1 Chapter 1 - I don’t even like Minecraft like that!
"Speech"
'Thoughts'
[Narration]
{Chat}
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Coming back to my computer with a can of soda and some sushi, I put my food on my desk. Sitting down, I crack open the can of soda.
*Crack*
Taking a sip of it, I put it back down on my desk. I was about to open the container holding my sushi when I heard screaming from my headset.
"Can these fuckers not shut their mouths for five minutes?!" I spoke aloud an honest question as I put my headset back on.
"START THE FUCKING SERVER!" I was berated immediately with noise the second I put the headset on. I was muted, and I was sure they didn't even know if I was at my desk.
Quickly turning on my microphone, I screamed back. "Give me a second Sceptix; let me sit down first, like, damn!" I was hosting a Minecraft server for me and my friends.
It was a rare event that I thought of on the fly. We had added the Jujutsu Craft mod and the Lost Cities mod. I had taken it upon myself to personally test it and make sure everything was right before playing.
"It's not my fault you're slow as fuck! We've been waiting here for 15 minutes, bro." Sceptix kept screaming in the background while everyone else was quie-
"Sceptix, shut the fuck up." Akira quickly spoke up. With the whole voice chat now quiet before anyone else had a chance to speak, I made sure no one else could get a word in.
"I'm done testing the server. I'm sending you all the invites so we can start." Upon telling everyone this, the voice chat suddenly came alive again.
"Finally."
"Last time I let Crimson do anything,"
"Yeah, Tomato, you suck at testing things."
"Does anyone know why he changed his username to 'The Blind Crimson Prince'? It sounds stupid."
"All of you, shut up and just join!" My annoyance was at an all-time high as I was looking through the voice chat. I didn't have two monitors, so I put Minecraft in the background.
"Omni, you're choosing Gojo, right?"
*hit*
"Yeah, aren't you going, Sukuna?"
"Yeah, I was just making sure. Actually, everyone say who they're choosing, so we don't end up picking the same person." I said this with a smile on my face, knowing this would be chaotic.
Minecraft was already chaotic, and the last time we played, someone put TNT under my house only for someone else to step on the pressure plate. I was livid. Nobody ended up fessing up to the crime, but I'm pretty sure I know who it was.
"I'm going, Gojo," Omni spoke first before anyone could get a word in.
"I'm going, Megumi." Sceptix was second, and I could hear the annoyance still in his voice from the wait I put him through.
*hit*
"I'm going Toji; you already know this, so why are you asking?" Akira spoke next with an even more annoyed tone and questioned me. I didn't answer him as rightly as I was about to; Souei spoke up.
"You already know I'm going, Yuta! That's right, I'm the man in the woods!" Souei had that tone that we all knew was gloating about how he got Yuta. I swear I could see his smile just by hearing it in his tone.
"Shut your mouth! Souei. You only got Yuta because I said I would take Yuta or Mahito and didn't give a specific answer. Now I'm stuck with Mahito." Asm was up next, and he was spouting his shit. He had told me he wanted Yuta or Mahito, but Souei said he would take Yuta due to Asm not stating what he wanted.
"It's your fault you didn't say what you wanted, wheelie bitch! I just won, is all. Hold that L while I sit there and jump you with Rika!" Souei gloated and called him a mixture of his username and nickname. I only called him Asm because he liked to add it to the end of his usernames.
"Shit, Souei. Rika is going to be mine in a few minutes, so I don't know why you're gloating. You know I chose Geto, and I'm getting Rika." Sloth was the next to speak after hearing Souei's gloating.
"No, she ain't! You're going to have to fight me for that, bitch." Souei instantly responded to Sloth, and I know that just from the sound of his voice, his smile immediately turned into a frown when he heard what Sloth had said.
*hit*
"Nah, she's mine, and you can't stop me at all."
"The fuck? Do you know who I am? I'm the man in the woods! You ain't getting past me with all that."
