Kurumi Is A Menace To Society
Tatsuya Pov-
'Life sure is meaningless.' I thought, almost dying from boredom. I was sitting between Mikasa and Kurumi, which was the only positive aspect of the situation.
It's been half an hour since the class started and if it wasn't for me looking at Mikasa and Kurumi from time to time, I would've died from boredom.
"Who was the one who suggested this stupid idea of attending school?" Mikasa grumbled.
'It was you.'
Since I had ears that weren't useful while staring at the two, I decided to eavesdrop on Shido's conversation that he was having through the intercom placed inside his right ear.
"So, did you find anything?" Shido muttered.
{It's already confirmed by AST and we've confirmed it ourselves too. I can't believe she really is a Spirit.}
'The one speaking through the intercom should be that red-haired brat. The fire spirit, Kotori Itsuka.'
As for AST, it stands for the Anti-Spirit team, a special unit within JGSDF designed to suppress and eliminate Spirits using brutal methods. Although the only Spirit they've managed to kill was Kurumi's clone, a fact that they aren't aware of.
{Either way, it's good for us. Win over her heart before AST butts in.} Kotori ordered, making Shido flinch.
"What about the two students who came along?" Itsuka asked, worried.
{They are ordinary humans at best. Although their physical capabilities are that of athletes, they can't do anything against a Spirit. It's most likely that the girl joked about hunting Spirits after hearing Kurumi's introduction.} Kotori replied.
'A logical assumption.' I thought, wondering what should I do to mess with these guys.
'But still, they can't sense our chakra or measure our physical strength correctly.' Both of us can easily break walls without using chakra to enhance our strength.
"How should I approach her?" Shido muttered in a nervous tone.
'Since it's the start of canon, he should be a guy with a lack of self-confidence, huh.'
{Just do whatever you're told and everything would be fine.} Kotori said.
"Tatsuya-san, Tatsuya-san." I heard Kurumi mutter my name before turning towards her.
"You can speak normally, you know." I said in my normal tone.
"What did you do?" She asked, surprised as no one even reacted to me speaking out loud in class.
"Haaaaaah~" Mikasa yawned, stretching her back. "It's a barrier that blocks all sounds from escaping." She explained, pointing toward the symbols drawn on the floor. It was a barrier I created using Creation of All Things. If someone looked from the outside, they won't see anything unusual no matter what we are doing inside.
"I see. But how did you manage to enter the Academy within an hour?" Kurumi asked, tilting her head.
"Dropped a bag full of money at the Director's office." I replied with a smile.
Kurumi shook her head with a tired expression before pointing at my right hand, which was lying on the table. "What is that?" She asked, looking at the purple orb that was floating a few centimetres above my palm, surrounded by a series of white rings.
"An offensive Jutsu. It's called Dai Rasenring."
It was the same technique Menma used to destroy Konoha. Since I had nothing better to do, I tried to recreate it and here we are.
All I need to do is drop it and we'll be free of school. Not gonna lie, that was a tempting option.
But the one I have is still weaker than the one Menma used because of the amount of chakra I used to create it. It'll be a lot more efficient to create a nuke using Creation of All Things.
'Right, system. Can I alter a Spirit's Sephira Crystal using Creation of All Things?' I asked, wondering if that's possible.
Our Medical Ninjutsu or Genjutsu wasn't working on anyone that wasn't from the Naruto World. That was the reason I had to create contact lenses for Hinata so that she'll let her guard down, rather than simply healing her eyes.
[It is possible, host.]
'Now we are talking.' I smiled, looking at the red hologram in front of me.
'What about Nia Honjo? Can she see information regarding us using her Angel, Rasiel?' This time, a golden hologram appeared in front of me.
[No, currently, the Angel called 'Rasiel' is only capable of knowing things related to 'The Worst Spirit's world]
'So it has the potential to go beyond this world, huh?' I thought, wondering if I should pay a visit to Nia. Her ability to gather information alone was tempting, not to mention her ability to manipulate reality. And she's a manga artist as well.
