1 Ch 1 – Omniversal Race to Omnipotence
In a room with walls covered in the color green. We could see a 15 years old boy sitting on a chair with a plain green shirt and a plain green shorts.
He could be seen opening tens of tabs by the minute and typing fast on his keyboard at a respectable speed of 65 words per minute.
He could be seen sweating profusely as if having an intense battle with the person he's talking to. He periodically scratches his head in annoyance while typing.
He could be seen having bloodshot eyes that widens from time to time as if getting shock.
His name was [REDACTED], a young man who is now currently having a heated debate on how his idea would work with Telekinesis and how it would allow him to become near omnipotent.
"Bruh, it would work, if I somehow make myself a floating mass of thought, with no body, the limitations a body will bring will be gone, allowing me to grow at an exponential rate, and were in the MHA world, I could probably control some people with my immense Telekinetic powers at that point" said by SussyVaka (MC)
"Well, how would you become a floating mass of thought hmmmmmmmm" said by BabyGirl
"Trust me, with Telekinesis I would probably be able to control my brain and move my neurons at incredible speed allowing me to somehow find a way to become that floating mass of thought, heck I could just steal quirks if you did not impose the limit of only Telekinesis" said by SussyVaka in annoyance
"Well, how would you steal quirks hmmmmm" said BabyGirl
"Just trust me, I know a way without even stealing quirks, you know what, I'm going to write a novel of me self-inserting myself into the MC and will do all the stuff I planned so that I could say I'm correct" retorted by SussyVaka
"Yeah, yeah, I can't wait to read on how you will achieve your goals with your meager knowledge regarding MHA, yeah… you actually only watch until season 2, how will you write it" said by BabyGirl in confusion on how SussyVaka will do it
"What, are you gonna watch the entirety of MHA for a week straight" said by BabyGirl amuse
"No, I plan to botch the whole plot of the show, like it will change so much I may as well consider it an original novel" said by SussyVaka while chuckling at his plans for the novel he will write
"Well then, good luck with that, its probably going to be trash anyway, I remember you dropped your Final Boss of the Multiverse recently" said by BabyGirl
"Come on, at least I finish writing the Attack on Braun Arc, I gave it a happy ending, a no ending, ahahaha" laugh SussyVaka at his own corny joke
"Why did you drop it anyway, oh…. the confusion" remembered BabyGirl on how confusing it was to read it
"Yeah, why did I make it so confusing, I plan to rewrite it next year or at Christmas break" said by SussyVaka
"Really, how will you rewrite it" asked by BabyGirl full of interest
"Don't worry about it, it's going to be fine" said by SussyVaka full of confidence
"So yeah, goodbye, you're probably not going to see me for a week, too much school stuff" said by SussyVaka full of grief at all the stuff he needs to do for school
Its surprising on how he still manages to write daily.
"Oh, me too actually, and also, SussyVaka ano…, daisuki" suddenly proposed by BabyGirl
"What!?!?!?!, uhmmm… I did not expect this from you, but you could Daisuking Deez Nuts you piece of shit, hahahah" said by SussyVaka at his friend's tomfoolery
"Hahaha, also its daiski so your joke is invalid" said by BabyGirl
"Oh, I have been preparing that joke for a month now only to be foiled by a beginner mistake, kuso, well then goodbye, I have been holding this massive shit inside my big phat ass for a long time" said by SussyVaka in a sussy way
"Come on dude, stop acting weird, so yeah goodbye to you too, I can't wait to masturbate to your nudes that you sent me showing your big phat ass, mmm, can't wait to create a 3d printed asshole of yours and lick it every day while imagining gay fantasies about me and you" said by BabyGirl
"Wait what!" said by SussyVaka while his head turned in shock at what he just heard
"You're joking right" said by SussyVaka scared but BabyGirl suddenly close the Video Call between them
SussyVaka was then instantly scared at his friends seemingly increasing sussiness day by day.
But then suddenly in front of him appeared a message that shock him to his core
/Would you want to join the Omniversal Race to Omnipotence/
As if seeing a ghost, he run away from the screen to the bathroom to shit away his massive load
Coming out of the bathroom seemingly refreshened, he looks at the message and decided to deny it, because he knows he will not survive if the reoccurring thing that he thought of everyday is true.
So, with that thought in mind, he just decided to ignore the existence of the message entirely.
Turning off the monitor containing the message, he moves on to his other monitor and started to brainstorm ideas for the novel his going to write.
"Bla, bla, bla, hmmm. Inko Midoriya, deku, time, future enemies, space, multiverse, surprise BabyGirl also transported, what else, oh the Omniversal Race message. Hehe, so the MC will get the message but instead accepts it hmhmhm." Chuckled SussyVaka and decided to write on how the MC will get transported to MHA
"Suddenly shock at the message appearing in front of him, he squirmed like a little girl UwU ahahaha. God what am I doing with my life, then bla bla bla /Would you want to join the Omniversal Race to Omnipotence/. Then the MC press *yes*" suddenly in front of SussyVaka appeared a message that shock him again.
/Welcome to the Omniversal Race to Omnipotence SussyVaka/
"Wait what! I didn't accept it, shit, those damn other mes, you pieces of shit, kusoooo!!!!" shouted SussyVaka as a white ray of light engulf the entire planet killing everything on it
***(RANDOM POV)
"Kyaahh, what's that light over there" the random person suddenly points to the nearing white light
"I think it's a lase-" suddenly they were evaporated into nothing. Giving them a painless death while the other people tried to run away from the light but they were hopeless
Suddenly, in the void where the planet previously was, a spherical thing appeared seemingly bending space and time itself.
"Hahaha, god I haven't laugh in a while, I truly could only laugh at myself, to think he would write a novel with our /Omniversal Race/ hehehe" said the ball, somehow being able to speak in space while talking in a language that could seemingly be interpreted by all
Suddenly a portal appeared in front of that being and he was suddenly punch
"You piece of grimly sauce, you actually did that to me, to think you were the one who did this, uhhh my fragile pumper" said the floating mass of thought who appeared through the portal
"Hahaha, come on dude, look at you now, a near omnipotent god like me, you could even call it the blessing of a god, hmhmhm, This Old Ancestor here is truly benevolent" said the ball arrogantly
"Yeah yeah yeah, Ikuso, we need to kill those other bastards, to think they were actually masturbating to me, they're already near omnipotent beings and still be affected by lust" said by the now future SussyVaka in annoyance
"Well, you are quite thick If I do say so myself" said the Ball in a sussy way
"Yeah yeah yeah, wait what" suddenly as if shock, the floating mass of thought glared daggers at the ball, then the floating mass of thought grunted in disgust
"Come on, I'm only being honest here" said the ball
"Shut up" said the Floating mass of thought and with that a flash of white light engulf them and then they disappeared
AN: GO READ MY OTHER NOVELS NOW! Don't be a MHA: Telekinesis only reader and transcend pass the worth of an ant and instead become a dragon who can gain my attention.
