2 Revival

Fricka: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Dr Toad: "Finally, the fucker is alive."

Fricka: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Dr Toad: "Hey, stop screaming, it hurts my ears, they're fucking bleeding right now."

Fricka: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

The Doctor slapped me really hard on the face, I can still feel the fucking scars from his palm.

Fricka: "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?"

Dr Toad: "SO YOU CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Fricka: "Understandable. Have a nice day."

Dr Toad: "Are you not going to ask how I did it? How I brought you back to life?"

Fricka: "HOW YOU WHAT? Regardless, I couldn't care less, I'm gonna go get revenge on Hiro."

Dr Toad: "Hiro is already dead you dumbass."

Fricka: "I'm sorry, what?"

Dr Toad: "Yes, Naoto killed him to avenge you. I haven't seen Naoto in a while though, that fucker."

Fricka: "Goddamit Naoto why are you always so nosey? Ugh, I need to get some clothes on."

I opened my wardrobe… AND ALL OF MY CLOTHES WERE GONE.

Fricka: "WHAT. THE. FUCK."

Dr Toad: "What is it? What's the-"

I use my powers to force choke Dr Toad like in fucking Star Wars.

Fricka: "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CLOTHES? I HAD A FUCKING ULTRA RARE SONIC COSTUME!"

Dr Toad: "Wait--please--let me--down and I'll tell you--where they are--"

I put Dr Toad down so he can tell me.

Fricka: "So where are they, Doc?"

Dr Toad: "I don't know."

Fricka: "THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY YOU'LL TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE?!?"

I use my powers again to force choke the fucker.

Dr Toad: "WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO FUCKING SAY? I HAVE NO CLUE BUT I KNOW WHO COULD-"

Fricka: "Could've said that before, so who?"

I put Dr Toad down so he can tell me.

Dr Toad: "Ugh, the only guy who had access to your house was Naoto and me."

Fricka: "Ok so you're telling me my friend fucking ransacked my house and you did nothing to stop him? Oh WOW great job doctor, would really have your services again."

Dr Toad: "WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE WAS STEALING YOUR STUFF IDIOT?!"

Fricka: "I don't know maybe there are two spheres in your head that allow you to see, that you fucking use all the fucking time as a doctor?"

Dr Toad: "Hey, I didn't sign up to be a bodyguard bitch."

Fricka: "Oh no no, trust me you'd be an amazing bodyguard, fucking here day and night protecting my body like some mummy tomb."

Dr Toad: "I saved your life, isn't that enough bro?"

Fricka: "Doc, I think I'm only hearing half the story here because I don't think I can magically come back to life."

Dr Toad: "I don't know how I did it either."

Fricka: "What?"

Dr Toad: "You weren't recovering at all, no heartbeat or sign of being alive. The 1-Up mushroom Naoto got only gave you a heartbeat, but your body wasn't stable enough to handle it. I had to lie to his face that you were okay when you were most surely dead, yet I stayed here expecting you to awake, but here you are walking and talking normally."

Fricka: "Hold up I'm calling Naoto. Where's my fucking phone?"

Dr Toad: "I think he took that as well."

Fricka: "Ah for fucks sake, I'm off and out of here."

I burst out the door fed up with Naoto stealing my shit, but I can't stop thinking about what the Doctor said. Even a magical item famous for reviving people had little to no effect, but now I'm fucking alive normally like this is Jesus' resurrection or some shit. It's too strange…

I strolled around and decided to go to the local shopping center.

There were a bunch of shops, with one having Portal 2 on display, in its shining glory. I was tempted, I mean it was VERY tempting, but I hesitated and moved forward, only to realize that was the shop I was looking for.

Fricka: "Mate, need a phone."

Shopkeeper: "Safe, I'll sell you one for the very low price of 2 million gold coins."

Fricka: "I'm sorry, what? How the fuck am I supposed to even carry 2 million gold coins?"

Shopkeeper: "Listen, do you know how hard it is to manufacture phones that are able to call across the multiverse, the place is way too big."

Fricka: "Ah for fucks sake, just give me a phone can call locally in this universe."

Shopkeeper: "Oh, calm, that's only 2 gold coins."

Fricka: "Talk about a bargain."

I give the shopkeeper 2 gold coins, and he gives a phone. It looked like a Nokia, but anything would do.

I look at a paper I have, with Naoto's phone number written down, and so I call it.

Phone: "Sorry, but the person you are calling is in another universe, try calling again when they are local."

Fricka: "FUCK!"

I take the phone and throw it at the wall in rage.

The phone was really fragile, so it broke instantly on impact.

Fricka: "Ah shit, that was a bit of a stupid move, uhhh, I would like another phone please."

And so I bought another phone, the only difference being is that I won't be throwing it a wall.

I had no way to produce 2 million coins, I mean, the government can help me out since I help them out occasionally, or hell I could even try to borrow a phone.

But then again, missions come very rarely, and I needed that sonic costume NOW.

My only choice was to look around the multiverse, calling in each area, until I finally hit the jackpot.

...which would take seven million years, so no shot for that.

I left the shopping center, lost on what to do next, with the only intent being looking for friends, action, and most importantly: fucking money.