"Can you monkeys shut up? I chose Yuji." Ghost spoke up for the first time since he joined voice chat, and-
*bark* *bark*
*hit*
His dog was in the background barking, so I can assume he was on mute the entire time.
""Ghost, shut your mouth/Ghost, shut the fuck up."" Both Souei and Sloth turned their attention to Ghost, and the suddenness of it almost made me spit my drink out.
"I went with Todo, guys!" Before they could continue, Cursed quickly spoke up with his answer.
*hit*
"Alright, let's start this then!" The excitement in my voice couldn't be contained as I took a bite of my sushi.
Changing my screen back to Minecraft, I was ready to finally begin this-
"Wait, when did I die?" My question went unanswered as my screen turned black. My computer was still on even though my monitor wasn't, and this was the first time this had happened to me.
"What's going on?"
"Did my internet crash?"
"Did your monitor turn off too? For some reason, when I joined the server, my monitor turned off."
"Yeah, my screen is all black. Is yours like that too, Akira?"
"Yeah, I don't even have a desktop. I have a gaming laptop, so I don't know why my screen would be turned off too."
"Weird," I said as I got closer to my monitor, as I swear, even though it was black, I could see something. Getting even closer, I tried to look even harder.
"Are you guys seeing this?" I said right, as what seemed to be an eye opened up on my monitor screen.
"Seeing what?"
That was the last thing I heard as my vision went black.
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{Omni Gojo has made the advancement: Start Jujutsu Craft}
{Omni Gojo has made the advancement: Limitless}
{Omni Gojo has made the advancement: Cursed Technique Lapse Blue}
{Omni Gojo has made the advancement: Six Eyes}
{Omni Gojo has made the advancement: Infinity}
'My head hurts... What happened?' I thought as I tried to stand and open my eyes. I immediately closed them upon realizing that the sun was beaming down on me.
My hands touched the ground, and I felt... Grass? 'Wait a minute.' I reached up to my face and felt a blindfold.
"But when did I put this on?" I spoke aloud as I looked around and could see even with the blindfold on. The trees in the distance and the green grass I was standing on.
Taking off the blindfold, I was immediately bombarded with information. It hurt, yet it was tolerable. As if, I was used to having it all my life.
I grabbed my hair quickly and pulled it down to my eyes, and sure enough, it was a snowy white.
"I became Satoru Gojo? When did I... The Minecraft mod?" My question was answered when I thought back to what I was doing a second ago. If I were Gojo, then I should have [Six Eyes] and [Limitless].
I thought about how to use [Lapse: Blue], and it was there. In fact, I had the way to use all my abilities and my cursed energy. It was like being shown all the answers to a test without even being given the questions.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" My laugh rang out in the plains that I was in. As I looked to the sky with my arms spread out and a maniacal smile, I knew this could only get better if-
"Can you shut the fuck up?" I quickly stopped laughing and turned around. My smile didn't dissipate; in fact, it only got bigger.
Sitting on the grass was a man I knew all too well. Dressed with baggy white pants and a tight-fitting shirt. Dark black hair and a scar on the side of his mouth.
|[Minecraft Kaisen]|
This was Toji Fushiguro, but if I was right, "Hey, that must be you, right, Akira?" I said as Akira opened his eyes.
"Yeah, it is dumbass. Maybe if you checked chat, you'd find out that we were all taken to a real-world version of the modded Minecraft we were playing. Maybe the [Six Eyes] were a little too much for you, though." Akira spoke calmly as he began standing up and dusting off his clothes, even though they held no dust to brush off.
Closing my eyes, I saw the chat. It was as Akira had said. Everyone who joined the server was here, and their advancements were shown for all to see.
