1 Chapter 1: is my system a troll?

My name is Blane I am a game designer. I am working on our new project Conquer of immunity. Everyone already went home but I stayed behind to fix a few bugs in the game. I got up to stretched and to get me something to drink then I tripped over a power cable that was laying in the middle of the floor.

The next thing I knew was I was setting in a dark room and then I heard something it sounded like it was coming from everywhere but nowhere.

*Connecting with host 90%*

"What the hell is this?"

*Connecting with the host successful! *

*Congratulation host Blane Please give me a name.*

"What in the hell is going on? And how in the hell do you know my name?"

*Sorry host but that name is too long please pick another name.*

"I swear to god when I figure out who is doing this and not answering me I will beat them with a baseball bat."

*Are you stupid host? That name is longer than the last one.*

"Son of a fucking goat this fucking voice is getting on my nerves."

*Sorry host that name can't be used either I know you are stupid but please try to think of a nice name for me.*

"Fine, I give you the fucking name Charlet. Now, will you please shut up?"

*Host I know you are stupid but please give me a name.*

I am grinding my teeth and yelled out "CHARLET!"

*Was that so hard? Maybe it is for a retarded host.*

I am grinding my teeth and making my hands into a ball. My face is red with anger!

*Are you constipated host? Or are you so stupid and don't know what that means?*

I need to calm down whatever is talking to me is just trying to make me mad. Then I said, "sorry where am I?"

*Let me try to explain this where you can understand. You have died and been given a second life. Are you following what I am telling you? Or should I use easier words?*

My fingers are digging into my hand every time I hear this voice.

"I understand that I died. But who are you?"

*I knew you were a stupid host, but you were the one that named me.*

I sighed." Let's try this again. I understand I died, and I named you Charlet. But what I want to know what are you and where am I?"

*My name is Charlet and I am your system to help you make your dungeon. Right now, we are in your mind waiting for your body to be prepared.*

"What do you mean when you say, "to make my dungeon"?"

*Whenever you get dungeon points you can spend them and I will get the item you selected.*

How do I get dungeon points?

You can get them by killing monsters or humans that come into your dungeon. Or you could get them by an enemy staying in your dungeon. Stronger the monster or enemy is the more points you will get.

What can I buy with dungeon points?

The host can say "open market to see what he can buy"

I said "open market."

A game menu popped up showing a list of stuff I can get. I could buy anything I wanted if I had enough dungeon points.

I started to laugh I can do anything I wanted. "I can even have a harem of slave girls."

*You are not just stupid you are a pervert too.*

*Before we get you in your body, I need to tell you about dungeon divers. And also, we need to make your dungeon core.*

"What are dungeon divers and a dungeon core?"

*Dungeon Divers are a group of adventurers that goes into dungeons to kill monsters to get rare items. But if the dungeon is powerful enough dungeon divers will go after the dungeon core.*

*A dungeon core starts as an orb of energy that is connected to the dungeon lord which is you. If you die the dungeon dies and if the dungeon dies so, do you.*

*Are you understanding what I am saying, idiot?*

I sighed and said, "yes, I understand."

*What kind of dungeon do you want to build? Keep in mind that it doesn't matter what you pick you can make it however you want later. Here are a few to choose from*

*cave

*cabin

*forest

*volcano

*underwater

I picked the cave option.

*Are you sure hosts with everything that you chose?*

"Yes, I am sure."

*Let me make sure that you are sure. You are stupid after all.*

I ground my teeth and said I am sure.

*Connecting host DNA to the dungeon core 90%*

91%

92%

*The host is connected to the core -complete-*

*Connecting host to the body 95%*

96 %

97%

I past out and woke up on the hard ground. I am inside a cave.

I rubbed my head and got up off the ground.

*I have given the host 1000 dungeon points and an extra 1000 because he is stupid and needs all the help he can get.*

I opened the market and spent 1000 points to make 4 extra rooms in the cave then I moved the dungeon core into one of the rooms. I bought a fake wall that looked like the cave walls and put it over the door for an extra 300 points.

I have 700 points left over so I bought a cheap bed and covers for 200 points.

"Hey, Charlet."

*Yes, host?*

"Can the host go outside?"

*Yes, host but no one is here to guard the core.*

Blane went outside of the cave to see a big open field. One day I and my dungeon going to extend that far.

I went back inside. "well they are nothing to do right now so I might as well go to bed."

*Host it is still sunny out.*

"I know but I am bored and sleepy."

*the host is stupid and lazy.*

I just ignored the voice and moved the hidden wall and layed down on the bed and went to sleep.

A beeping sound got me out of bed, and I saw something was flashing in the corner of my eyes.

"Charlet, what is this flashing thing?"

Charlet answered me without a delay

*Host that is a warning sign that something is in the dungeon.*

"What should I do?"

First, let's see what is inside the cave say open surveillances map

I said open surveillances map and I could scroll through every floor in my cave. It was like I had a camera in every room.

I scrolled through the map and found a pack of wolfs was resting inside of my cave.

I asked Charlet how many points each would they give me if I let them stay.

*5 points every hour host.*

They were 5 wolfs inside the cave so that's 25 points every hour if I let them stay.

I went back to bed and let the wolfs stay. I woke in the morning and noticed I got 50 points for letting stay in the cave.