"So, what should we do about these guys?" Mikasa asked, pointing towards Shido, Tohka and Origami. Kurumi was looking at me with a smile saying 'Let's torture Shido to no ends.'
I shrugged my shoulders before a red hologram appeared in front of me.
[Ding! 'The NEET ROB' has joined the Chat Room]
[Ding! A new quest has been issued by 'The NEET ROB']
[Quest: Thoroughly ruin the unworthy Protagonist's Harem- Shido Itsuka]
[Personal Request- Do cuck him]
[Targets:-
1-Origami Tobiichi
2-Nia Honjo
3-Kurumi Tokisaki (Completed)
4-Yoshino Himekawa
5-Kotori Itsuka
6-Mukuro Hoshimiya
7-Natsumi Kyouno
8-Yamai Sisters
9-Miku Izayoi
10-Tohka Yotagami]
[Completion: 1/10]
[Rules: (i)No Mind Control (ii) Can't beat the target into submission]
[Time Limit- None.]
[Rewards: ???, Personal Satisfaction, ROB's Satisfaction, Title: Spirit Tamer, Skill: Spirit Contract]
[Spirit Tamer: Increases one's affinity with Spirits. Applies to every kind of Spirit in the whole Multiverse. Be it Holy Spirit, Demonic Spirit, Heroic Spirit.]
[Spirit Contract: Will allow one to form a Master-Servant contract with a Spirit, only applies to the Spirits from 'Date A Live' except Kurumi Tokisaki due to her being protected by the Dimensional Chat Group. To form a contract, both parties included must agree upon the terms of the contract.
The Master can summon their Contracted Spirit at any given moment regardless of the distance. If certain conditions are met, the Master will gain access to the Spirit's Angel for a certain amount of time regardless of their affinity with the Angel]
[Failure Condition: None]
[ROB's Note: Take it slow and do it thoroughly]
[Accept] [Reject]
[The NEET ROB- I am not taking a No for an answer.]
[The Divine Prophet- Well, we planned on doing this either way.]
[The Last Judgement- Might as well do us a favour while you're at it?]
'Right, in the ROB's system, I don't have Admin written next to my name.' I thought, looking at the chat room.
[The NEET ROB- What is it?]
[The Divine Prophet- A software that can turn any anime or animated series into live action. It must look as realistic as humanly possible along with the best quality.]
[The NEET ROB- Is that all?]
[The Last Judgement- Have we ever been unreasonable, to begin with?]
[The NEET ROB- A lot of times.]
[The Last Judgement-...]
[The Divine Prophet-...]
[A file has been uploaded by 'The NEET ROB'. The Host can use it through the system or a computer.]
[The NEET ROB- Now go and hunt some Spirits (Pokemon style).]
[The Last Judgement- We plan on messing around for a bit since this world is fun.]
[The Divine Prophet- Hey, listen. I stole a guy's phone a while ago when we were on our way, and there's no Naruto manga or anime in this world. Is it the same for other worlds?]
[The NEET ROB- The Dimensional Chat Group deleted the member's worlds from fictional works. Originally, Kurumi and Junko should've known about the Naruto series but their memories were deleted. The same goes for you guys. The reason you can remember things related to Tensura and Date A Live is because of the system I gave you. It has a backup for your memories just in case something like this happened.]
[The Last Judgement- Is that so. Then what about Irregular at Magic High and Attack on Titan?]
[The NEET ROB- Isn't that obvious? I took care of them. But yeah, if you ever go into those worlds, you might end up with a headache.]
[The Divine Prophet- Why?]
[The NEET ROB- Well, I was too lazy to create new bodies for you two so I directly abducted the original Tatsuya and Mikasa and handed them over to you after doing some modifications.]
[The Last Judgement- So that's the reason she has the original Mikasa's strength. Then what about my abilities?]