{Todo Cursed has made the advancement: Start Jujutsu Craft}
{Akira Fushiguro has made the advancement: Start Jujutsu Craft}
{Akira Fushiguro has made the advancement: Completely Physically Gifted}
{Geto Sloth has made the advancement: Start Jujutsu Craft}
{Yuta Souei has made the advancement: Start Jujutsu Craft}
{Yuta Souei has made the advancement: Copy}
{Sceptix Fushiguro has made the advancement: Start Jujutsu Craft}
{Sceptix Fushiguro has made the advancement: Ten Shadows Technique}
{Sceptix Fushiguro has made the advancement: Divine Dogs}
{Mahitoasm has made the advancement: Start Jujutsu Craft}
{Mahitoasm has made the advancement: Observation of The Soul}
{Yuji Ghost has made the advancement: Start Jujutsu Craft}
My advancements were at the top of the chat. Even with my eyes closed, I could see. Walking forward toward where Akira was walking, I could see the group.
"Was I the last one to wake up?" I asked Akira, as I was too far away from the group to even try and ask them.
"Yeah, you were. Even though your advancement was first, you were the last to wake up, and I was the first to wake up." Akira continued at a calm pace, and I watched as the grass was carried by the wind in a simple yet amazing pattern.
The wind that brushed against my skin was almost unbelievably amazing. Like the winds on a hot summer day that blow through at just the right speed to give maximum comfort.
As we neared the group, the person who looked like Yuta pointed at us. I'm pretty sure that was Souei, as I remember him choosing Yuta.
We were about fifteen feet from them when I heard Souei speak. "Look at Mr. Sleepy Head, finally awake." He smiled as he spoke with that same stupid tone he always had when making fun of people.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever you say." I smiled as I waved Souei off. But before I could ask any questions, Souei quickly bent down and picked up a rock.
"Catch!" He said as he threw the rock at speeds no normal person could throw. The rock hurled through the air, with the wind visibly moving out of its way.
With [Six Eyes], I could see it happen at a slow pace, and instinctively, I turned on infinity. The rock slammed against the seemingly nothingness in front of it, and the force of the impact appeared behind me.
"Ha. Ha. Ha. Are you sure you want to start a fight with the strongest, Souei?" I grabbed the rock out of the air as I laughed. It wasn't a real laugh, but one filled with sarcasm.
I began walking toward him as shock filled his face. "Chill bro! Chill! It was just a test, I swear!" He began panicking and backing up.
"We just wanted to see if you also had your technique!" Souei basically screamed it out, as I was only two meters away.
My face, which was in a frown, immediately switched as I sprouted a big smile. "Hahaha! You actually believed me." I said as I began pointing at him like an idiot.
Souei's face scrunched up, and he held both of his hands to his face. "Seriously? Don't do that when you look exactly like Gojo." What he said was well founded, as I had Gojo's face, and when angry, he didn't look friendly.
"Anyways, I want to see you use [Lapse: Blue]." What Souei said confused me, but I shrugged and called upon my cursed energy.
"[Cursed Technique: Lapse: Blue]?" I said it out loud as if it were a question, yet it followed my will. A blue ball appeared on my finger.
I shot it like it was a finger gun, and it blasted forward. Sucking in the grass that wasn't tightly held down and then quickly dissipating.
It was only the size of my palm, and I didn't put much force into it. When I turned to Souei, his eyes were wide, and he didn't blink.
"Awww shit, he went and fell for it."
"Souei got another one, damn!"
"I thought he would be smarter than this..."
"You got fooled too, so what are you talking about?"
I was confused for a moment until Akira tapped my shoulder and whispered to me. "He can copy one of your techniques forever if he sees it once." And when he said that, I quickly turned to Souei and saw him with a dumb grin on his face.
"[Lapse: Blue]" He said as a blue sphere appeared to life. He made it move around in the air before it dissipated. As it did, he turned to me and began laughing.
"I was tricked. Backstabbed. Quite possibly bamboozled!" I spoke as I fell to my knees. The grass was soft, and I felt like an idiot.
"Don't be sad; he got all of us," Akira said as he patted me on the back.
"Wait, he got all of us?!" I quickly stood up. Turning to Akira, I saw him nod his head slowly. Turning back to Souei, I saw him smiling like he was a mastermind.
