Its heavy weight of 25 pounds makes it nigh unusable for any race other than grineer or tenno.

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[A/N below]

Since the main grineer crew is established here they pics. None of these pics are mine obviously cus im a talentless wretch.

Wasp

Drum

Gome

The mc looks like a generic grineer (for now kek) So no need for image just goomgle grineer commander or sumthin.

So im set on no harem.

2 girls max. So not really a harem just a weird relationship.

I know who dey gon be already so dont try to sway me.

STONES HAND EM OVER

*loads dildo with intent*

Anyways here chappym

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