[The NEET ROB- You lack Psions to use those abilities. They'll start to manifest if you buy the Mahouka Koukou Power Card from the Chat Group.]
[The Last Judgment- I see.]
[The NEET ROB- Well, be sure to accept the Quest. After all, Gotta Catch 'em all.]
[The NEET ROB has left the Chat Room]
'A ROB of culture. Accept.' I thought, accepting the quest as the red hologram disappeared.
I looked at Mikasa with a smile before turning toward Kurumi. "How do you feel about slowly ripping Mio's plans to shreds while taking away everything Shido has?"
As I asked her that, a crazy and sadistic smile appeared on her face. Licking her lips, she replied. "I have some ideas, how about it, Tatsuya-san?"
'She's too hot.' I thought, looking at Kurumi.
"But there's one thing we need to do before that." Mikasa said, cutting in our conversation.
"What is it?" Kurumi asked, her expression saying that she was expecting something like doing a terrorist attack on the school or causing a spacequake.
"We have to go shopping." Mikasa said with a smile.
"Huh?" That was all Kurumi could mutter before her brain crashed.
"Well, we want to see this world." I said, shrugging my shoulders. If it wasn't for Mikasa's urge to experience a normal student's life, we would've already raided the city by now.
And so, the classes went on until lunch break.
"Do you guys have a lunch box?" Kurumi asked, looking at us.
"We do." I replied, getting up from my seat. "Let's go to the rooftop."
"I wonder how people survive in a lifestyle like this." Mikasa muttered, cracking her fingers.
Just as the three of us were about to leave the class, we heard someone calling out for us.
"Kurumi." Shido said, approaching us. Tohka and Origami were behind him, giving Kurumi a death stare.
"What is it, Shido-san?" Kurumi asked. I could see her right-hand clench, trying her best to not kill Shido.
"Can we talk for a bit?" He asked in a very diffident tone. His eyes turned towards me and Mikasa before he continued. "Alone."
'His self-confidence right now should be very low, huh?' I thought, wondering how Kurumi would respond. I guessed that she'll reject the offer and walk away. But she, being the best waifu, did something unexpected.
"Shido-san, don't you think it's rude to interrupt someone like that?" Kurumi replied in a very polite tone. "It's no wonder that you need a flat-chested brat to tell you everything through that intercom." She shook her head before making a surprised expression. "Don't tell me you can't even get hard without your little sister ordering you to?" She looked at Shido with a shocked expression. "It can't be, Shido-san, you're impotent?" And she finally dropped the bomb loud enough for the whole class to hear.
I won't lie, Kurumi is a menace to society.
"Pfft." And Mikasa, being the big bad she is, started laughing. "Hahahahahaha. I can't, I'll die. Hahahahahaha, just look at his face."
By now, everyone who was inside the class started laughing at Shido and calling him impotent. Anything passes in high schools, I guess?
Shido's face was full of shame, disbelief, fear, shock, anxiety and humiliation. And honestly, it was very funny. He looked like he was about to cry as he took a step back, bumping into Tohka and Origami.
"Shido."
"Are you alright?"
Both of them asked before Shido looked around, noticing that everyone was looking at him while laughing. Even his best friend, Hiroto Tonomachi, was laughing at him.
He looked back at Tohka and Origami before running outside the classroom while shouting. "I-I can't..."
This scene alone was enough to compensate for the boredom I endured today. I had a feeling that the NEET ROB was probably rolling on the ground while watching this.
"Shido." Both Tohka and Origami ran after him after giving Kurumi a 'Just you wait' glare.
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Kurumi Pov-
"That was so fun." I said, leaning back against the wall. After Shido ran away, the three of us made our way to the rooftop. I can't wait to see what kind of expression will he make when he loses everything. Just thinking about it is exciting. Ah~
"His reaction was way too funny." Mikasa said, giggling a little.