"Since we're going to be working together, I guess I should tell you my ability. Unlike the original Yuta, I can copy abilities and use them at 90 percent of their power. I can only take one ability per person and have it forever. If I delete your ability, I can grab a new permanent one from you." He smiled like a madman and took a pose that I was all too familiar with, but before I could say anything,
"Your ass is not Aizen," Sceptix spoke to him with a deadpan tone, and I felt like he was looking down on him.
'He really isn't Aizen.'
'He thought he was the main character.'
'He looks so stupid in that pose.'
All of us were looking at him like he was wearing clown makeup. I saw Souei grit his teeth and clench his fist.
"Shut your ass up! I'm him, alright? Himothy, the first!" Souei said as he pointed to himself as if he were the greatest of us.
"Oh, you're him?" Sceptix stood up as he spoke. Once he fully stood up, he began walking toward Souei.
"Oh, I'm him, alright!" Souei said as Sceptix stopped about five feet away from him.
"That's what I thought you said," Sceptix whispered as he got into a pose. "WITH THIS TREASURE I-" Before he could even speak the rest of what he was saying, I, Akira, Souei, Ghost, and Cursed tackled him to the ground.
"Get the hell off of me! He thought he was the shit, so let me show him who's him!" Sceptix screamed as we held him down.
"Are you retarded? Mahoraga would kill us all! You have to be the dumbest one here!" Akira screamed at him as he was holding him down.
"Fine. Get off of me. I don't even have enough cursed energy to summon Mahoraga anyway, so it's just a pose as of now, idiots!" Everyone got off of Sceptix as soon as he finished speaking. Souei even offered a hand to help him up, yet he slapped it and stood up himself.
"If I'm right, then all of our abilities are a bit different than they are in the anime or manga," Souei said as he turned to look toward the sky.
"He's right." Ghost suddenly spoke up, and as everyone turned to him, he looked at his hands.
"All of our abilities are told to us, like in the Minecraft mod, but it's up to our imagination to use them. I even have an ability Yuji doesn't have." As Ghost finished his sentence, his eyes dilated, and his aura of cursed energy became wild and unruly.
He wobbled a bit before stomping his foot on the ground. The cursed aura wrapped around him quickly before sinking into his body. As he held his hand out and clenched it, a raging aura appeared around his fists.
"This is an ability called 'The Zone'; it makes my chance to hit a black flash ten percent each attack and increases the chance the more punches I land." As Ghost said this, he began to punch the ground.
*Thud* *Thud*
*Thud* *Thud*
At the fifth punch, red lightning cascaded off his fist. The ground shook and blew away as he pressed his fist into the grass. Even though the punch was weak and rapidly thrown, it still caused a small crator to be in the ground.
Upon this being shown, members of the group began smiling. The thought of them being able to find powers that they hadn't seen before excited them beyond belief.
Well, all except two of them. "Thanks for the ability, Ghost," Souei said as he smiled. The ability he had shown before wasn't as good as the one he has shown now.
"Motherfucker!" Ghost yelled in anger as he turned to Souei and began running toward him. Seeing Ghost charging him, he began running and laughing.
"You think Ghost will be able to catch him?"
"Nah, that move takes serious amounts of energy, and I don't think even with Ghost's physical capabilities, he would be able to catch him."
"He is 'the man in the woods' after all."
"Yeah, you're right."
Turning to my left, I saw all of the group and smiled. My smile quickly turned to confusion. "Wait, who are you?" I pointed to the center of the group.
Everyone turned to the center and looked on in confusion.
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Tell me what you think of everything so far. This story will primarily be in third person due to how many people are involved.
Most of what you read has been said in a voice chat by my friends. I have been adding their beefs, trash talks, and fighting in this so hopefully you'll enjoy it.
Future chapters have a lot of fighting and growth with this chapter and chapter 2 being the driest in the form of action (combat.)
(This chapter is for feedback. Don't expect another chapter tomorrow. Maybe you can ask me for it early and I'll drop it but, keep in mind I don't have that many chapters stacked up.)
