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Not here to sell Dans but I know a guy who knows a guy who can talk to a guy about Selling Dans. Just break this Jade Strip and I'll come through with the supplies. At a reasonable offer that is.

He is more bizarely idiotic than a rotting fricking piece of used toilet paper that has gained immortality throughout it's cruel overworked life as the only piece of paper left during this pandemic in a countryside hillbilly family with like megatrillion offspring having to share it after being cut into multiple pieces to each of the rednecks as a family heirloom for generations to come.


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