"Anyway, Tatsuya-san, what's the plan?" I asked, tilting my head. In response, Tatsuya just turned toward Mikasa.
"What?" She asked.
"We have a plan, right?"
"We don't."
"Then come up with one. This is your forte, isn't it?"
'Their reliability just went down by ten points.' I thought, looking at the weird scene in front of me.
After a minute, Mikasa smiled before saying. "Done."
'That was fast.' I thought, raising their reliability to the max again.
"So who's our target?" Tatsuya asked.
"Origami Tobiichi." Mikasa replied with a playful smile.
"Huh? Isn't that girl madly in love with him? It'll be difficult." I said, confused. As far as I knew, Origami would do anything for Shido no matter what it was.
"That's not love, but reliance." Mikasa replied, shaking her head. "Well, it's not like we're in a hurry so let's take it easy." She leaned to her left, resting her head on Tatsuya's shoulder.
After thinking about it for a while, I decided to do the same with Tatsuya's left shoulder. But my head wasn't properly reaching his shoulder thanks to my height, which was quite uncomfortable for me.
"There." Tatsuya said, lowering his left shoulder enough for me to rest my head on.
"Right, Kurumi. There's something I need you to do." Tatsuya said.
"What is it?"
"Can you find a place called Neryl Island? It should be somewhere around the Pacific Ocean."
"Sure." I answered before contacting my clones. With my information network, it shouldn't be a problem to find a single Island even if it was hidden by someone.
"But why do you wish to find that island, Tatsuya-san?"
"It's the place where DEM is keeping Nia Honjo, the Second Spirit. Be sure to hide your tracks while looking for it or they'll take her to another location."
'At this point, nothing can even surprise me.'
After that, we returned to class. And surprisingly, Shido, Tohka and Origami weren't there. And the rest of the school day passed by.
.
.
.
"I'll buy this, this, and this. That'll do. And that. Also, give me all the hard disks you have."
My mouth twitched as I looked at Mikasa, who was picking electronics up as if she owned the shop.
"Tatsuya-san, won't you stop her?" I asked.
"I'll prefer stepping on a landmine." I could tell that those words came directly from his heart.
I sighed. It'll be one expensive day for me. Although I am fairly rich, it's not easy to buy houses' worth of electronics in a single day.
"Does she like playing around with technology that much?" I asked.
"Well." Tatsuya gave a light chuckle. "One of her two best friends was an Artificial Intelligence Program."
'For a world full of ninjas, it's rather advanced.' I thought.
"Then what about her other best friend?"
"... That's something you'll need to ask her."
Understanding what he meant, I decided to not ask anything about that before I got a report from my clones.
"Ara~ Tatsuya-san, my clones just found the island that you mentioned. We'll get the coordinates after a few hours." I told him what my clones just reported.
After we(Mikasa) were done shopping, we decided to head home.
Suddenly, Mikasa stopped in her tracks before looking at us. "Hey, I have an idea to mess with Ratatoskr." She raised the shopping bags in her hands, indicating that her plan was related to the bunch of things she purchased.
Ratatoskr? Isn't that the organisation that 'saves' Spirits by making them fall in love with Shido? Messing with them will surely be fun.
"What do you have in mind, Mikasa-san?" I asked, curious.
After hearing her plan, both me and Tatsuya were shocked. It was truly a wicked plan.
"Mikasa-san, you're so cruel~."
"The smile on your face is betraying your words, you know." She replied with a smile.
Those Ratatoskr guys are gonna have nightmares soon.
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A/N-
We gonna start our 'How to break a happy harem series' part 1 soon. Wish me luck. It won't happen in a short while. Mc will soon leave this world to do other things before the Quests start. So it'll be a long-term harem-breaking process with many details. Well, I can change it if you guys want so ehđż
I'll release the DxD fic when this one reaches 500 Top Fans. (358 currently)
This arc kinda feels like Dressrosa Arc. Like it's good when you binge it but incredibly boring to read one chapter at a time.
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