New Year’s Eve Special, a Blessing From the Crew of “Maybe a Fake Gintama”...

Kawaki: All readers of "Maybe a Fake Gintama", I wish you a Happy New Year's Eve!

...

Yoshiwara, inside Kawaki's room.

All the crew members of "Maybe a Fake Gintama" were gathered here.

Kawaki, Tsukuyo, Hinowa, and Seita represented Yoshiwara's faction.

Gintoki, Kagura, and Shinpachi represented Yorozuya's faction.

Kondo, Toshiro, Sogo, and Yamazaki represented Shinsengumi's faction.

There was also the space captain Zura and the mysterious creatures Elizabeth, Otae, and Sacchan...

In short, all the members of the protagonist team were gathered, sitting around Kawaki's room and constantly whispering to each other.

Everyone was called over by Kawaki. As for the specific reason, the rest of them did not know, and Kawaki did not elaborate.

"Everyone, listen to me," Kawaki stood up first, cleared his throat, and glanced at everyone, "In short, I called everyone here today for a very important matter."

"Hey, that's what you said on the phone," Gintoki dug his nose, his face full of disapproval, "I don't care as long as the lost wages are prepared."

"Don't joke around. Today is a working day, and you actually forced us to come here." Toshiro muttered in disdain.

"Are we going to select the female lead of "Maybe a Fake Gintama"?" Otae said with a smile, but from time to time, she would glance at Tsukuyo and Sacchan.

"If this is the case, then I feel that it is not necessary." Kondo crossed his arms and nodded, "I have always wanted to talk about this matter. In order to improve the popularity of the work and based on the suggestions for the male and female leads. I suggest that we should change it to Miss Otae and me."

As he spoke, Kondo took out a thick stack of A4 paper from his bosom, "This is a script that I have thought about. It tells about my touching emotional journey with Miss Otae. It depicts a story that keeps chasing after love..."

Otae did not give Kondo a chance to finish speaking. She smiled and came behind Kondo. However, if one looked closely, one would find that there were several blue veins on Otae's face that kept twitching.

"Miss Otae, do you think my suggestion is very good?" Kondo turned around to look at Otae and asked in surprise.

"Yes~" Otae raised her fist as she spoke, and she was even chanting something similar to a scripture.

"Miss Otae? What are you going to do..." Before Kondo could finish speaking, he was smashed to the floor by Otae...

After doing all of this, Otae returned to her seat as if nothing had happened.

However, Kondo, who was already dead or alive, was ignored by everyone.

"Indeed," Katsura nodded, "This work should indeed be properly revised. I have many suggestions regarding this."

"Who are you?" Toshiro looked at Katsura, who was dressed like a pirate and asked doubtfully.

"That kind of thing doesn't matter," Katsura continued, "The most important thing right now is to discuss the future direction of this work! I suggest that it should be given to the characters who have been working hard in the dark! Didn't you find out?"

"What did you find?" Toshiro asked doubtfully.

"There is no such thing as OP and ED here!" Katsura replied with a serious face.

When everyone present heard this, they all revealed a shocked expression.

Katsura continued, "This also leads to some characters that should appear frequently becoming passers-by characters that can only appear once in dozens of chapters. This kind of situation is already so serious that we have no choice but to pay attention to it. If this continues, the consequences can be imagined. Each and every important character may be transformed into passer-by characters. I'm talking about everyone present."

"Although you say so, but adding op and ed to the novel is too inconsistent, right?" Shinpachi forced a smile and said.

"No, I propose that I have a Katsu-rap every time at the beginning of each chapter! How?! How about my idea?!"

"No, it's just like sh*t." Kawaki retorted expressionlessly, "Besides, your suggestion is just to add a scene for yourself, right?! If that kind of thing starts every chapter, the readers will be bored, right?"

"How can something like a rap be annoying?" Katsura chuckled, "That's something that reflects the people's voice."

"No one likes that thing." Toshiro puffed out cigarette smoke and suggested, "Why don't you let me have a cooking show every time the show starts? Mayonnaise has thousands of combinations."

"You're the only one who likes that kind of thing, right?" Kawaki retorted.

"Then, why don't you let me perform by sending Hijikata-san flying every time we start?" Sogo suggested.

"Right now, I want to cut you down," Toshiro replied without hesitation.

"No, it's better to use me kissing Miss Otae as the beginning!" Kondo, who had pulled out his head at some unknown time, suggested solemnly.

"Good my ass! Who would kiss a gorilla like you!" As she spoke, Otae once again slammed Kondo to the floor.

"Then why don't I have a loving kiss with Gin-san?" Sacchan said with an excited expression.

"Well, actually, I have an idea." Seita's weak voice sounded.

"Child, get out of here. This is not a place you should come." As he spoke, Kawaki carried Seita and threw him out of the room.

"Wait a minute!" Seita slammed the door hard, "Isn't it good to listen to the children's opinions from time to time? Moreover, I just came out, okay? I didn't even show my face, okay?!"

"No need!" Kawaki replied.

"Yes, yes, as long as we know that you are healthy and alive, it is good-aru." Kagura agreed.

"Sure enough, it's better to let me play a part of it."

"No! It's better to let Hijikata perform seppuku."

"No! It's better to let me kiss Otae."

"No! It's better to use Hijikata Cooking Show!"

"No! It should be better for me to be together with Gin-san!"

...

Looking at the people who were making a fuss, Kawaki held his forehead with a helpless face, "Sure enough, I knew this would be the result. I haven't even said about that yet, and the matter has already become like this..."

"About that?" Shinpachi asked doubtfully, "What is it?"

"Well, then I'll let you have a little look," Kawaki said as he took out an A4 paper from his bosom and handed it to Shinpachi, "I don't even know how to tell everyone about this kind of thing."

"This is..." After reading the content on the A4 paper, Shinpachi raised his glasses and murmured, "I have already imagined what kind of riot will happen if you say this..."

"Really?" Kawaki shrugged helplessly, "That's why I can't say it. I really hope that everyone can learn from Gintoki and not care about such things at all."

"No, I feel that if he knew what was written on this paper, he would definitely be even more agitated than them," Shinpachi muttered.

"There really is a problem." Kawaki sat down helplessly, then looked at Shinpachi with a face full of sincerity, "I'll leave this matter to you, Shinpachi!"

"Eh?!" Shinpachi shook his head, "No, no, no. How can I handle this? I will offend many people!"

"Only you can do it. Please!"

...

"Well, can everyone be quiet for a while?" Shinpachi stood up and shouted weakly, "Actually, there is actually a very important matter that we have to tell everyone about today's gathering here."

"Important matter? What?" Kondo asked doubtfully.

"Actually..." Shinpachi opened the A4 paper in his hand, "Today is an important day, the day before the new year. Therefore, the production team has decided to let all the members of "Maybe a Fake Gintama" send their respective blessings to the readers. And..."

"And?" Toshiro said.

"Our respective roles in the future plot will be based on our performance... In other words, if we perform well, we will have more scenes..." Shinpachi mumbled as he finished reading the contents of the paper.

"What did you say?!"

"In other words, I have to put in a good word for the readers." Gintoki waved his hand and said casually. Then, he snorted, "Really, it's really boring. I wouldn't do that kind of thing."

"Hey, why did you change your clothes in such a short period of time? Didn't you say that you would never do such a thing?!" Shinpachi retorted.

"Please take care of me in the coming year!" Gintoki knelt down and shouted.

"Tsk, this guy beat me to it..." Toshiro, who was dressed in a formal suit, said hatefully.

"Don't worry, Hijikata," Sogo said as he stood behind Toshiro with a sword, "We have also prepared a show. It's Hijikata Guillotine Show."

After saying that, Sogo directly chopped down but was dodged by Toshiro.

"That's very dangerous!" Toshiro retorted.

"Then I'll send my rap." Katsura nodded and said.

"No, it's better for Miss Otae and me to send blessings." Kondo retorted.

"No, it's better to send Hijikata's death blessing."

"No, sending a love made of my butt hair is better!"

...

"I didn't expect it to be even more chaotic after the announcement." Kawaki rubbed his temples with a face of despair.

At this time, everyone was already in a mess.

"It's really boring." Tsukuyo spat out a mouthful of smoke and said.

"Although you said that, why did you change into formal attire?" Kawaki retorted, speechless, "You've already been exposed!"

"I didn't wear formal clothes on purpose. It's just that today is Yoshiwara's formal dress day." Tsukuyo explained.

"You really don't blush when you lie at all..."

...

"Everyone, stop for a moment," Otae said, "Isn't it bad to make a scene like this? What would readers think if they saw this scene?"

"That makes sense..." Kondo crossed his arms and nodded, "If the inner ugliness is seen by readers, the rating of this work will definitely drop rapidly."

"That..." Yamazaki said weakly, "I don't know if the inner ugliness is exposed, but Chief... the ugliness of your body has been completely exposed. When did you take off all your clothes?"

"The so-called human beings have come to this world naked," Kondo said seriously, "That's why I want to give my blessings to everyone in this primitive human form!"

"No, you just gave Mosaic to everyone," Yamazaki shouted, "You completely look like a naked pervert!"

"Stop arguing!" Otae waved her long sword and shouted.

Everyone fell to the ground to dodge.

"Actually, there is no need to compete for scenes in this kind of thing," Otae said with a smile. Then she looked at Gintoki and Kawaki, who looked indifferent, "If you want to play a part, just kill those two guys. Wouldn't it be good than grabbing some extra part?"

Then, everyone turned to look at Kawaki and Gintoki.

Seeing everyone's malicious gazes, Kawaki and Gintoki swallowed their saliva.

"That... is there something wrong?"

"Hand over all the scenes!" Everyone shouted and rushed toward Gintoki and Kawaki. Along with the screams of Kawaki and Gintoki, a group of people began to fight.

...

"Ah, I feel much better. I wanted to do this for a long time." Otae clapped her hands and said with a refreshed face.

"Although I don't really agree with this method, it does feel good," Toshiro replied. Then, he looked at Sogo and Kondo, "It's time for the patrol. Let's go."

After that, everyone left Kawaki's room in an orderly manner.

Kawaki and Gintoki lay prone on the ground. It was unknown whether they were still alive or dead. The floor in front of Kawaki and Gintoki was written with the blood of two people. The words "Happy New Year" were especially eye-catching. This was also the masterpiece of everyone just now.

"Hmph, boring." Tsukuyo glanced at Kawaki and Gintoki and said casually. Then, she turned around and said, "Happy New Year."

After saying that, Tsukuyo pushed Hinowa away and left Kawaki's room.

"Happy New Year..." Kawaki and Gintoki raised their heads and muttered. Then, they once again fell unconscious...